... warm summer evenings on the stoop are well complemented by Purple Passion's smooth finish and 13% alcohol by volume. The convenient travel sizes and 4-packs make it easy to take with you to family gatherings, work or even church.
Fine. Take yer likker-pops to school, to work, on the road. Life is better buzzed. Driving's more interesting, work is less of a chore, and church... just imagine spiking the communion wine with Purple Passiontm ... hilarity ensues.