Good Evening.

[pevergreen]

May I just make it clear that my downfall was of my own doing. The Know Marat thread that gained so many followers was ended by ME and nobody else. It was not locked until long after I had left the scene, if you need proof you may check.

Unfortunately, it is true that I was banned from this site, for reasons which shall be revealed in due course. Of course, our friend The Moderator did not publicise this for fear of a bloody mutiny.

But why talk about the past? I am here now as we together approach something wonderful! I have much to teach and you all have so much to learn, so allow me to light up your misguided lives once more!

In anticipation of miracles,

James Marat

Please stop threatening me my little Dutch friend. If that is the extent of your contribution then please stop posting in my thread. I'm all the way in dear old England, the land of milk and honey, while you're stuck in a little country next to Germany. Let's face it darling, you're never going to harm me.

Stop posting in my threads. You have been warned.

James Marat

Right, so getting banned, then coming back is a smart thing to do. I like to call it ban evasion. Where bans are more commonplace, it just results in a longer ban.

[heldelance]

@JamesM or whatever your name is.
Here are a few facts and figures that you should know about.

*Peanut butter DOES indeed taste far better with honey or jam.
*You should always wipe after dropping a Deuce, preferably with 2 ply.
*Masturbation does not make you blind unless you accidentally hit your eyes.
*Brie gets more liquidy as it ages.
*Mixing different types of alcohols is bad for your stomach, it can lead to diarrhea.

I'll be happy to share more facts with you if you answer these riddles three...
1: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
2: Chuck Norris has 1 apple and you have 20, who has more apples?
3: In a fight between a giant moth and a small and humble bee with a sweater, who would win?

[lenin96]

Look at this thread, he's got three accounts! JamesMarat, JMarat and JamesM. Why does this guy even go on these forums? Do you just come here to spam?

[Beefy187]

Look at this thread, he's got three accounts! JamesMarat, JMarat and JamesM. Why does this guy even go on these forums? Do you just come here to spam?

I think all of us said hi to him. Now let us move on and let him be.

If JamesMarat can continue to play by the rules then we can continue to see him in other places.
If not.. Thats up to the mods.

[Aurgelmir]

@JamesM or whatever your name is.
Here are a few facts and figures that you should know about.

*Peanut butter DOES indeed taste far better with honey or jam.
*You should always wipe after dropping a Deuce, preferably with 2 ply.
*Masturbation does not make you blind unless you accidentally hit your eyes.
*Brie gets more liquidy as it ages.
*Mixing different types of alcohols is bad for your stomach, it can lead to diarrhea.

I'll be happy to share more facts with you if you answer these riddles three...
1: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
2: Chuck Norris has 1 apple and you have 20, who has more apples?
3: In a fight between a giant moth and a small and humble bee with a sweater, who would win?

And again you made my day,since my responds are always violence touched

I really can learn from you hahaha
Your words are much wiser then his..

Especially the chuck norris riddle,i took a while,but i found the anwser lol

[Che Roriniho]

On behalf of the EB Taverna and Restaurant, He's nothing to do with us, guv.

[Aemilius Paulus]

I'm telling you, the lad is an attention seeker. It is clear and evident from his three accounts and the numerous threads he created. He does not post in other threads. He makes his own, dramatic threads that attract the attention of numerous people. He is not even a troll. Attention seeker is as low as one can go online.

If we all stop posting in his threads, he will quit. Instead we post, and he revels and basks in the attention he receives.

[Quintus.JC]

lol...you have serious headproblems

You’ve heard the guy. STOP feeding him anything and he’ll just pack up and leave.

If we all stop posting in his threads, he will quit. Instead we post, and he revels and basks in the attention he receives.

Well said. Please no one be posting in this thread anymore, the guy is an obvious attention seeker, deny him that and in no more than a few days he’ll be gone.

[JamesM]

You’ve heard the guy. STOP feeding him anything and he’ll just pack up and leave.



Well said. Please no one be posting in this thread anymore, the guy is an obvious attention seeker, deny him that and in no more than a few days he’ll be gone.

I see I was not proved wrong when I prophesised that a fool such as Quintus would post in my thread again. You are the type of person who makes me what I am! Do you not see the irony of posting in my thread, requesting that people do not post in my thread? Any post is a post, it interests me not what the post contains! Attention is attention, be it negative or God forbid positive! Learn that and you will do well boy. Besides, we all know that if this thread is locked or left to die, I will come back in 3 months time and create another thread which will attract another crowd of curious followers such as yourself! You yourself know that this is true, I will keep coming back and people will keep giving me the attention I seek! If there's one thing you learn from playing silly little war games on your PC, it's that people don't learn from history. War keeps coming back. Just like me.

Many thanks for the post Quintus, you're a real star.

May Magnus dress you in his love,

James Marat/A

[JamesM]

And again you made my day,since my responds are always violence touched

I really can learn from you hahaha
Your words are much wiser then his..

Especially the chuck norris riddle,i took a while,but i found the anwser lol

Dear little Dutch child, I think the fact that a post such as this has made your day says it all really. I believe you could learn from anybody, not just him. A newborn babe or a wild lion could probably teach you a bit about life based on what i've seen. At least babies don't constantly threaten people and attempt to impress us by talking about how violent they are, and at least wild lions are funny once in a while. And they're rarely Dutch.

As for the rest of you, if you don't want to feed the troll, don't post in my thread! There will always be people like The Dutch One who feel they have to get their two-penneth in, so you're not needed. And as for the secret I promised to tell? Let's just say that my numerous accounts under the name James Marat are not my only ones. I have a perfectly legitimate account that I use frequently to talk about all things Total War. I am in fact friendly with more than one of the people who have posted in this thread, under my other name of course. As I say, we all need a bit of drama, and you people really have taken the bait! It really has been nice to see the other sides of people I thought I vaguely knew!

I am certain that when I return to this thread, some fool will have posted in it in order to give me the attention I so desperately crave. If I am proved wrong, farewell. It really has been fun.

See you round,

A

[Aurgelmir]

Dear little Dutch child, I think the fact that a post such as this has made your day says it all really. I believe you could learn from anybody, not just him. A newborn babe or a wild lion could probably teach you a bit about life based on what i've seen. At least babies don't constantly threaten people and attempt to impress us by talking about how violent they are, and at least wild lions are funny once in a while. And they're rarely Dutch.

As for the rest of you, if you don't want to feed the troll, don't post in my thread! There will always be people like The Dutch One who feel they have to get their two-penneth in, so you're not needed. And as for the secret I promised to tell? Let's just say that my numerous accounts under the name James Marat are not my only ones. I have a perfectly legitimate account that I use frequently to talk about all things Total War. I am in fact friendly with more than one of the people who have posted in this thread, under my other name of course. As I say, we all need a bit of drama, and you people really have taken the bait! It really has been nice to see the other sides of people I thought I vaguely knew!

I am certain that when I return to this thread, some fool will have posted in it in order to give me the attention I so desperately crave. If I am proved wrong, farewell. It really has been fun.

See you round,

A

lol...you have serious headproblems