Good Evening.

[JamesM]

I see not much changes round these parts. Shame really. Time really does fly, and I know I should make more of an effort, but you people hardly provide an incentive! I do hope at least one of you remembers my name, although I doubt it; delusions of grandeur were never really my thing.

And so to the reason I’m back - everyone’s bored. You’re bored of discussing your pixelated worlds, bored making up your faux Lain names and bored of the banal offerings people inject into this site. I myself am bored of the 9 to 5 day and need a little, stimulation. I can assure you that time has been kind to my wit, so what better place to demonstrate that? You can be my subjects. Let the tests begin.

I look forward to my stay, as I’m sure you do. With kind regards,

James M

[Veho Nex]

Hello, welcome back? or welcome to da org

[Beefy187]

Welcome back by the sounds of it

I'm looking forward to know you a little better

[pevergreen]

Feel free to just...you know...tell us who you are. Not that many people frequent here.

Welcome anyhow.

[HopAlongBunny]

Welcome back; Enjoy

[JamesM]

I am upset the only 3 people have acknowledged my return, so here is my proposition. When 10 people have acknowledged my return and praised me for joining them once more, I shall reveal much sought after secret. However, if you choose to dismiss me as a spammer and demand that this thread be locked, then God help you. This is a generous offer and I advise you take me up on it. The choice is yours.

Your humble servant,

James Marat

[pevergreen]

Its interesting, and you will get ten in time...
The only person that I would really want back that much is elmo.

[I of the Storm]

OK, I'm curious.

*praise, praise, praise*

What about the secret now?

Welcome to the org, anyway.

[Beefy187]

I think I remember you JamesM.. You were in EB section once weren't you?

I think you were James Muret or something like.

https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...ghlight=Praise

Aha. Found that thread. Welcome back lord James

[Quintus.JC]

Guys, don't feed the trool, let it be.

[Beefy187]

I say his fine for now. I quite like unique personalities. But ill have to rethink about it if he starts offending peoples again.

[Shadowwalker]

Here we have someone who desperately tries to create the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy* for the second time.
Unfortunately he isn't Douglas Adams.





*The OP posts remind me of the way the followers of Deep Thought were discussing their matters...

[JamesM]

Beefy, you must know that it has never been in my nature to offend! I am here to serve and enlighten the members of this forum, and while home truths can often be hard hitting, how can I be offending people when I have merely pointed out the error in their ways?

Wishing for better times,

James Marat

[Beefy187]

Beefy, you must know that it has never been in my nature to offend! I am here to serve and enlighten the members of this forum, and while home truths can often be hard hitting, how can I be offending people when I have merely pointed out the error in their ways?

Wishing for better times,

James Marat

That was moderators call so I have no say in your bannage.

So good luck this time around ey. I'm looking foward to seeing you on the other parts of the forum

[heldelance]

THOU HATH ALL MADE ERROR IN THINE WAYS!!!
All must bow before he who is Awesomeness incarnate! He who shines a brilliant 1 trillion JehovaWatts!
'HE' who is Awesome commands all to bringeth forth good beer and liquor!
"Let none go without drink. Let none go with a dry tongue. He who bringeth Light beer is destined to burn in hell! Repent ye light beer drinking fools! Let the Lager and the Ales, all types of Beer flow forth and let all be merry!" - Revenant Awestacular

[pevergreen]

He was banned?

How long ago. Tosa posts threads when he bans people, because he doesnt do it very often (perma ban that is)

any reason for not taking your old account back?

[ConnMon]

Welcome back(?) to the forums! Hopefully you don't get banned again (or whatever your problem was the first time around).

ConnMon

[JamesM]

May I just make it clear that my downfall was of my own doing. The Know Marat thread that gained so many followers was ended by ME and nobody else. It was not locked until long after I had left the scene, if you need proof you may check.

Unfortunately, it is true that I was banned from this site, for reasons which shall be revealed in due course. Of course, our friend The Moderator did not publicise this for fear of a bloody mutiny.

But why talk about the past? I am here now as we together approach something wonderful! I have much to teach and you all have so much to learn, so allow me to light up your misguided lives once more!

In anticipation of miracles,

James Marat

[Aurgelmir]

The prob is...he´s still living with his mamma....you get the point guy´s.
How can a mammaboy perform as a leader?


Pls...somebody should shoot him.And yes,i´m serious.

[JMarat]

Please stop threatening me my little Dutch friend. If that is the extent of your contribution then please stop posting in my thread. I'm all the way in dear old England, the land of milk and honey, while you're stuck in a little country next to Germany. Let's face it darling, you're never going to harm me.

Stop posting in my threads. You have been warned.

James Marat

[Feyr Tehl]

How come you are using your old account now?

[Aurgelmir]

Please stop threatening me my little Dutch friend. If that is the extent of your contribution then please stop posting in my thread. I'm all the way in dear old England, the land of milk and honey, while you're stuck in a little country next to Germany. Let's face it darling, you're never going to harm me.

Stop posting in my threads. You have been warned.

James Marat

1.I'm not dutch
2.i'm NOT your friend
3.I post when i want,especially in your threads...
4...Let's face it darling...?...also gay..that explains...the closet type i guess
5...you're never going to harm me.....you never know
6.Warn your mother when you fart in her presence
7.I guess you got alot of beatings at school/home...to less in my opinion

[pevergreen]

May I just make it clear that my downfall was of my own doing. The Know Marat thread that gained so many followers was ended by ME and nobody else. It was not locked until long after I had left the scene, if you need proof you may check.

Unfortunately, it is true that I was banned from this site, for reasons which shall be revealed in due course. Of course, our friend The Moderator did not publicise this for fear of a bloody mutiny.

But why talk about the past? I am here now as we together approach something wonderful! I have much to teach and you all have so much to learn, so allow me to light up your misguided lives once more!

In anticipation of miracles,

James Marat

Please stop threatening me my little Dutch friend. If that is the extent of your contribution then please stop posting in my thread. I'm all the way in dear old England, the land of milk and honey, while you're stuck in a little country next to Germany. Let's face it darling, you're never going to harm me.

Stop posting in my threads. You have been warned.

James Marat

Right, so getting banned, then coming back is a smart thing to do. I like to call it ban evasion. Where bans are more commonplace, it just results in a longer ban.

[heldelance]

@JamesM or whatever your name is.
Here are a few facts and figures that you should know about.

*Peanut butter DOES indeed taste far better with honey or jam.
*You should always wipe after dropping a Deuce, preferably with 2 ply.
*Masturbation does not make you blind unless you accidentally hit your eyes.
*Brie gets more liquidy as it ages.
*Mixing different types of alcohols is bad for your stomach, it can lead to diarrhea.

I'll be happy to share more facts with you if you answer these riddles three...
1: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
2: Chuck Norris has 1 apple and you have 20, who has more apples?
3: In a fight between a giant moth and a small and humble bee with a sweater, who would win?

[lenin96]

Look at this thread, he's got three accounts! JamesMarat, JMarat and JamesM. Why does this guy even go on these forums? Do you just come here to spam?

[Beefy187]

Look at this thread, he's got three accounts! JamesMarat, JMarat and JamesM. Why does this guy even go on these forums? Do you just come here to spam?

I think all of us said hi to him. Now let us move on and let him be.

If JamesMarat can continue to play by the rules then we can continue to see him in other places.
If not.. Thats up to the mods.

[Aurgelmir]

@JamesM or whatever your name is.
Here are a few facts and figures that you should know about.

*Peanut butter DOES indeed taste far better with honey or jam.
*You should always wipe after dropping a Deuce, preferably with 2 ply.
*Masturbation does not make you blind unless you accidentally hit your eyes.
*Brie gets more liquidy as it ages.
*Mixing different types of alcohols is bad for your stomach, it can lead to diarrhea.

I'll be happy to share more facts with you if you answer these riddles three...
1: Who is your daddy and what does he do?
2: Chuck Norris has 1 apple and you have 20, who has more apples?
3: In a fight between a giant moth and a small and humble bee with a sweater, who would win?

And again you made my day,since my responds are always violence touched

I really can learn from you hahaha
Your words are much wiser then his..

Especially the chuck norris riddle,i took a while,but i found the anwser lol

[Che Roriniho]

On behalf of the EB Taverna and Restaurant, He's nothing to do with us, guv.

[Aemilius Paulus]

I'm telling you, the lad is an attention seeker. It is clear and evident from his three accounts and the numerous threads he created. He does not post in other threads. He makes his own, dramatic threads that attract the attention of numerous people. He is not even a troll. Attention seeker is as low as one can go online.

If we all stop posting in his threads, he will quit. Instead we post, and he revels and basks in the attention he receives.

[JamesM]

And again you made my day,since my responds are always violence touched

I really can learn from you hahaha
Your words are much wiser then his..

Especially the chuck norris riddle,i took a while,but i found the anwser lol

Dear little Dutch child, I think the fact that a post such as this has made your day says it all really. I believe you could learn from anybody, not just him. A newborn babe or a wild lion could probably teach you a bit about life based on what i've seen. At least babies don't constantly threaten people and attempt to impress us by talking about how violent they are, and at least wild lions are funny once in a while. And they're rarely Dutch.

As for the rest of you, if you don't want to feed the troll, don't post in my thread! There will always be people like The Dutch One who feel they have to get their two-penneth in, so you're not needed. And as for the secret I promised to tell? Let's just say that my numerous accounts under the name James Marat are not my only ones. I have a perfectly legitimate account that I use frequently to talk about all things Total War. I am in fact friendly with more than one of the people who have posted in this thread, under my other name of course. As I say, we all need a bit of drama, and you people really have taken the bait! It really has been nice to see the other sides of people I thought I vaguely knew!

I am certain that when I return to this thread, some fool will have posted in it in order to give me the attention I so desperately crave. If I am proved wrong, farewell. It really has been fun.

See you round,

A