Two people sit either side of you at the dinner table and you tell yourself you have to form a square formation.
Anyone else had any similar thoughts?
You know you've played too much ETW when...
Two people sit either side of you at the dinner table and you tell yourself you have to form a square formation.
Anyone else had any similar thoughts?
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
Re: You know you've played too much ETW when...
I was driving in the middle lane of the motorway and on either side of me were two white transit vans. I immediately thought and said out loud, "Ooh, perfect opportunity for a broadside".
"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
Re: You know you've played too much ETW when...
When your dreams are fixed with a British officer with copious amounts of facial hair saying "Fix bayonets and...CHARGE!"
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Re: You know you've played too much ETW when...
When all you wait for in a whole day is to get playing again....
"Where some states have an army, the Prussian Army has a state!"
- Voltaire
"There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake."
- 1st Duke of Wellington, Arthur Wellesley
No place like home.
Re: You know you've played too much ETW when...
When your number of posts on the Org per day has dropped from thirty to about five
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Re: You know you've played too much ETW when...
When you attempt to invade Poland
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- Proud Horseman of the Presence
Re: You know you've played too much ETW when...
Last night, I had a dream about a gorgeous woman I know, when I started to wake up.
Don't worry. I'm going out tonight. I swear.
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Re: You know you've played too much ETW when...
You actually expect your allies to help you when you play vanilla Medieval 2: Total War.
In the same game, you have tried to infiltrate a priest in a settlement with an academy.
You have forgotten the existence of Switzerland.
Re: You know you've played too much ETW when...
These threads are up here already?!?
Man this game must be great.
How about this:
You know you don't play enough E: TW when...
You troll these forums hoping that, well, if you can't play the game, at least reading about it will hold you over until you improve your computer!
"You must know, then, that there are two methods of fight, the one by law, the other by force: the first method is that of men, the second of beasts; but as the first method is often insufficient, one must have recourse to the second. It is therefore necessary for a prince to know well how to use both the beast and the man.
-Niccolo Machiavelli
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The Kings of Land's End: A Lusitani AAR
Re: You know you've played too much ETW when...
replace improving computer with waiting for best buy to ship my preorder and you've summed up how i feel
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