
Originally Posted by
Vuk
lol, funny that you say that. I worked as a bouncer myself for some time. It was at the joint where my girl worked. Most bullies are the short guys. They have a 'short complex'. They are short and they know it, so they think that they have something to prove. Also, the get really dirty. Not meaning to pick on any short people here or anything. :P
Don't worry buddy. Just don't show up in South Louisiana.
Or you'll be surrounded by a bunch of really short people with short cousins that have alligator farms.
Napoleon himself, the emperor of short people with complexes, was even supposed to retire here, but then he realized he would be one of the tallest people in the state. And there's nothing he hated more than a man with a worse Napoleon complex than himself.
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