Psycho Mafia [Concluded]

[taka]

i believe one of my apostles have found boudica to be guilty, he is faithful to me and so therefore i will:

unvote
Vote: Boudica

[Lord Winter]

I am tempted to crawl down off of my big puffy cloud, sit next a very, very insane Lord Winter, and out of pure curiosity ask him what "storking" is.



Even the Lord gets curious sometimes.



By the way, everyone, technically, you should not be editing posts with votes in them. This is the last round where such votes will count.

If the lord finds favor in Storks who are you to question his ways?

[Askthepizzaguy]

The Lord.

[shlin28]

I suppose a heretic can still be converted, but a person who uses logic? They have no chance of being saved.

Unvote: Lord Winter, Vote: Boudica

[Askthepizzaguy]

Lord Winter: 1 (Psychonaut)
boudica: 7 (Fahad I, Omanes Alexandrapolites, white_eyes, greyblades, Lord Winter, taka, shlin28)

it is still technically possible for Lord Winter to be lynched, but it's not likely. Is this tally correct?

Should I advance the round?

[White_eyes:D]

By the way, everyone, technically, you should not be editing posts with votes in them. This is the last round where such votes will count.

Not my fault....."The Provider" wanted me to do it

Semi-Sane reason: I was caught between a rock and a hard place. Either double post or edit....your pick

[Askthepizzaguy]

No problem, just a heads up for future rounds; go ahead and double post if it involves just a vote.

[TheFlax]

A pizzaguy urged me to vote boudica in order to end the round now. Pizza is yucky and evil, therefore I must:

vote: Lord Winter

[Askthepizzaguy]

To be honest and fair, I urged you to vote for EITHER one, and you know it. Scummy!

I just wanted you to vote is all.

[White_eyes:D]

A pizzaguy urged me to vote boudica in order to end the round now. Pizza is yucky and evil, therefore I must:

vote: Lord Winter

"The Provider" says TheFlax is evil.......FoS:TheFlax

[woad&fangs]

Gobbledygook? So the turkeys have allied with the polar bears, eh? Wait! Turkey is also a country! A country very close to Mesopotamia... Yes... its all falling into place now....

Vote: Gobbledygook

What's this? Lord Pizzaguy is refusing my vote?! Why have you forsaken me O great Lord Pizzaguy???!!!

unvote: Gobbledygook ; vote: boudica

*whispers* Got to blend in with the other sheep. Can't let them know I'm on to them. To close to the truth. Can't let them know I'm on to them /*whispers*

[Askthepizzaguy]

Keep it up, I find everything that you guys are doing highly amusing.

When you guys figure out (or game ends and it is revealed) what roles and roleplaying responsibilities everyone has... it will be amusing to you as well. Not to mention it's hardly boring as it is.

[Chaotix]

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

The show is over, it was great, and now I am ready to play some more mafia.

Incidentally, I'm kinda hungry, too... do ya think you could pass me one of those dead nurses? I know this excellent recipe for a maiden's heart, if we can just get her over to the kitchen...

To be honest and fair, I urged you to vote for EITHER one, and you know it. Scummy!

I just wanted you to vote is all.

Hey! Don't be calling my sub scummy now. We wouldn't want them to get any ideas, would we?

Well, shall I let TheFlax finish off this round? I haven't really caught up with the thread so I wouldn't know who to vote for anyway, really.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Hehehe... if TheFlax wants to drop back and let you take over, I'm cool with it, you've both seen the role pm so it doesnt matter who plays it.

[Thermal]

Spppepeelelelinggngnngngg ccriicrirmmininalll!

vototottete: Lororrodrdrd wininterererer!

[naut]

We double, no we triple, no all of us QUADRUPLEUPLETUPLETRIPLEDYIDLDY FoS: Greyblades. We see us. Yes we are watching us.

[TheFlax]

Go ahead Chaotix, the role is all yours.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Lord Winter: 3 (Psychonaut, TheFlax, 777Ares777)
boudica: 8 (Fahad I, Omanes Alexandrapolites, white_eyes, greyblades, Lord Winter, taka, shlin28, woad&fangs)

There are 16 players, and with less than 2 hours to go, boudica is ahead by five votes and she is also the first to hit 8 votes, or 50% of the votes, on a runoff election. Even if everyone else were to show up and vote for Lord Winter, the best outcome would be a tie, and boudica got there first. Assuming we don't get 5~ unvotes on boudica and some more votes for Lord Winter, boudica is dead.

From now on, my rule is going to be as such; in a runoff election, the first person to receive half of all possible votes auto-loses the round, because they are the clear choice. I think this is a fair decision, but contact me privately if you do not. Writeup to follow.


(edit: also, where I am is experiencing daylight savings time... that's why I am an hour off from the rest of you... adjusting accordingly next round)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day One

boudica struggled in her straitjacket as she saw the other inmates approaching. There was nothing she could do... in the background, a radio was playing Sanitarium by Metallica.

Lord Winter was approaching with his shotgun to deliver the fatal shot. The other patients were armed with various crude objects. Two of the patients seemed to advance together in front of another one, seemingly to protect him. Detective Andy was among them, and he was holding the metal bar. Andy knew from looking over his files that boudica was Mental Patient # 84703. Her case file indicated that she had a history of psychotic episodes and violence, but much of the file had been destroyed during the riot. She seemed to be everyone's top suspect. It might have had something to do with her overly sane behavior... or the fact that she has a history of mafia running in her family, more than the average player. That didn't make her guilty or innocent, it was just an unfortunate statistical anomaly.

She rocked back and forth and accepted the inevitable. "Find a happy place... find a happy place..." she thought to herself. Then she remembered her mission from The Lord... and was disappointed that she had failed in her task. The Lord would not be pleased. Her failure brought a frown to her face... a sad frown. Not willing to just roll over and die, boudica decided now was the time to act. She stood up very quickly and kicked a chair towards Lord Winter, causing him to lose his aim. Then boudica charged forward, ripping off her straitjacket which had been unfastened the entire time she was sitting there, and began flailing her arms at Lord Winter, tackling him to the ground and knocking the shotgun out of his hands. Where did he get a flipping shotgun from anyway? Possibly from one of the dead security guards, but still... he was a deranged maniac and no one was willing to point out how dangerous it was for him to have a firearm.

All boudica knew was that she had nothing left to lose, and she knew there was a demon walking among them. She decided it must have been Lord Winter... or even if he weren't the Demon, he might be working for the demon, or just an unwitting accomplice. It didn't matter, he was an enemy. The other mental patients started turning on one another, in the confusion. Boudica sat on Lord Winter's chest and began strangling him to death. Many of the other patients began clubbing one another in panic, but a few of them were lucid enough to pull boudica off of Lord Winter, and smash her over the head with a weapon.

She did not go down quietly or peacefully, but after several vicious swings, boudica's skull was blown apart by the force. She stopped struggling at that moment, and her service to the Lord was over.

Players remaining: 15/16

777Ares777
Beefy187
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix27
Greyblades
Gobbledygook
Kralizec
Lord Winter
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Psychonaut
Shlin28
Taka
White_Eyes
Yoyoma1910
woad&fangs

Lynched: 1/16

boudica






Begin Night One

All night actions MUST be sent in before 2359, March 10, 2009. If you had a night action related to boudica, you can change your mind.

[Greyblades]

OOC- That was... disturbing... I think I am going to lie down for a minute...

[Askthepizzaguy]

@Greyblades-

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

ruh roh! LOL that was actually kind of standard for a lynch, in my games anyway. It could get worse. You sure you have the stomach for it?

[Beefy187]

[Greyblades]

It wasnt so much sickening as disturbing. I was fine with the actual death (I have read some of your other games so I know your enthusiasim about lynchings) it was just... the rest of it was... can we change the subject please?

[Lord Winter]

OCC: How many crazed religous nuts do we have?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Quite a few, in this world.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Not to worry, there are plenty of non-religious nuts, both in this game and in the world.

[Beefy187]

[Paradox]

No fire? What's wrong with you people!? And that wasn't even rated-M!

[taka]

boudica's skull was blown apart by the force

we have a jedi in the house...

[Askthepizzaguy]

we have a jedi in the house...

Give yourself to the Dark Side.

[Beefy187]

we have a jedi in the house...