Discussion of Stalinism

[Sarmatian]

Ahem, wasnt the Russian winter that saved the USSR from losing territories by Nazi Germany?

Yeah it was. Russian Winter(tm) was produced in the Soviet Union in great quantities. They perfected their winter over the years and arguably Russian winter was the best of all winters around the world. That's why it was patented. But, Russians didn't stop there. They found out that if they take a little bit of snow into their hands, they can make little balls out of it. This revolutionary new concept later became known as Snowballs. They used to throw these Snowballs at the Germans, creating panic among German lines because Germans never saw a Snowball or experienced its destructive power. Can you imagine the fear the Germans must have felt when entire army groups started throwing snowballs at them? 100,000 Russians throwing snowballs all at once. Of course, it didn't stop there. Soviet engineers developed an impenetrable barrier for German panzers made of snow, called the Snowman. They were expertly placed so even if in a rare case a panzer group managed to find a space to slip through, they faced a Snowball armed Soviet division laying in ambush.

Needless to say, Germans had no hope under those circumstances...