The I need to vent thread

**Aemilius Paulus** · 03-31-2009, 01:14

Originally Posted by hooahguy

yes, that site RULES!

Agreed. Reading it now.

Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one.

Wow. I wish all women were so sensible and practical... Then again, the ring probably cost more, so selling it would have made more sense. On the other hand, one does not sell such present. So hard-drive was a perfect choice.

**PanzerJaeger** · 03-31-2009, 01:37

Today, I was at my boyfriends house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said "I have to answer this." He went over to his computer and started talking to them. FML

**seireikhaan** · 03-31-2009, 01:59

Today, I was talking to my 81-year-old widowed grandmother on the phone, and she told me she was giving up sex for lent. Not only do I now have a vision of my grandmother having sex, I am reminded that she is having more sex than me. FML