With the intoduction of the princesses in EBII this one might be appropriate.

Three different translations.

"There are two days when a woman is a pleasure: the day one marries her and the day one buries her."

"Woman is twice a pleasure to man,
The wedding night and her funeral."

"Two happy days a woman brings a man: the first, when he marries her; the second, when he bears her to the grave."

Hipponax "On women"