DOOM!

[Vuk]

I am the Prophet of DOOM! Appointed by Hope, the god of DOOM! I am here to spread his message of DOOM!
I stood in grove, and LO!, he did come to me, and told me The Age of the Wolves has come! You my Prophet shall gleefully gloat over the suffering masses! I trembled when I saw him, and said "Surely, I must still in sleep be, for how can this true? I a Prophet? Surely not!" A Holy Rage did come upon Hope, and he did shake his fist and shout ARE CALLING ME A LIAR, PROPHET?! I did resist mine un-Holy temptation to make a satanic wise crack and say "Nah, Hope, I am not calling you a liar Prophet, I am calling you a liar god". Instead I did bow my head and say "Then it must be that you are God, and that I am a Prophet, and that I am in a Grove that I never remember being in. If you say so, then it must be."
Take this O Prophet sayeth he as he did handeth me an oaken staff. Use it to chastise the unbelievers, so that their DOOM will be all the more horiffic. "Oh god of DOOM!" sayeth I, "If you are called Hope, how can you be the god of DOOM?"
I am called Hope because I bring hope and happiness to the world, and whenever there is misery, I always make sure that good springs out of it. I am the god of DOOM because I have grown tired of stupid mortals killing each other, and I am quitting my job. When Hope is gone, there will be only DOOM left. The power of his devine words lopped me offside the head, and I did say "Oh great god of DOOM, I will be your Prophet and spread your misery throughout the world!"
Go! And make humanity miserable!


The Prophet has spoken! The Age of the Wolves is coming!
Prepare for DOOM!

[Vuk]

Now that Hope has left the earth, Fire is going to come into the world and bring about DOOM!

[desert]

Holy crap, that song was in Hot Fuzz!!

[Vuk]

I have never seen Hot Fuzz, but I want to. I heard a lot of good things about it.
An welcome my acolyte! WELCOME TO DOOM!

Spread the DOOM to every topic you post in! DOOM!

[Vuk]

O BELIEVERS OF SUDDEN AND EVERLASTING DOOM! HEAR THE WORDS OF YOUR PROPHET, THE WOLF OF DOOM!
Hope HAS DECREED THAT NONE SHALL EAT MAYONNAISE FOR A MONTH IN ORDER THAT YOU SHALL ESCAPE THE DOOM THAT WILL ENGULF THIS SORRY WORLD!

Now go! And eat no mayonnaise!

[pevergreen]

Storm, Earth and Fire... Heed my call...

I am the son of the wind and rain,
Thunder beckons and I heed the call.
If I die upon this day,
In battle I will fall.

Hear me brothers gather up the wolves, (howl)
To battle, we will ride.
Wardrums echo the beating heart,
Pounding from inside.

STORM
Black clouds fill the sky.
EARTH
I hear my battle cry.
FIRE
Thunder will bring forth...
DEATH
From the power of the Horde...

Farseer to the Warsong clan,
To no matter will I kneel.
Feel the power and the energy,
For the black blood, honor and steel.

I feel the fire burning in my veins,
Lightning strikes at my command.
By storm and earth, axe and fire,
We come to claim this land.

STORM
Black clouds fill the sky.
EARTH
I hear my battle cry.
FIRE
Thunder will bring forth...
DEATH
From the power of the Horde...

Yeeeeaaaahhhh!

Surrounded by the enemy,
The wolf among the hounds.
Thunder turns to silence it-
Took the hundred to bring me down.

Wolf brothers falling at my side,
With honor I will die.
Upon the Altar of the Storms,
I will be reborn.

STORM
Black clouds fill the sky.
EARTH
I hear my battle cry.
FIRE
Thunder will bring forth...
DEATH
For I have been reborn.


STORM
EARTH
FIRE
DEATH (death sound)
The power of the Horde........

Tremble Mortals and despair! Doom has come to this world!