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    A Livonian Rebel Member Slaists's Avatar
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    Default hey... don't go... come, play in MY sandbox!... (13 colonies vs. British) [AI woes]

    I am returning back to EB 1.2 after having played ETW for 2 days as British.

    I had the 13 colonies declare war on me while they were my protectorate with VERY FRIENDLY RELATIONSHIPS. Declaring war would have been fine, mind you, if they stood ANY chance at the time... In full view of the 13 colonies, my 2 full armies just having defeated Hurons, Iroquois and Inuit Polar(!!) Lancer(!!) hordes(!!) were marching towards the coast to sail to India.


    The armies changed course, of course, and 'cooked' the 13 colonies instead. In 3(!) turns: no more 13colonies... The stupid AI had literally no armies at the time it decided to declare war on the British, which was the biggest power on the map...

    ETW campaign AI needs SERIOUS modding...

    Well, that's on the strategic map AI design side. On the 'buggy side': All the while (all 3 turns) I was busy occupying one 13-colony capital after another, the 'missions' interface was still displaying the suggestion to 'conquer x provinces and maybe the 13 colonies will join you then... make sure you maintain friendly relationships with them until then..." yeah, sure... once my backstabbing protectorate is all occupied by my noble troops i sure made sure we maintained 'friendly relationships'. Guess what, I occupy all the US provinces, the faction is destroyed message pops up, and... I STILL have the mission "conquer x provinces and maybe the 13 colonies will join you then"... Seems like a bug to me. Oh, yes, all the time I was clubbing them up, the tooltip hovering over their provinces suggested they were my 'protectorate'. Hmm... THEY declared war on me.
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    Default Re: hey... don't go... come, play in MY sandbox!... (13 colonies vs. British) [AI woe

    We know.

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    Default Re: hey... don't go... come, play in MY sandbox!... (13 colonies vs. British) [AI woe

    wtf?

    I've never had this sort of thing happen before.
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    Default Re: hey... don't go... come, play in MY sandbox!... (13 colonies vs. British) [AI woe

    Quote Originally Posted by A Very Super Market View Post
    wtf?

    ....
    yes, my point exactly...

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    Default Re: hey... don't go... come, play in MY sandbox!... (13 colonies vs. British) [AI woe

    wow they must have been angry

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    Default Re: hey... don't go... come, play in MY sandbox!... (13 colonies vs. British) [AI woe

    In my French GC my protectorate Louisiana declared war on me. They even had at least two full stack armies but never moved. After conquering the territories needed to complete the mission my warlike protectorate joined me without any issues.

    Oh well I wish I still had those minor bugs to worry about. These days (after the 25th march patch) my game crashes after any battle...

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