never, ever, EVER-

[Hooahguy]

-wash steak knives while drunk.
earlier today i was suffering from a massive hangover, which is gone for the most part(enough for me to post correctly). for fun, we mixed BBQ sauce and alcohol to put on our steaks for dinner on Purim, in addition to downing countless beers and such.
i was drunk, and i decided to do the dishes. which also had steak knives in them.
thus, i made a HUGE gash across my right thumb. wasnt large enough for stitches, but i put some of that medical glue on it, so its healing. but then again, by right hand right now is useless because whenever i put pressure on my right hand my thumb really hurts. and that sux b/c im a righty.
so i repeat, do not do dishes while you are drunk.

oh, and btw, those hangover-reducing meals other products dont work. at least not for me.

[Vuk]

lol, I'll lump that into the same category with "Never, ever, ever iron your clothes while they are on your body!".

[LittleGrizzly]

Hangovers are best taken lieing down somewhere preferably quiet thinking about the terrible mistake you made the night before... which you will never repeat again!

that is until next time....

[Strike For The South]

You should've done something responsible, like drive or call ex-girlfriends

[Somebody Else]

Never try to juggle carrots and a chef's knife. Drunk, or sober.

[Reverend Joe]

never, ever, EVER--wash steak knives while drunk.

I don't think that requires an explanatory story.

Hangovers are best taken lieing down somewhere preferably quiet thinking about the terrible mistake you made the night before... which you will never repeat again! with Gatorade and water.

Li'l advice for you, Hooah. It's the basic science of dehydration; water+salts always does the trick, even for the worst hangovers (for me, that would be cheap jugwine, which gave me a hangover so bad I couldn't see straight.)

[Yoyoma1910]

Maybe you shouldn't be drinking underage.

[Reverend Joe]

...He's underage?

Ooh...

[Hooahguy]

...He's underage?

Ooh...

well, by law i am allowed to drink for religious purposes...
Purim is a religious holiday, so...

[Strike For The South]

...He's underage?

Ooh...

So am I

[Reverend Joe]

So am I

SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Edit: wait, who's gonna arrest you? Damn, never mind.

[Ice]

I'll add some advice to this thread... never try to make a homemade bo... I mean water bottle... while hi.... I mean "sleepy" with a sharp knife. That never turns out well.

[Crazed Rabbit]

I don't think that requires an explanatory story.

Li'l advice for you, Hooah. It's the basic science of dehydration; water+salts always does the trick, even for the worst hangovers (for me, that would be cheap jugwine, which gave me a hangover so bad I couldn't see straight.)

This is the truth. Gatorade and water, and lots of it, until you feel better.

CR

[pevergreen]

So am I

Not over here you arent.

Yay booze. Except I dont drink it.

[Hooahguy]

I'll add some advice to this thread... never try to make a homemade bo... I mean water bottle... while hi.... I mean "sleepy" with a sharp knife. That never turns out well.

basically, dont use knives while drunk.

This is the truth. Gatorade and water, and lots of it, until you feel better.

CR

does powerade work? gatorade isnt kosher.

[Dutch_guy]

for fun, we mixed BBQ sauce and alcohol to put on our steaks for dinner on Purim, in addition to downing countless beers and such.

You know, you should really try Jack Daniels BBQ sauce. You should be able to buy it, although I've only ever seen it in a store once (), but then again you could always make it yourself. It's delicious.

[Vuk]

does powerade work? gatorade isnt kosher.

It isn't? Tadpoles, that means that I have been bad. :P

[Hooahguy]

no, its not.
and i guess you have been bad.
but it is comforting to know that im not the only jewish person on these forums, though i think the only religious one.

[Vuk]

no, its not.
and i guess you have been bad.
but it is comforting to know that im not the only jewish person on these forums, though i think the only religious one.

lol, I will not talk about that here, but why isn't it?

[Hooahguy]

absolutely no idea why, but apparently there are a few ingredients made from non-kosher animals.
but gatorade in israel is kosher!
its quite good!

[Reverend Joe]

"Kosher" was just invented 4,000 years ago or so to make sure people didn't get food poisoning or trichinella or crap like that. It had to do with the fact that people weren't smart enough to be able to cook food properly so the authorities ended up calling some animals "unclean."

So basically, Kosher is a bunch of crap, and none of my Jewish family, who are fairly religious otherwise, bothers to follow it. They just cook their food properly.

Now go eat some pork and drink a Gatorade on the side.

[Hooahguy]

"Kosher" was just invented 4,000 years ago or so to make sure people didn't get food poisoning or trichinella or crap like that. It had to do with the fact that people weren't smart enough to be able to cook food properly so the authorities ended up calling some animals "unclean."

So basically, Kosher is a bunch of crap, and none of my Jewish family, who are fairly religious otherwise, bothers to follow it. They just cook their food properly.

Now go eat some pork and drink a Gatorade on the side.

well before you start insulting my religion id suggest you read up on kosher a wee bit more.

[Reverend Joe]

well before you start insulting my religion id suggest you read up on kosher a wee bit more.

I'm not insulting your religion... my mother's Jewish, and I am by blood, if not in practice. I would never in hell insult Judaism. I just think that following an incredibly archaic diet is a bit silly. And yeah, it's not all related to diet (I get not drinking milk with beef, because that's just plain rude) but I'm absolutely certain that not eating animals like pigs has to do with uncertain cooking capabilities (in addition to rural ignorance.)

Of course, if you can find Kosher Gatorade this is all moot. As for Powerade... I don't have a clue if it works as well, not to mention if it's Kosher.

[Hooahguy]

I'm not insulting your religion... my mother's Jewish, and I am by blood, if not in practice. I would never in hell insult Judaism. I just think that following an incredibly archaic diet is a bit silly. And yeah, it's not all related to diet (I get not drinking milk with beef, because that's just plain rude) but I'm absolutely certain that not eating animals like pigs has to do with uncertain cooking capabilities (in addition to rural ignorance.)

Of course, if you can find Kosher Gatorade this is all moot. As for Powerade... I don't have a clue if it works as well, not to mention if it's Kosher.

its called faith for a reason.

[CountArach]

To add to the steak knife stories, my Grandfather is going in for surgery today because he tried to pry a broken cork out of a bottle of wine with a knife.

I almost laughed when my mum told me. Am I going to hell for that?

[Prince Cobra]

Always be careful when opening a bottle of champaigne. You can get quite nasty cuts or... (I'm not going to tell you about the stopper; it is well described in the jokes).

Arach, don't worry. There are far more sure ways to visit the hell... (I hope this does not sound very blasphemous ~:crosses himself:~ )

[Major Robert Dump]

its called faith for a reason.

So does that mean you get the kosher MREs? Those things kick butt, way better than cheese omelets

[Hooahguy]

well i dont get MREs in general. but im sure i would get them if i needed them.

[Major Robert Dump]

seriously, its like a Patio 99-cent tv dinner vs a a real mexican restraunt. Make sure your chain knows in advance you need kosher, though, and they are required to make the dinners available to you. They just have to kind of go out of their way to get them, and there are random kosher items in the regular MREs, so most leadership doesn't bother to have any in reserve. But if you tell them, they have to do it.

[Hooahguy]

but why would i want an MRE when i can have a steak drenched with booze?