Manliest Name Poll: Finals

[rajpoot]

Well, it's 18/17/17 again, but if it does end in a three way tie, we can have a new final name then, something like Staff Sergent Wolfman Wayne, or maybe John 'Beerworth' Fightmaster

[Askthepizzaguy]

Thor Skullcrusher.

[Yoyoma1910]

Well, it's 18/17/17 again, but if it does end in a three way tie, we can have a new final name then, something like Staff Sergent Wolfman Wayne, or maybe John 'Beerworth' Fightmaster

Or a fight to the death!

[seireikhaan]

Or a fight to the death!

Or a three-way to produce an ultra-manly offspring.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Or a three-way to produce an ultra-manly offspring.

That is so.... so..... so very....

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manly?

[Reverend Joe]

That is so.... so..... so very....

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manly?

Well... if you consider that "gay" means a man having sex with another man... technically it is pretty "manly..."

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Myself, I think I'll remain effeminate in that respect. I doubt my ego will be hurt much.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well... if you consider that "gay" means a man having sex with another man... technically it is pretty "manly..."

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Myself, I think I'll remain effeminate in that respect. I doubt my ego will be hurt much.

Hence the question mark. I was questioning the three-way man-spawn's manly lineage.

Although, to be fair, there are some dudes out there who pump iron, ride harleys, fire shotguns into the air, and have stinky, rancid cigar breath, and they happen to be gay. And in most regards, that makes them still more manly than me.

I just likesies the berginer.

[desert]

Fightmaster is victorious. *

*Shameless bump

[KukriKhan]

Fightmaster is victorious. *

*Shameless bump

I dunno. 35% = Fail. in most cultures. Maybe a runoff, so one of 'em clearly gets over 50%

[desert]

I dunno. The Nazis got 43 % of the vote in '33, and they won.

Of course, that sort of thing is bound to happen when there are more than 2 options. :P

[KukriKhan]

What a nice guy.

[desert]

Ambiguous observation is ambiguous.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Alright. Undecided voter here. I do not know any of the three men. Is there anyone who might indoctrinate me?

[||Lz3||]

Alright. Undecided voter here. I do not know any of the three men. Is there anyone who might indoctrinate me?

They don't exist... the poll is about the manliest name not man.

[desert]

Lz3, AP...

There is a link to info about Fightmaster on p.2.

And WTF, how do you NOT know who John Wayne was?

He was most certainly real!

[Aemilius Paulus]

And WTF, how do you NOT know who John Wayne was?

Well, who is he? I believe he was some sort of an American Hollywood actor, right?

[Reverend Joe]

Well, who is he? I believe he was some sort of an American Hollywood actor, right?

For your information, he was America: big, tough, misogynistic beyond belief, capable of bouncing bullets off his chest and eating lead for breakfast and yet still able to get the girl at the end of the day every time.

[Crazed Rabbit]

From the article on Mr. Fightmaster:

Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, a computer technician, is one of thousands of Army National Guard and Reserve members who could soon be called up to active duty in Iraq.

I'm sorry, but computer tech=nerd=not that manly.

Anyway, maybe we need a new three way poll. If it was down to these three, I'd go for John Wayne.

CR

[desert]

In the 21st century computer technicians are considered to be among the manliest.

[rajpoot]

Anyway, what is going to happen here now? I mean the the poll isn't as even as before, but it's still not uneven enough for a clear winner. So, what now?

[desert]

Well, Fightmaster has been in the lead continuosly for the last week or two, so I guess he wins. Unless the people want a one-on-one between Max and John?