Large Simpsons Mafia Game- The Treehouse of Horror [Concluded]

[Captain Blackadder]

yes but this time we will lynch those stonecutters before the endgame.

[Thermal]

pevergreen: 6 (Capt. Blackadder, greyblades, Khazaar, Sasaki, warman, Taka)

I think we can take it for granted that these people are probably not in pevergreens family...

Amazing first round lynch.. well done guys...

The reverend disagrees, the last few probably voted for him as his lynch was definite, so it made them look less suspicious. I should know I did it as mafia. (yes the reverend used to be bad )

FoS: Warman & Taka

[Quintus.JC]

The reverend disagrees, the last few probably voted for him as his lynch was definite, so it made them look less suspicious. I should know I did it as mafia. (yes the reverend used to be bad )

FoS: Warman & Taka

I don't think Warman had much clue when he voted for Pever. Taka on the other hand first protested against the supposed bandwaggon, only to switch his vote onto him later. Although I still think that Taka's vote switching seems valid enough to me.

[seireikhaan]

FoS: LittleGrizzley

[White_eyes:D]

I don't think Warman had much clue when he voted for Pever. Taka on the other hand first protested against the supposed bandwaggon, only to switch his vote onto him later. Although I still think that Taka's vote switching seems valid enough to me.

and we are dealing with a few SK's no doubt..... but we got one.....good for now....

[Quintus.JC]

and we are dealing with a few SK's no doubt..... but we got one.....good for now....

The more the players, the more roles there's gonna be.

With 40 something players, I reckon we got at least 10 of them that have got goals that don't stand in line with townies, wether they're mafia, Sks or neutrals.

[LittleGrizzly]

Some of his earlier voters at least... maybe not late voters like taka...

also FoS 'khaan for inability to spell my name

[boudica]

FoS: LittleGrizzley

....assuming because he pointed the finger of innocence at the band-waggoners?
That's an interesting vintage of WIFOM to dip your FoS in there 'khaan.
Might be worth looking at again tomorrow. Would be good to hear what LG has to say.

*Hopes LG is a studly fellow who might need some ...consolation*

[boudica]

meh! double post :)

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

I don't think Warman had much clue when he voted for Pever. Taka on the other hand first protested against the supposed bandwaggon, only to switch his vote onto him later. Although I still think that Taka's vote switching seems valid enough to me.

I did protest? I do not remember that! Since I came to this town to uphold the Prohibition, I think I would remember such a thing! I voted for a good cause .

[Thermal]

I did protest? I do not remember that! Since I came to this town to uphold the Prohibition, I think I would remember such a thing! I voted for a good cause .

Taka protested apparently, not you.

[El Diablo]

..ah ahem...

Back from easter to 22 pages in the other game and a gazillion in this one.

Will Vote Abstain*

Unless it is night in which case I will laugh it off or I am already dead in which case I will look forward to eating your brains as ATPG games usually end up with zombies and stuff..;..

[A Very Super Market]

It's night, but my store is still open.

[boudica]

It's night, but my store is still open.

Dawdles amongst the aisles looking for any dashing young men

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Taka protested apparently, not you.

My bad! Back to outlawing beer.... or my attempt to!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Everyone has sent in their night actions either by email or private message. I would like to keep the game moving, so I shall do the write-up now, if there are no objections?

[Splitpersonality]

Move fast, if everyone's done it there should be no problems right?


<_<

I mean..


Goo goo... >_>

[GeneralHankerchief]

If everyone's accounted for, then full speed ahead.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night One

Greetings, Bob.

This is your brother, Cecil. I trust you are enjoying your freedom from prison? Not spending ALL your time at the Opera are you? You might as well get it over with and marry the fat lady. Speaking of which, has the fat lady sung for Springfield yet? I understand you're going to strike fear into the hearts of the pathetic fools of this town by murdering a sweet and innocent little boy. How barbaric. Well, older brother, you were always the one who was willing to get his hands dirty. You may have escaped from our shared cell but if it weren't for your big feet getting in the way, I would have as well. So you owe me, brother. When you murder everyone in Springfield, come break me out of this rat-infested cage. And do send me some rat poison and a couple of hundred bottles of Lysol, and some sanitizer-wipes. I'm not as used to prison as you are brother, and this place is filthy. Do you know that the janitor only washes my toilet bowl THREE times a day?

Utterly repugnant service here. The crab cakes here are made by a chef who is... ugh... American. Entirely uncultured bunch of rednecks. Just because we are American, that doesn't mean we can't act like Europeans. I didn't spend four years in Princeton to be flipping burgers behind a prison lunch counter. Kill them all, dear brother... kill them all.... and laugh while you're doing it.

Bonne chance, cher frère.

-Cecil Terwilliger

Murder number one:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Homer Simpson was sitting at home watching Monday Night Football... (in April? Of course. Haven't you ever heard of the Springfield Football League? It's like the NFL, except for just Springfield State and parts of Canada)...when all of a sudden:

........*static*

Homer Simpson: D'oh!!! What's wrong with this stupid thing now? Lisa! The TV's broken again! Get your butt down here!!!

......*crackling noise* (The television set sputters back to life)

Homer Simpson: Oooh the TV fixed itself. Heh heh heh. (hugs the TV) let's never fight again. Mmmm.... TV..... *gurgling noise* Television: Teacher, mother... secret lover! Rowrrrr....

Sideshow Bob: Greetings, foolish people of Springfield. It is I, Sideshow Bob, here to once again exact my revenge on you for locking me away in your vile prisons.

Homer Simpson: Oooh revenge! This ought to be interesting.

Sideshow Bob: For tonight's entertainment, I will be executing an innocent, darling child, live on this wonderful media of television. You lazy American fools like to watch fake violence, don't you?

Homer Simpson: Damn straight! OOOOH Maybe he'll kill the boy...

Homer's Brain: No, don't kill the boy. Just strangle him for a little while.

Homer Simpson: Whatever you say... as long as I can keep killing you with beer, we're all set.

Sideshow Bob: "Citizens of this podunk little town filled with uneducated rednecks, I now present for your viewing pleasure: The Death of Milhouse Van Houten!!!

Milhouse: Help! Bart! I think this guy is serious. Where's my glasses?

Homer Simpson: About time they got that little snot. He's such a dork. Heh heh heh. Look at that little wiener squirm!

Sideshow Bob: The method of murder.... tonight, I'll go with a classic. Just a simple, quick, painless slice of the neck. Nothing too overly brutal for you.

Homer Simpson: BORING!!! Oooh look my beer is empty. Marge? Can you get me another beer? .....MARGE!!!! Oh fine I'll get it myself.

Sideshow Bob: On the other hand... I could always pretend you are Bart Simpson... and take out some of my frustrations...

Milhouse: Can you tell Lisa Simpson that I.... I..... Love her?

Sideshow Bob: Oh rest assured, you little twerp, if I ever find her, I will destroy her for thwarting my many brilliant schemes. She's on my list, right after Bart.... Bart... Bart... BART SIMPSON!!!

*Sideshow Bob goes into a blind rage and stabs Milhouse over and over and over again, live on camera*

Homer Simpson: What did I miss? Oh look the football game is on. Sweet.



Sasaki Kojiro (Milhouse Van Houten) is dead.

Murder number two:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Marge Simpson: I would like to speak to Mayor Quimby, please.

Secretary: Let me connect your call, please hold.

Marge: Of course!

Male voice: This is "Diamond" Joe Quimby. How may I uh... be of service?

Marge: This is Marge Simpson. I am calling because you ordered over one thousand pretzels from the Pretzel Wagon for your inauguration, and according to my records, you didn't pay. Would you be willing to make a payment over the phone or send me a check?

Quimby: Actually, I uh... thought my assistant was going to err aahhh handle that. Right now I am uh... polling the electorate.

Unknown female voice: (giggles)

Quimby: Quiet, Porche.

Marge: I'll have you know, mister Mayor, that my family needs that money and will be very upset if you don't send us the money. PLEASE, PLEASE send us the money.

Quimby: Can I pay you in singles, sweetie?

Marge: Don't call me sweetie!

Quimby: I wasn't talking to you! What do you say err ah Porche will you and Lexus do that thing I told you to do?

Porche: Okay!

Marge: Mister mayor, it is vitally important that you pay us! Stop spending money on.... ladies of the evening... and fulfill your financial obligations!

*click*

Marge: Hello??? Hello??? Oh dear... oh dear.... oh dear.... This is bad. This is very bad. Fat Tony is going to kill me. I didn't want to do this, and I hope I never, ever have to do this again...

*Marge pulls the gun out of her purse from the "Cartridge Family" episode.*

Mayor Quimby was found shot to death the next day.


Death is Yonder (Mayor Quimby) is dead over yonder.

Murder number three:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Krusty the Clown: Yeah, send him in.

Otto Mann: Woah, where am I? Heyyy mann... I saw you on TV. You're Crunchy the clown!

Krusty: Close enough. Did you get the medication I requested?

Otto: Suuure man, I got some quality stuff. I got the red ones, the green ones, the dark red ones, and the blue ones. There's also this olive colored one which is really funky, and there's a purple one that you should only take on special occasions, and a Magenta colored one which is like, all of them combined. It's crazy mann.... Oh, and of course, I also got some of the wacky tobacco. This is stuff you can really party with while listening to Led Zeppelin.

Krusty: Great. I think I'll take one of the red ones, and a cigarette.

Otto: Okay man, but how are you going to pay for all this? There's got to be a year's worth of stuff here. It's going to cost you!

Krusty: Actually, it's going to cost you....

Krusty hits Otto over the head with a comedy sledgehammer, smashing his skull to pieces


Greyblades (Otto Mann) is killed

Murder number four:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Abraham Simpson was walking back to the Springfield Retirement Castle from the drug store, when suddenly a hoodlum driving a bumper car smashed into him on the sidewalk.

Nelson Muntz was wearing a Pickelhaube, a spiked German helmet from world war I, and he lowered his head and rammed it into Abe Simpson's backside, then drove off in his bumper car, with a characteristic "HA HA!!!"

Abe Simpson was wounded, badly, but he was wearing Life Alert and was sent to Springfield Hospital where he was operated on, treated and released.

No one died from this murder attempt.

A telephone rang.

Anonymous: Hello?

Male voice: This is Johnny Tightlips. I just wanted you to know everything is going according to plan, except for that one survivor. Perhaps this Nelson Muntz isn't as skilled a henchman as we thought.

Anonymous: I understand. See to it that the activities tomorrow go more smoothly, my friend.

Johnny Tightlips: I am afraid I cannot help you in dis matter. I am still in Sicily and I am under orders not to get involved.

Anonymous: Oh very well. Tell my soldiers to do this old Italian stereotype a favor, and make sure that the entire town of Springfield will belong to me within the month. I have-a big plans for the place. It will be like Las Vegas, nothing but casinoes and stripper bars and fine Italian restaurants.

Johnny Tightlips: Oh, but Don, you're not a stereotype.

Anonymous: Yes, I know it, I am. It'sa all right. I don'ta mind. As long as Springfield belongs to my family, I don't care what people say about me. I can always make-a them disappear.

Johnny Tightlips: I'll keep in contact. Ciao, Don.

Anonymous: Ciao.

__________Summary____________

Sasaki Kojiro was murdered
Death is Yonder was murdered
Greyblades was murdered
One player survived a murder attempt

[Reenk Roink]

Owned Sasaki.

[Greyblades]

Ah crud.
If you need replacements im willing.

[A Very Super Market]

So desperate, eh?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Alive: 36


777Ares777
AVSM
AggonyDuck
Beefy
Boudica
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
Diana Abnoba
El Diablo
Fixiwee
GeneralHankerchief
Glenn
GobbledyGook
Ichigo
Ituralde
Jolt
KarlXII
Khazaar
LittleGrizzly
Lord Winter
Navarro
NorthNovas
Olavi
Psychonaut
Quintus.JC
Reenk Roink
Shinseikhaan
SplitPersonality
Taka
TheFlax
Tristan de Castelreng
Warman
White_eyes
YLC
Yoyoma1910
shlin28

Lynched: (1)

pevergreen- Luigi Risotto (as Comic Book Guy)

Murdered: (3)

Death is Yonder- Mayor Quimby
Sasaki Kojiro- Milhouse Van Houten
Greyblades- Otto Mann



Begin Day Two. All votes should be in 48 hours from now, but I may end this round at midnight that day as well, which is an additional 2 hours or so.

[Greyblades]

Its an ATPG game and I got murdered first turn, what do you think?

[Beefy187]

Vote: Warman

Out lawing Beer? I think not!!

[Reenk Roink]

Vote: boudica

I investigated her and she was guilty.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Now tell us the real reason you want her dead.

[Captain Blackadder]

Vote Boudica

A claimed investigator is good enough for me at this point. However should she be innocent Reenk is going to lynched.

[Reenk Roink]

Now tell us the real reason you want her dead.

I investigated her and she was guilty.

[GeneralHankerchief]

See, I would normally believe this... if this were anyone but Reenk saying so. This isn't to say that Reenk is guilty, he may just be doing his own thing, as usual.