Warning if you read this your childhood will forever be ****** up

**Olaf Blackeyes** · 03-01-2009, 21:36

I was reading an interesting thread on another forun and i wanted to see what you guys come up with for this scenario.
The thread
http://www.alternatehistory.com/disc...ad.php?t=64769
Would you still play the games if they were like this?

**King Jan III Sobieski** · 03-01-2009, 22:12

wt fudge?

**Subotan** · 03-01-2009, 22:28

Same goes for games like Half-Life. Would you resist?

**Lemur** · 03-01-2009, 22:37

I, for one, welcome our Combine overlords ...

**desert** · 03-01-2009, 22:41

Gordon ******* Freeman...

I got this game...what...2 years ago? 3? Played countless hours of CS:S, and I'm STILL on like level 5 in the actual game (HL 2). Epic fail.

I also never finished Half Life because I couldn't get out of Xen (Zen?). I suck.

Thanks for bringing up these memories, guys...

**Subotan** · 03-01-2009, 22:44

Originally Posted by Lemur

I, for one, welcome our Combine overlords ...

**desert** · 03-01-2009, 22:50

Another reason to shut down the LHC...

**Ibrahim** · 03-01-2009, 22:56

di I just die and go to heck?

that is some messed up alternate world they predict

**Rhyfelwyr** · 03-01-2009, 23:54

People never really get hurt in Pokemon though do they? I guess the animal rights brigade wouldn't take too well to it though... do you have a license for that Pikachu? stealing Zapdos eggs is illegal! sorry you can't fish for Magikarp here these waters are protected... oh and your pokemon just set another one on fire!

**Olaf Blackeyes** · 03-01-2009, 23:56

Com'on u gotta admit they do have a point. How on Earth, even a messed up alt earth could the world of pokemon function without stuff like this happening? Have your ever seen another type of animal besides wild pokemon in the anime? Have you ever asked yourself why a 10 YEAR OLD kid is EXPECTED to go out into the wild? Why are the joys and jennys the EXACT same over nearly 50 generations and 3 continents? Why there are 0 references to guns, drugs, government, elections? And why the big criminal organizations are after powerful pokemon?
Think about it.

**Rhyfelwyr** · 03-02-2009, 00:01

Why do they have similar series where kids battle each other with spinning tops lol

If Pokemon was real I would end up a druggie, walking repeatedly up and down a stip of coastline looking for that Rare Candy...

**desert** · 03-02-2009, 00:09

We've had this discussion in elementary school countless times, you know.

**Olaf Blackeyes** · 03-02-2009, 00:23

Most of the stuff in Elementary school was about what your favorite Pokemon was, or who had the best pokemon. Not about stuff this "realistic".

**Beefy187** · 03-02-2009, 00:23

Well I swear I saw some fruits, so I don't think they'll worry too much about the food.

My prediction is that pokemon world is the alternative world they created in the future. All the people with no social life goes to this pokemon world to get away from the cruel reality in the real world.

Or the real world was destroyed by the terminators and adults sent their kids and few others in the pokemon world so that they won't have to witness blood and death.

Just theories.. Ignore me

**Olaf Blackeyes** · 03-02-2009, 00:33

Nah beefy thats actually a pretty good scenario.

**desert** · 03-02-2009, 00:45

Turning you into this is Pokemon's goal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MWjDiKkXKc

**Olaf Blackeyes** · 03-02-2009, 01:35

Originally Posted by desert

Turning you into this is Pokemon's goal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MWjDiKkXKc

Dude thats just sad, and funny too.
Most ppl are only like THAT as kids.
Im just bringing this up because its really messed up.

**Reenk Roink** · 03-02-2009, 03:58

This is an amazing thread.

**Olaf Blackeyes** · 03-02-2009, 06:34

Thanx i have a "talent" for finding some ***** up **** on the interwebz.
I post more here but the mods on "normal" forum like this one wont especially like me for that, this one was kid friendly and i trust this forum not to **** me over so yeah