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Re: Triumph
well, you know you oculd always train a general really quick and send him up to the army while you move your general from city to city. you may also consider hiring him a single unit of horse mercenaries so he dont get too lonely. dont want him turning out with an affair with his bodyguards......
well, you know you oculd always train a general really quick and send him up to the army while you move your general from city to city. you may also consider hiring him a single unit of horse mercenaries so he dont get too lonely. dont want him turning out with an affair with his bodyguards......
well considering that he was near massilia you could say that its a habit he picked up by the Greeks
damn you Greeks: first you invent homosexuality and the next they break all the plates
for those who don't get the joke:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
at Greek weddings the throw plates on the ground: its considered good luck
and in the dialect of antwerpen they have a saying : een telloor in uw broek stoppen=> meaning to put a plate in your pants: its for jokes as a pre-caution not to be raped by a gay
actually that story would make for an excellent new film in the cross genres:
after the gay cowboy movie now the gay sword-and-sandal movie
if some gay or Greek thinks I went too far after this you are hereby authorized to make fun of me
I' ll even give you a most shaming fact : I haven't got a girlfriend in over a year
PS: can someone please say what the code is for spoiler tags?
Last edited by theoldbelgian; 03-25-2009 at 21:54.
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