The I need to vent thread

**Fragony** · 03-30-2009, 22:12

http://www.fmylife.com/

"Today, I was walking downtown when a group of teens asked me for directions to the local church. Being a priest I was happy to take them. In my sermon I mentioned them and how anyone can find their way to Jesus. Later I noticed I was missing cash. They had pickpocketed my wallet. FML"

and more.

**Hooahguy** · 03-30-2009, 22:15

Originally Posted by Fragony

http://www.fmylife.com/

"Today, I was walking downtown when a group of teens asked me for directions to the local church. Being a priest I was happy to take them. In my sermon I mentioned them and how anyone can find their way to Jesus. Later I noticed I was missing cash. They had pickpocketed my wallet. FML"

and more.

was that you who was pickpocketed?

**Fragony** · 03-30-2009, 23:52

Originally Posted by hooahguy

was that you who was pickpocketed?

Yes that site is really my diary

That sites priceless!

So many tragedies

**Hooahguy** · 03-31-2009, 00:33

yes, that site RULES! i even posted one of my own, but idk where it went.
mine was,

my friend told me the wrong chapter to study for Chemistry. i got one question right. FML

**Aemilius Paulus** · 03-31-2009, 01:14

Originally Posted by hooahguy

yes, that site RULES!

Agreed. Reading it now.

Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one.

Wow. I wish all women were so sensible and practical... Then again, the ring probably cost more, so selling it would have made more sense. On the other hand, one does not sell such present. So hard-drive was a perfect choice.

**PanzerJaeger** · 03-31-2009, 01:37

Today, I was at my boyfriends house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said "I have to answer this." He went over to his computer and started talking to them. FML

**seireikhaan** · 03-31-2009, 01:59

Today, I was talking to my 81-year-old widowed grandmother on the phone, and she told me she was giving up sex for lent. Not only do I now have a vision of my grandmother having sex, I am reminded that she is having more sex than me. FML

**tibilicus** · 03-30-2009, 22:26

Originally Posted by Fragony

http://www.fmylife.com/

"Today, I was walking downtown when a group of teens asked me for directions to the local church. Being a priest I was happy to take them. In my sermon I mentioned them and how anyone can find their way to Jesus. Later I noticed I was missing cash. They had pickpocketed my wallet. FML"

and more.

That sites priceless!

Today, I was at work, about to go to lunch. There were some girl scouts out front selling cookies. I told my manager that I would be using a different exit, and when he asked why, I told him that girl scouts really annoy the crap out of me. The girl scouts out front were his daughters. FML

Today, I had to go to my son's school for career day, I explained what a banker does and then I asked if anyone had a question, one boy raised his hand and asked "When are all the cool parents gonna come?" FML