Funny moments ETW

**The historian** · 03-13-2009, 17:54

Funny animals.
Today while playing my grand campaign with the Portuguese i fought a defensive battle at Goa vs Mysore.
Funniest thing happened i saw in disbelief as the Mysore elephants struggled to jump a pesky wooden fence

which they could have crushed underfoot with no problem fortunately for me this funny bug helped me mow them down with my militia.
I am sorry i did not have the mind to take a screenshot.

**Mailman653** · 03-16-2009, 03:10

I have a story, it's so crazy that it can only happen in a TW game, The "War of the American succession".

It's the 1720's, the faction leader of the 13 Colonies not the US, protectorate of England, has died. A new leader assends rises to power and just when all seemed things would be right again, Prussia declares war and challenges the colonies new leader's right to power!

After five years of building up the colonial army of New England, comprised of militia, Native volunteers, colonials and a few Hessians, I board my troops on brigs and set sail to face the mighty battle hardned Prussian army. Apperently the Prussians have not been doing so well, when I arrive off their shores they only hold two regions which appears to be seperated by the Austrians.

I land on the shores of Brandenburg, ready to sieze the town when I am intercepted by a moderate sized Prussian army, better lead, better trained and fighting to defend their homeland.

After a long hard fought battle in a blizzard, I was triumphant, a mere colonial army defeating the great Prussian army

On the following turn I moved in to lay siege to Brandenburg only to find out that it's only defended by 800 towns folk; I brushed them aside and now have extended the 13 Colonies to 14 (15 since I bought FL from the Cherokee)

**antisocialmunky** · 03-16-2009, 05:08

That dueling video where the loser cheats FTW. :-p

**A Very Super Market** · 03-16-2009, 05:14

Hmm...
-The looney tunes-esque one where he looks down the barrel... BOOM!
-The one where he just throws a gun at him

**Megas Methuselah** · 03-16-2009, 08:29

On multiplayer, when I'm easily able to wipe all my opponents off the floor with my medieval Persian army of elephants, lancers, archers, islamic swordsmen, and many pikemen.