Good Evening.

**JamesM** · 03-19-2009, 22:48

Today I saw a land that I once loved reduced to rubble. From the rubble I saw flames emerge, from the flames I saw black smoke, and in the black smoke I saw the face of Satan. He laughed at me, and amidst the roar of the flames I heard a voice say; “You did this to yourself “. Today I wept.

True, I leave you to your own devices for a few months and I expect change, perhaps not all of it positive. But this? I can blame nobody but myself for allowing this to happen, but it still breaks my heart to see it! I return and the Tavern that I so often used to frequent is nowhere to be seen! I see beggars crawling amidst the filth in pursuit of donations for bandwidth! What happened to the charitable nature of man? Is this once majestic place to become a haven for carpetbaggers and fiends?

Only time will tell, but until that judgement day I promise to do all in my power to prevent such horrors. I trust I find you otherwise in good spirit.

Forever your loyal servant,

James M.

**jnabb22** · 03-19-2009, 22:57

what!? why all the bander but cool " or whatever it is =D

**A Very Super Market** · 03-19-2009, 22:58

Well then.

Good morning, Good morning,
We've danced the whole night through
Good morning, Good morning, to you

Good morning, Good morning,
It's great to stay up late
Good morning, Good morning, to you

When the band began to play
The stars were shining bright
Now the milkman's on his way
It's too late to say goodnight

So good morning, good morning,
Sunbeams will soon smile through
Good morning, Good morning, to you

When the band began to play
The stars were shining bright
Now the milkman's on his way
It's too late to say goodnight

So good morning,
Sunbeams will soon smile through
Good morning, Good morning, to you
Good morning,
good morning,
It's too late to say goodnight
So say good morning

**Rilder** · 03-19-2009, 23:16

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/group.php?groupid=30

We had to move because having friendly chatter with fellow EBers is against the rules.

Also someone needs to 'shop a Top hat and monocles onto a Roman legionnaire to represent us clearly superior EB Taverners.

**JamesM** · 03-20-2009, 17:54

Jnabb22, my first language is English. Please consider this next time you decide to litter my thread. As for you A Very Super Market, your comedy is banal, drab and frankly unfunny. If you must try and amuse me, please try harder.

I assure you that I shall be joining you for what passes as an intellectual conversation in the Tavern at some point. When? Who can say? Until that day comes I shall be roaming these forums with my ever watchful eyes, waiting.

Your humble servant,

James M.

**A Very Super Market** · 03-20-2009, 20:02

I don't understand why this is in the EB forum. If I offended you, don't take it personally. Always in before the lock.

**Cyrus** · 03-20-2009, 20:25

I don't really understand the point of this thread, what do you mean by good evening and, well frankly your entire post makes no sense.
I in no way am triyng to offend you.

**antisocialmunky** · 03-20-2009, 20:28

I think we should burn this witch. Who's with me?

**Phalanx300** · 03-20-2009, 20:47

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k97A...e=channel_page

**Hotseat_User** · 03-20-2009, 20:48

Originally Posted by antisocialmunky

I think we should burn this witch. Who's with me?

I dislike those harsh decission of an angry mob, but 'cause it's your idea - I'll roger that.
- / - H_U quiet and out.

**Dutchhoplite** · 03-20-2009, 22:18

Originally Posted by antisocialmunky

I think we should burn this witch. Who's with me?

How can you be sure this gentleman's a witch?? Does he weigh the same as a duck??

Witchhunters....Always forgetting the important parts

**Sarcasm** · 03-20-2009, 22:21

Originally Posted by Rilder

We had to move because having friendly chatter with fellow EBers is against the rules.

That's exactly why it was closed. Good call.

**Omanes Alexandrapolites** · 03-20-2009, 22:24

Welcome

**Nachtmeister** · 03-20-2009, 23:15

I am beginning to understand the part about "Spam and run" in the official tavern memorial poem...

**Macilrille** · 03-20-2009, 23:16

Nite all

/me goes to bed.

**MarcusAureliusAntoninus** · 03-20-2009, 23:22

Do not spam a thread just because you think it is going to be locked. Spamming spam just makes it worse and pointing out that something is spam is itself spam.