
Originally Posted by
Askthepizzaguy
A letter is found, written in the blood of Askthepizzaguy
To all who seek knowledge;
The harmonious order of the universe will never accept the continued destruction propagated by the land rapists. Polluters and thieves, your time is at an end. Your crimes against the light are greater than you could ever possibly imagine. From out of the light you were conceived, and from that light you were granted food, shelter, and a land which yielded everlasting harmonious life to you. From these glorious gifts, you have taken, and taken, and now you take more than you deserve. You have upset the natural order, come into conflict with the harmonious light, the logic and wisdom of the universe itself. With every rock you disturb, every ounce of water you pollute, every cubic centimeter of poison you spew into the air, and every resource you plunder from nature, you take for yourself that which does not belong to you. You have altered the climate and unbalanced the ecosystem, and now you seek to spread your selfish and chaotic system into other spheres, other untouched places. Like a virus, a plague, a mass of locusts, you take all that there is to take from an environment and then when everything has been harvested, raped, and destroyed, you move on, leaving nothing of value in your wake. You do not even thank the natural world for the things which you consume and destroy.
But fear not, for you will be purified by the light. It is inevitable, and that is what gives me peace. I know that my body and my soul have become one with the harmonious order, and that even in death, my place is part of nature. You may struggle, but your inevitable death brings you closer to the light, closer to the harmony of the universe. It is not too late for you. You can still join the glorious light voluntarily, if you so choose. All you have to do is remain still, remain passive. No harm will ever come to you. The others who struggle in their madness will be calmed, and become at peace. Then they will join you. If you stay inside your quarters and do not speak, and do not take up arms, and do not continue to resist us, the forces of logic and nature will overcome the cluttered minds aboard this vessel. The ones who follow the ways of selfishness, who take without giving back, who contaminate the natural order and who spread the illogical vision of a humanocentric universe, who are so single-minded as to continue on their journey towards the harmonious moons of Jupiter, on a mission to steal and take what does not belong to them... they will become enlightened, or they will be swallowed up by the glorious light.
I have so much more to teach you, but my shell is about to be captured. It will rejoin the glorious light soon enough. My followers will help me spread the teachings of logic, of harmony with nature, and of our great faith, well beyond the existence of my own mere consciousness. I trust that those with an open mind will hear what I have to say, and take my wisdom to heart. It is with love and with open arms that I welcome you all into the glorious enlightenment. I will wait patiently for you all to see the light.
All my love and logic are yours. Share in the light with me.
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