It was a cold winter. Askthepizzaguy hated the cold... he had grown up in a northern state, and it was always gray and cloudy, windy, and the ground was always covered with ice and slush. His driver pulled up the long and winding path to Pizzaguy Manor, passing the many gargoyle statues along the way which had become covered in the droppings of the pesky black birds which nested in the towers of the perimeter walls of the compound. After returning from his "business" trip to the gameroom, he was exhausted from the jet lag and the entire month of February. He had been moderately successful using the Device, but it still needed work. As he was lost in thought, his cell phone rang.
"What is the status, Q?
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That sounds about right. I believe that would make an excellent addition to the program. They won't know what hit them. Has anyone figured out where the lab is yet?
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Ok good, then our security hasn't been compromised. I'll send you further designs as they come to me, but I need to take a break from it this week. I'll be sending you a time-encrypted message with the next phone number shortly."
Askthepizzaguy flipped the phone closed, and took a small device out of his pocket, which was coated with adhesive on one side. He stuck it to the phone, and lowered the bulletproof glass window. He pushed a button and tossed the phone out towards the gargoyle statues and the black birds which were pooping all over them. The phone exploded in a massive fireball, and he easily took out 70 or 80 of those pesky birds. "I must remember to go back and pick up all the pesetas, bullets, and hand grenades they dropped" Pizzaguy thought to himself. "I never liked that particular statue anyway."
The limousine pulled up to the Manor, and the driver let Pizzaguy out of the vehicle. He could see that the front door had been kicked open. Why hadn't the alarm system gone off? Bloody hell. A $40,000 state of the art alarm system, and it didn't even go off. He ordered the driver to leave the property immediately, and Pizzaguy took out his silenced pistol and approached his manor with a look of extreme wrath at having his living space violated. "Whoever you are... you're going to regret ever having crossed me..." he muttered to himself.
Pizzaguy kicked the front door fully open, and immediately checked the Security Room, where the monitors had been disabled, and the computer system was smashed to hell. The entire system appeared to have been tampered with by some programming means, and then after the alarm system had been deactivated, the device had been smashed to bits with the repeated blows of some kind of blunt object. Pizzaguy shook his head, but he knew he could not call the police to investigate this crime scene, for he had been dealing in illegal activities himself quite a bit lately. He had just recently burned down an entire British community over at the TWC, with the victims covered in gasoline and tied together with rope. It had been necessary. Now it was necessary to destroy this intruder, and return to building the Device.
You must tell me which Rooms to search. You have 4 chances of nailing the intruder. If you fail, I will be brutally murdered, and you all lose, because the rooms will be destroyed... the intruder plans to plant a bomb which will destroy Pizzaguy Manor.
Make your choices wisely. Day phase begins now, and will end after everyone has voted and 24 hours have passed. Extensions will be granted if not everyone has voted. Max 48~ hours per turn.
RULES: Read before continuing. Not optional.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
1. Don't cheat or do anything unsportsmanlike 2. Vote for a ROOM to search, not a player
3. Public or private reveals are allowed.
4. Quoting the host's PM is allowed.
5. Rooms were distributed randomly via random.org.
6. There are no night phases, only 4 consecutive day rounds.
7. No screenshots, or otherwise ironclad proof of your innocence. Please play this game legitimately, using guessing and logic, not rule workarounds.
8. Respect the spirit of these rules. Even if you do something that is technically legal, but should be covered by the prohibition against cheating or unsportsmanlike conduct, you could face a permanent ban from my games.
9. If you accidentally do something you're not sure is legal, come talk to me, and all will be forgiven.
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 03-04-2009 at 23:39.
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