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    Default Manliest Name Poll: Finals

    Ok, top 3 it is.
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    Nothing is manlier than a Wolfman Beerworth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uesugi Kenshin View Post
    Nothing is manlier than a Wolfman Beerworth.
    Damn you!! Give me my coffee back

    And I may need a new laptop after spilling the coffee all over..
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    Here are the manliest names, in order of least manly to the most manly:

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    4. Wolfman Beerworth
    Wolves are tough, for sure... but you can usually hack your way through them with a butter knife while strangling three of them in one hand.

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    3. John Wayne
    He's a man's man, but he usually goes down after you shoot him in the face a couple hundred times.

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    2. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster
    He's 8 feet tall and 700 pounds of ripped, hairy, gorilla-man. He once got into a fight with Bigfoot, and broke off Bigfoot's foot and ate it, and then ripped off his own foot, beat the snot out of Bigfoot with it, and then surgically reattached his own foot to his leg using nothing more than a paper clip and a shoelace. He is the reason that entire nations starve, because he personally steals all their crops and eats them on purpose, and then spends the next 7 weeks on the pushing raw, unadulterated, all-American FREEDOM out like soft-serve ice cream.

    It doesn't get much manlier than this; but there's one man who trumps them all.

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    1. Beefy187

    He has the horns of a bull welded to his own skull, which he tore off the bull himself and spot-welded the bones together without using painkillers. He wears a beard made entirely out of killer bees, and when he speaks, it causes all life within a 300-mile radius to suddenly die of fright. He carved a life-size replica of the Grand Canyon into his own leg. He swings elephants around by their trunks, and carries glaciers over to active volcanoes and drops them inside to save the poor island villagers below from the dangerous magma. He wears a size 49 boot, and the last time he gave a good sneeze, he wiped out all the dinosaurs, or at least most of them, and ran over the rest of them with his truck. He eats nails just to get his daily recommended iron, and he is secretly the father of everyone in the state of California, and that was after only one weekend in Los Angeles. His eyelash caused the Mariana Trench to form in the Pacific Ocean. When he gets hungry, he summons Godzilla and bites his head off, and tosses his lifeless body back into the ocean. He personally repelled the Borg Collective using only a gallon of whiskey and a two-by-four with a nail in it. He went back in time and convinced Hitler to kill himself using a thumbtack and a lot of persistence, and caught it all on tape and sent it in to Funniest Home Videos. He dug up Napoleon's body just to punch him in the jaw and sent the shattered pieces into orbit. He stared at the Tethys Ocean until it spontaneously disappeared in terror. He created the Himalayan mountain range with a plastic picnic spoon and a lot of patience. When he wants a sauna, he drills to the center of the Earth and floats around for a few million years. He can cause the stars to literally fall out of the sky, in defiance of the laws of physics. He also once saw a potato chip which looked like Herbert Hoover, and ate it anyway. He likes kittens, haiku poetry, and slow dancing in the rain. He is likened to Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, and Thor, but these weaklings are pathetic by comparison. His image graces the currency of 47 countries, and sometimes he eats galaxies just to see what they taste like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    Here are the manliest names, in order of least manly to the most manly:

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    6.
    Meh.

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    5. Wolfman Beerworth
    Wolves are tough, for sure... but you can usually hack your way through them with a butter knife while strangling three of them in one hand.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    4. John Wayne
    He's a man's man, but he usually goes down after you shoot him in the face a couple hundred times.
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    3.


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    2. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster
    He's 8 feet tall and 700 pounds of ripped, hairy, gorilla-man. He once got into a fight with Bigfoot, and broke off Bigfoot's foot and ate it, and then ripped off his own foot, beat the snot out of Bigfoot with it, and then surgically reattached his own foot to his leg using nothing more than a paper clip and a shoelace. He is the reason that entire nations starve, because he personally steals all their crops and eats them on purpose, and then spends the next 7 weeks on the pushing raw, unadulterated, all-American FREEDOM out like soft-serve ice cream.

    It doesn't get much manlier than this; but there's one man who trumps them all.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    1. Beefy187

    He has the horns of a bull welded to his own skull, which he tore off the bull himself and spot-welded the bones together without using painkillers. He wears a beard made entirely out of killer bees, and when he speaks, it causes all life within a 300-mile radius to suddenly die of fright. He carved a life-size replica of the Grand Canyon into his own leg. He swings elephants around by their trunks, and carries glaciers over to active volcanoes and drops them inside to save the poor island villagers below from the dangerous magma. He wears a size 49 boot, and the last time he gave a good sneeze, he wiped out all the dinosaurs, or at least most of them, and ran over the rest of them with his truck. He eats nails just to get his daily recommended iron, and he is secretly the father of everyone in the state of California, and that was after only one weekend in Los Angeles. His eyelash caused the Mariana Trench to form in the Pacific Ocean. When he gets hungry, he summons Godzilla and bites his head off, and tosses his lifeless body back into the ocean. He personally repelled the Borg Collective using only a gallon of whiskey and a two-by-four with a nail in it. He went back in time and convinced Hitler to kill himself using a thumbtack and a lot of persistence, and caught it all on tape and sent it in to Funniest Home Videos. He dug up Napoleon's body just to punch him in the jaw and sent the shattered pieces into orbit. He stared at the Tethys Ocean until it spontaneously disappeared in terror. He created the Himalayan mountain range with a plastic picnic spoon and a lot of patience. When he wants a sauna, he drills to the center of the Earth and floats around for a few million years. He can cause the stars to literally fall out of the sky, in defiance of the laws of physics. He also once saw a potato chip which looked like Herbert Hoover, and ate it anyway. He likes kittens, haiku poetry, and slow dancing in the rain. He is likened to Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, and Thor, but these weaklings are pathetic by comparison. His image graces the currency of 47 countries, and sometimes he eats galaxies just to see what they taste like.

    Definitely quality observations.
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    Man of STEEL!

    Tough manly name...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    Here are the manliest names, in order of least manly to the most manly:

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    6. J
    Meh.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    5. Wolfman Beerworth
    Wolves are tough, for sure... but you can usually hack your way through them with a butter knife while strangling three of them in one hand.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    4. John Wayne
    He's a man's man, but he usually goes down after you shoot him in the face a couple hundred times.
    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

    3.


    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    2. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster
    He's 8 feet tall and 700 pounds of ripped, hairy, gorilla-man. He once got into a fight with Bigfoot, and broke off Bigfoot's foot and ate it, and then ripped off his own foot, beat the snot out of Bigfoot with it, and then surgically reattached his own foot to his leg using nothing more than a paper clip and a shoelace. He is the reason that entire nations starve, because he personally steals all their crops and eats them on purpose, and then spends the next 7 weeks on the pushing raw, unadulterated, all-American FREEDOM out like soft-serve ice cream.

    It doesn't get much manlier than this; but there's one man who trumps them all.

    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    1. Beefy187

    He has the horns of a bull welded to his own skull, which he tore off the bull himself and spot-welded the bones together without using painkillers. He wears a beard made entirely out of killer bees, and when he speaks, it causes all life within a 300-mile radius to suddenly die of fright. He carved a life-size replica of the Grand Canyon into his own leg. He swings elephants around by their trunks, and carries glaciers over to active volcanoes and drops them inside to save the poor island villagers below from the dangerous magma. He wears a size 49 boot, and the last time he gave a good sneeze, he wiped out all the dinosaurs, or at least most of them, and ran over the rest of them with his truck. He eats nails just to get his daily recommended iron, and he is secretly the father of everyone in the state of California, and that was after only one weekend in Los Angeles. His eyelash caused the Mariana Trench to form in the Pacific Ocean. When he gets hungry, he summons Godzilla and bites his head off, and tosses his lifeless body back into the ocean. He personally repelled the Borg Collective using only a gallon of whiskey and a two-by-four with a nail in it. He went back in time and convinced Hitler to kill himself using a thumbtack and a lot of persistence, and caught it all on tape and sent it in to Funniest Home Videos. He dug up Napoleon's body just to punch him in the jaw and sent the shattered pieces into orbit. He stared at the Tethys Ocean until it spontaneously disappeared in terror. He created the Himalayan mountain range with a plastic picnic spoon and a lot of patience. When he wants a sauna, he drills to the center of the Earth and floats around for a few million years. He can cause the stars to literally fall out of the sky, in defiance of the laws of physics. He also once saw a potato chip which looked like Herbert Hoover, and ate it anyway. He likes kittens, haiku poetry, and slow dancing in the rain. He is likened to Alexander the Great, Genghis Khan, and Thor, but these weaklings are pathetic by comparison. His image graces the currency of 47 countries, and sometimes he eats galaxies just to see what they taste like.
    So I am suddenly a equivalent of Chuck Norris?
    Cool!
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    Where's Beefy187?....he would win this hands down.....

    But I went with John Wayne..... always liked his old cowboy flicks for some reason.....till "Unforgiven" by Clint Eastwood....

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    Sorry folks, but Beefy wasn't actually a candidate. It's a shame, because he is clearly the most epic man of them all.


    I like a name like "Chuck Steak" or "Mantooth Skullcrusher". Those are heroic male names.



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    WHERE IS LESLEY?!?!

    I am LMAO at that post ATPG!

    Voted for Uncle Joe myself, even if its not his real name
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    I quite liked Manfred Mann you know. I mean how can a name be any manlier
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    Boys...

    We got ourselves a triple showdown!

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    +1 to Max Fightmaster. Ridiculous. Should have added Engelbert Humperdinck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uesugi Kenshin View Post
    Nothing is manlier than a Wolfman Beerworth.

    Whatever he said
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    Ulrich Schmetterlingen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
    Ulrich Schmetterlingen.
    You realize a Schetterling (probably spelled wrong) is a butterfly right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr View Post
    WHERE IS LESLEY?!?!

    I am LMAO at that post ATPG!

    Voted for Uncle Joe myself, even if its not his real name
    What about Uncle Jolt?
    BLARGH!

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    Yes, I realise that Schmetterling is the Deutsch for Butterfly.

    You realise the irony, right? In some dialects the verb, "schmetten" means to pound something..

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    [Inappropriate material deleted, Lemur]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post
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    This is bleeping preposterous. Why did Hillary go anyway?? I call a strike. No one vote in this thread anymore if you think that such mass editing and censorship is unreasonable.

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    Hello,

    Sorry, had to edit politcal content out. The Backroom is for that.
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    So, why did my other post get deleted while some other posts weren't?

    Oh and also, my post in the watchtower:
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    [Take it to the Backroom, Lemur.]

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    [Take it to the Backroom, Lemur]


    NOTE: I am not too sure how Frontroom appropriate this is, so mods, when/if you edit this, at least try to keep some of the message instead of wholly deleting it. Please, if that is possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu View Post
    Hello,

    Sorry, had to edit politcal content out. The Backroom is for that.
    Just as a further note, I did not see this post when I posted my previous post.

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    Just go to the backroom
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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    I'd like to apologize to TosaInu, I didn't realize the content I posted was out of bounds.

    To be fair, both names were mentioned already, and I was just posting in jest from a politically neutral perspective. However, I see that it definitely could have been offensive, so it is my mistake.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Strike For The South View Post
    Just go to the backroom
    I did. I just made a thread there.

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    *sigh*



    Oh well...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    I did. I just made a thread there.
    Sigh... The drama is what I miss the most, I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger View Post
    Sigh... The drama is what I miss the most, I think.
    Ya, now we just talk about you behind your back.
    There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford

    My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.

    I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.

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