I think Sasaki deserves a badge just for simply being the best gameroom player ever.

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"Well I'll ask heem, but I don't think he'll be too keen. He's already got one, you zee?"

-He said he's already got one.
-May we see it?

"Of course not, you are Irish types-uh."

-Well what are you then?

"I'm from Ohio you silly Irish king-uh. Can't you tell from my outrageous accent?"

-What are you doing in Ireland?

"None of your business!"