If a fly is called a fly because it flies, when it's landed is it then appropriate to call it a walk?
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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2 (but the trick is getting them in there)
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why arent flies called "buzzes" because they tend to buzz then fly. or maybe its bees?
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