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    I lived for years with a roommate who was a bouncer. Him and his bouncer buddies would hang out and drink in our kitchen, fascinating stories. One thing they were all cautious about: Short guys. "I'll take a big guy anytime," one of them would groan. "Them short guys get mean way faster." They even had a term for it: "short guy's disease."
    lol, funny that you say that. I worked as a bouncer myself for some time. It was at the joint where my girl worked. Most bullies are the short guys. They have a 'short complex'. They are short and they know it, so they think that they have something to prove. Also, the get really dirty. Not meaning to pick on any short people here or anything. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vuk View Post
    lol, funny that you say that. I worked as a bouncer myself for some time. It was at the joint where my girl worked. Most bullies are the short guys. They have a 'short complex'. They are short and they know it, so they think that they have something to prove. Also, the get really dirty. Not meaning to pick on any short people here or anything. :P
    Don't worry buddy. Just don't show up in South Louisiana.


    Or you'll be surrounded by a bunch of really short people with short cousins that have alligator farms.

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    Napoleon himself, the emperor of short people with complexes, was even supposed to retire here, but then he realized he would be one of the tallest people in the state. And there's nothing he hated more than a man with a worse Napoleon complex than himself.

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