Psycho Mafia [Concluded]

[boudica]

Ow.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Just so everyone knows for sure: No post-mortem reveals this game.

As per usual.

[naut]

We are not impressed with us.

[shlin28]

Praise be to the Provider for this death of this heretic! May logic never terrorise the paper teddy bears ever again...

[Thermal]

Day One

boudica struggled in her straitjacket as she saw the other inmates approaching. There was nothing she could do... in the background, a radio was playing Sanitarium by Metallica.

Lord Winter was approaching with his shotgun to deliver the fatal shot. The other patients were armed with various crude objects. Two of the patients seemed to advance together in front of another one, seemingly to protect him. Detective Andy was among them, and he was holding the metal bar. Andy knew from looking over his files that boudica was Mental Patient # 84703. Her case file indicated that she had a history of psychotic episodes and violence, but much of the file had been destroyed during the riot. She seemed to be everyone's top suspect. It might have had something to do with her overly sane behavior... or the fact that she has a history of mafia running in her family, more than the average player. That didn't make her guilty or innocent, it was just an unfortunate statistical anomaly.

She rocked back and forth and accepted the inevitable. "Find a happy place... find a happy place..." she thought to herself. Then she remembered her mission from The Lord... and was disappointed that she had failed in her task. The Lord would not be pleased. Her failure brought a frown to her face... a sad frown. Not willing to just roll over and die, boudica decided now was the time to act. She stood up very quickly and kicked a chair towards Lord Winter, causing him to lose his aim. Then boudica charged forward, ripping off her straitjacket which had been unfastened the entire time she was sitting there, and began flailing her arms at Lord Winter, tackling him to the ground and knocking the shotgun out of his hands. Where did he get a flipping shotgun from anyway? Possibly from one of the dead security guards, but still... he was a deranged maniac and no one was willing to point out how dangerous it was for him to have a firearm.

All boudica knew was that she had nothing left to lose, and she knew there was a demon walking among them. She decided it must have been Lord Winter... or even if he weren't the Demon, he might be working for the demon, or just an unwitting accomplice. It didn't matter, he was an enemy. The other mental patients started turning on one another, in the confusion. Boudica sat on Lord Winter's chest and began strangling him to death. Many of the other patients began clubbing one another in panic, but a few of them were lucid enough to pull boudica off of Lord Winter, and smash her over the head with a weapon.

She did not go down quietly or peacefully, but after several vicious swings, boudica's skull was blown apart by the force. She stopped struggling at that moment, and her service to the Lord was over.

Players remaining: 15/16

777Ares777
Beefy187
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix27
Greyblades
Gobbledygook
Kralizec
Lord Winter
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Psychonaut
Shlin28
Taka
White_Eyes
Yoyoma1910
woad&fangs

Lynched: 1/16

boudica






Begin Night One

All night actions MUST be sent in before 2359, March 10, 2009. If you had a night action related to boudica, you can change your mind.

AAAAAaaaa comamamma? aaa comommamamamma!? Nnononototot neeneneedededeed! ARAARARRARAARRARAGHHGHGHGH!

[Thermal]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!



MYMYMYMYMYYYYY EYEYEYYEESESES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEYYEYEYEYEEY BUBURNRNRNRNRNRNRN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
















AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHGGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Aquatic eyes can burn?

And bye the way/ Me also spel and grammar gud. Smiley faces.

[Thermal]

Aquatic eyes can burn?

And bye the way/ Me also spel and grammar gud. Smiley faces.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

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VOVOVOVOOVTETETTE: AASKSKAKSAKSKSKTHTHTTHHTTETEHEHEHPIPIPIIZIZIZIZAIAIZAZAGUGUGUUYUYUY!

[Chaotix]

...........

Just what is Ares' particular brand of insanity, exactly?

I think this game is his chance to unleash all that inner craziness inside him. This scares me.

[Askthepizzaguy]

[Askthepizzaguy]

I may need a replacement for Kralizec, even temporarily.

.....hmmm!

Boudica, would you be willing to step in for Kralizec until he gets back?

[Beefy187]

I may need a replacement for Kralizec, even temporarily.

.....hmmm!

Boudica, would you be willing to step in for Kralizec until he gets back?

[Paradox]

[Beefy187]

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night One


The Crusty Asylum was active that night... many people were found roaming the halls. The sounds of moaning and banging and screaming made it impossible to rest. Detective Andy finished his investigation and barred the door to his room and tried to rest. The sounds outside his room were haunting. Many others could not rest, and some spent their time banging their heads against the walls of their rooms, and in an abandoned wing of the facility, someone had set a fire. The sprinkler system took care of it, but it was unusual that anyone would even be over there.

It was just before dawn, and Yoyoma1910 was sitting in his room, with a pile of books in front of him, and a black marker. He was furiously scribbling out all the evil words that he could find, especially the EVIL words. He made sure to blot out any quoted lines of dialogue as well.... he muttered to himself and drew pictures occasionally. He knew the supreme form of communication was not the word, but the graven image.

The door to his room had been left open, and he did not look up when someone entered. The intruder was wielding a knife, possibly one from the cafeteria. It was a crude instrument designed for a peaceful purpose, turned into a weapon. The Psycho was merciless, brutally stabbing Yoyoma1910 well past the point of death.

It was a senseless act of deplorable violence. The Psycho started rummaging through the drawers of Yoyoma's room, as if looking for something. His body was shaking violently. Not finding what he wanted, he left the room, and Yoyoma's body behind. Slowly the pool of blood from Yoyoma's remains rolled into the main hallway. He was found the next morning.

Players remaining: 14/16

777Ares777
Beefy187
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix27
Greyblades
Gobbledygook
Kralizec (subbed by boudica this round)
Lord Winter
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Psychonaut
Shlin28
Taka
White_Eyes
woad&fangs

Lynched: 1/16

boudica

Murdered: 1/16

Yoyoma1910

Begin Day Two

All votes must be in before 2359, March 12, 2009.

[naut]

We see Greyblades with our eyes. Yes, we see you, what were we doing at night? We always see. :inquisative:

Vote: Greyblades

[Beefy187]

Vote: Greyblades

[White_eyes:D]

"The Provider" wants me to clear out the butter knifes from the cafeteria......We don't want that to happen again.... FoS:Chaotix27 I still see you.......

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

The periwinkle one is alive! She exists - exterminate her again!

Sane translation - boudicca really got herself into a messy situation yesterday. She appears vulnerable to pressure and, if Kralizec is mafia, she could make some slip ups while pretending to be him.

Vote: Kralizec (subbed by boudicca)

[boudica]

Omanes - I still find you completely suspicious, but if I vote you (on behalf of K) then that's an OMGUS vote right? and I have therefore somehow incriminated myself with supposedly scummy behaviour. Meh. I can understand your pursuing me on the first day, but I think your pursuing me after you've already lynched me is a tad excessive to say the least.

[naut]

We find us to be clean of silly thoughts, we do not like silly thoughts, boudica was us. We were boudica. White_eyes why do you speak so loud, boudica is not the Provider. Yes she isn't, shush you be quiet, no talking from you. The Provider is somewhere. We are all the Provider, we see all!

Beefy makes our face hurt, why do you make us pull faces.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Tally

Greyblades: 2 (Psychonaut, Beefy187)
Kralizec (boudica): 1 (Omanes Alexandrapolites)

As amusing as it would be to see boudica lynched twice in a row, much like a certain Beefy187 had to endure in the Mini Simpsons Mafia, please be sure you're not voting for her just because she's boudica. She's actually Kralizec, or something. I don't know... don't mind me. Vote however you like.

[Beefy187]

We find us to be clean of silly thoughts, we do not like silly thoughts, boudica was us. We were boudica. White_eyes why do you speak so loud, boudica is not the Provider. Yes she isn't, shush you be quiet, no talking from you. The Provider is somewhere. We are all the Provider, we see all!

Beefy makes our face hurt, why do you make us pull faces.

[Captain Blackadder]

Ok I admit it you all got me it was I who killed Yoyoma yes yes I tried to find a gun but I couldent find it so I got some rocks and bashed him over the head time and time again as the provider told me to. But you cannot kill me for I am invinceable and if you should try you will die and I could not have another death on my mind weak and brittle as it is.

I AM THE KILLER

[Beefy187]

Ok I admit it you all got me it was I who killed Yoyoma yes yes I tried to find a gun but I couldent find it so I got some rocks and bashed him over the head time and time again as the provider told me to. But you cannot kill me for I am invinceable and if you should try you will die and I could not have another death on my mind weak and brittle as it is.

I AM THE KILLER

Unvote, Vote: Captain Blackadder

[Paradox]

And I thought I was insane...

Vote: Captain Blackadder

I wish there weren't any sprinklers in this prison.

[Greyblades]

Vote: psychonaut you seem to bee a bit too single minded for an "Innocent" townie.

[Captain Blackadder]

Vote: psychonaut you seem to bee a bit too single minded for an "Innocent" townie.

No no psychonaut is clearly innocent for I am the killer why wont you listen to me

I killed him. He's been killed. I'm a killer, an ace killer,

[Omanes Alexandrapolites]

[insert insane ramble about periwinkles and dodgy lasers here]

This reveal of Captain Blackadder could be one of four things.

1. He could either be programmed to do this as part of his role.
2. It could be part of his victory condition to get lynched (neutral role).
3. Alternatively he could be a puppet and distraction sent out by the real killer.
4. It could be a way of branding himself innocent through WIFOM arguments (no killer would say they are the killer).

I'd say it would either be 1 or 2 - maybe even 1 and 2. 4 is the least likely - it seems a bit of a gamble when he isn't under pressure. As a result, I suggest you ignore him.

[Greyblades]

I'm was going to listen to such a fine fellow like yourself untill I realised that you're a pathological liar.

H