Ares was dismayed to hear his name chosen as the lynch. He had offended pevergreen in the past, and did not really want to know what was going to happen.

pevergreen decreed that he would kill Ares himself. He took Ares away from the others and began telling a story.
"Let me tell you about that time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville; I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have any white onions, because of the war; the only thing you can get was those big yellow ones."

Ares head had exploded midway through the story.


Alive:
Andres
Captain Blackadder
Askthepizzaguy
shlin28
LittleGrizzly
Reenk Roink
GeneralHankerchief
Sasaki Kojiro
Lord Winter
White Eyes
Seamus
Factionheir
serierkhaan
yoyoma1910
Diana Abnoba
boudica
Sigurd
greyblades
Ituralde
El Diablo
YLC

Dead:
Publius Aelius Hadrianus
A Very Super Market
Jolt
taka
Polemists
gaelic cowboy
Alexander the Pretty Good
CountArach
Psychonaut

Lynched:
Beefy187
F.C is the bees knees
777ares777

Tally:
Ares: 6 (GH, Seamus, Greyblades, FactionHeir, White_Eyes, ATPGuy)
boudica: 5 (LittleGrizzly, Sasaki, Lord Winter, shlin28, Reenk)
Seamus: 2 (Ituralde, YLC)
Sasaki: 1 (Seireikhaan)
Askthepizzaguy: 1 (boudica)
Greyblades: 1 (El Diablo)
Seireikhaan: 1 (yoyoma1910)
YLC: 1 (Ares)

It is now Night 4, orders please.