I am upset the only 3 people have acknowledged my return, so here is my proposition. When 10 people have acknowledged my return and praised me for joining them once more, I shall reveal much sought after secret. However, if you choose to dismiss me as a spammer and demand that this thread be locked, then God help you. This is a generous offer and I advise you take me up on it. The choice is yours.

Your humble servant,

James Marat