Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
I willingly serve the Good Men! Please, make me toil in the fields, or better yet, in the iron mines! I want to slave away and break my back for you Good Men... no, no... GREAT Men.

I am unworthy. I am unworthy. I am filth, I am slime. I am a disgusting worm. Hail the Glorious Leader! Hail the Great Good Men! A pox on me and all the filthy peasants!!! I will take an axeblow to the face for thee.

Finally a Man with reasoning! How else could he appreciate the fine structure in which our social system stands? Worry not my fellow slave for I will make the dreams of your inferior race come true. I will use my clearly superior vote to cleanse the scourge of your breathren, along with you in due time. That way only Good Men live. We shall live in a equal society where everyone lives well. Isn't it that what you Men want? That way everyone stays happy. It is truly a marvelous idea, one which could only come forth from the mind of a well educated and wealthy man as myself.