never, ever, EVER-

[Hooahguy]

-wash steak knives while drunk.
earlier today i was suffering from a massive hangover, which is gone for the most part(enough for me to post correctly). for fun, we mixed BBQ sauce and alcohol to put on our steaks for dinner on Purim, in addition to downing countless beers and such.
i was drunk, and i decided to do the dishes. which also had steak knives in them.
thus, i made a HUGE gash across my right thumb. wasnt large enough for stitches, but i put some of that medical glue on it, so its healing. but then again, by right hand right now is useless because whenever i put pressure on my right hand my thumb really hurts. and that sux b/c im a righty.
so i repeat, do not do dishes while you are drunk.

oh, and btw, those hangover-reducing meals other products dont work. at least not for me.

[Vuk]

lol, I'll lump that into the same category with "Never, ever, ever iron your clothes while they are on your body!".

[LittleGrizzly]

Hangovers are best taken lieing down somewhere preferably quiet thinking about the terrible mistake you made the night before... which you will never repeat again!

that is until next time....

[CountArach]

To add to the steak knife stories, my Grandfather is going in for surgery today because he tried to pry a broken cork out of a bottle of wine with a knife.

I almost laughed when my mum told me. Am I going to hell for that?

[Prince Cobra]

Always be careful when opening a bottle of champaigne. You can get quite nasty cuts or... (I'm not going to tell you about the stopper; it is well described in the jokes).

Arach, don't worry. There are far more sure ways to visit the hell... (I hope this does not sound very blasphemous ~:crosses himself:~ )

[Strike For The South]

You should've done something responsible, like drive or call ex-girlfriends

[Somebody Else]

Never try to juggle carrots and a chef's knife. Drunk, or sober.

[Reverend Joe]

never, ever, EVER--wash steak knives while drunk.

I don't think that requires an explanatory story.

Hangovers are best taken lieing down somewhere preferably quiet thinking about the terrible mistake you made the night before... which you will never repeat again! with Gatorade and water.

Li'l advice for you, Hooah. It's the basic science of dehydration; water+salts always does the trick, even for the worst hangovers (for me, that would be cheap jugwine, which gave me a hangover so bad I couldn't see straight.)

[Yoyoma1910]

Maybe you shouldn't be drinking underage.

[Reverend Joe]

...He's underage?

Ooh...

[Hooahguy]

...He's underage?

Ooh...

well, by law i am allowed to drink for religious purposes...
Purim is a religious holiday, so...

[Strike For The South]

...He's underage?

Ooh...

So am I

[Reverend Joe]

So am I

SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Edit: wait, who's gonna arrest you? Damn, never mind.

[pevergreen]

So am I

Not over here you arent.

Yay booze. Except I dont drink it.

[Crazed Rabbit]

I don't think that requires an explanatory story.

Li'l advice for you, Hooah. It's the basic science of dehydration; water+salts always does the trick, even for the worst hangovers (for me, that would be cheap jugwine, which gave me a hangover so bad I couldn't see straight.)

This is the truth. Gatorade and water, and lots of it, until you feel better.

CR

[Hooahguy]

I'll add some advice to this thread... never try to make a homemade bo... I mean water bottle... while hi.... I mean "sleepy" with a sharp knife. That never turns out well.

basically, dont use knives while drunk.

This is the truth. Gatorade and water, and lots of it, until you feel better.

CR

does powerade work? gatorade isnt kosher.

[Vuk]

does powerade work? gatorade isnt kosher.

It isn't? Tadpoles, that means that I have been bad. :P

[Hooahguy]

no, its not.
and i guess you have been bad.
but it is comforting to know that im not the only jewish person on these forums, though i think the only religious one.

[Dutch_guy]

for fun, we mixed BBQ sauce and alcohol to put on our steaks for dinner on Purim, in addition to downing countless beers and such.

You know, you should really try Jack Daniels BBQ sauce. You should be able to buy it, although I've only ever seen it in a store once (), but then again you could always make it yourself. It's delicious.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Just like me. A plate broke in the microwave while I was making a preztel. I still ate some of it, but not all of it, and my stomach is killing me. I think a got glass inside of me, but no one believes me.






A list of stupid things could be compiled here about all the things we have done over the years,eh?

[Aemilius Paulus]

Just like me. A plate broke in the microwave while I was making a preztel. I still ate some of it, but not all of it, and my stomach is killing me. I think a got glass inside of me, but no one believes me.

Hehehe, this is the most hilarious thing I have read this week. Sorry, I know it must hurt, but this is downright slapstick Tom & Jerry type humour.

Yes, I agree, we should definitely post and sticky a thread filled with the stupidest things we have ever done. And someone should do it. ASAP. I say, SFTS would be a good person to start this, as he is a man of authority here.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Here's another survival tip for you....don't fry bacon without putting on a shirt.

[CountArach]

Here's another survival tip for you....don't fry bacon without putting on a shirt.

Yup, made that mistake myself in the past.

[Crazed Rabbit]

I know a guy who tried to make some hash browns when he was black out drunk. So he took out the package and put the contents on the stove-directly on top of the burners

Me, I tend to avoid such things. *

CR
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