I willingly serve the Good Men! Please, make me toil in the fields, or better yet, in the iron mines! I want to slave away and break my back for you Good Men... no, no... GREAT Men.

I am unworthy. I am unworthy. I am filth, I am slime. I am a disgusting worm. Hail the Glorious Leader! Hail the Great Good Men! A pox on me and all the filthy peasants!!! I will take an axeblow to the face for thee.