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Your mother reminds me of the most just socio-economic ideal: every worker gets a share!

Laborer inside joke
You are a Laborer

Background:

Once upon a time the gods would build buildings and plow fields for humans. Then some stupid priest king tried to kill the gods because he was upset at how he had to walk downstairs to use the bathroom in his palace. Needless to say, the gods weren't happy with this ungrateful attitude towards their architectural design and so they made humans work.

So you work. It really isn't that bad, but your lot are a bunch of lazy whiners so they always complain and are ungrateful to the benevolent bourgeois.

You make a long list of grievances, but they really are pretenses for wanting a cushy white robe job like the priests and bureaucrats have where they just look at pretty women when their bosses aren't looking.

Battle Rating:

3 – Your line of work really toughens up a man, and even though you don't have any military training or equipment, you are pretty tough to fight.

Victory Conditions:

Outlast the usurpers (settler victory)