This is Vuk reporting live from Hungary, and on today's special, I will show you how to cook like a man.
*Music Plays*
This man found himself (for the first time) without his common cooking utensils, ingredients, and of course (most importantly) a female to walk him through it all. After a month of desperately eating canned goods and going to fast food joints, this man decided that he was going to take matters into his own hands.
Today, I am making a MAN Cake! That is, a chocolate cake made by a man. Since I am new to the whole girly shopping thing, I did not think to buy a mixing bowl, so I will have to add the ingredients into the pan and mix them there. Tesco did not have any chocolate cake mixes, so I did what men do best: improvise. That is to say that I bought a bag of Nesquik mix.
Ok, here is the man plan (from a man with a plan no less):
1. Pour an inch of olive oil into the pan.
2. Drop two slabs of butter into that.
3. Pour half an inch of flour in and mix it all up.
4. Beat 6 eggs into it.
5. Add a bit of milk.
6. And finally, dump the Nesquik in!

After that I simply mix it all up, take out a match and strike my stove up, pop the pan in, and wait.
That is today's episode of Cooking Live a Man! Tune in tomorrow for Random-Fish-Dish-Delite!


PS: Any women who may be listening out there: HELP ME!!