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    if people from Poland are called Poles, why arent people from Holland called Holes?

    why do people who are going bald insist on headbanging, even though it looks insanely ridiculous?

    why does beer taste horrible when warm?

    why is the answer to life 42?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hooahguy View Post
    if people from Poland are called Poles, why arent people from Holland called Holes?
    Ever met a Polish dance performer?
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    why are laptops called laptops when if putting it on your lap (if ur a guy) is harmful to your health?
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    Why do you frown, little owl?
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    if people from Poland are called Poles, why arent people from Holland called Holes?
    Because it's the Netherlands.
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    Can't you smell that smell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hax View Post
    Because it's the Netherlands.
    Then how does Noles sound?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hooahguy View Post
    why are laptops called laptops when if putting it on your lap (if ur a guy) is harmful to your health?
    Not so much harmful as it is an impediment to reproduction. The heat lowers your sperm count. Since most of us are not planning to conceive babies any-time soon, I daresay it is a positive thing. Who gave the idea it is harmful?

    Be vary of common health knowledge. 90% of it is false. Cough syrup does not work, and neither do most vitamin supplements (depends on the vitamin), calcium supplements, and not to mention, nothing, not even Airborne(tm), can prevent cold (most commonly rhinovirus). Oh, and did I mention that getting cold and wet, sitting on cold cement or metal, or catching a draft is not at all harmful?? It has nothing to do with us getting sick.
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    Whoever decided you need to write lots of crap to prove your smart.. im smart just let me learn something rather than labour away at another damn essay!!

    thinking on it this probably works better in the vent thread... ohh well

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    Oh, and did I mention that getting cold and wet, sitting on cold cement or metal, or catching a draft is not at all harmful?? It has nothing to do with us getting sick.
    Being cold weakens the immune system, so getting exposed to a disease while cold can make it more likely for symptoms to arise.

    Vitamin supplements are useful, it's just that they don't come in all the hundreds of different forms that one finds in nature.

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    Why is my hovercraft full of eels?
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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneApache View Post
    Why is my hovercraft full of eels?
    Are the eels what ails your hovercraft?
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