Large Simpsons Mafia Game- The Treehouse of Horror [Concluded]

[GeneralHankerchief]

If you guys want to ignore my explanation posts for acting the way I did, then more power to ya. But I'll have you note that Reenk is manipulating you yet again by acting offended after Chaotix attacked his playstyle, even though he's done so in the past (final round of GF3) and then said afterwards that it was just a ploy.

[Thermal]

Vote: Psychonaut

For retaliating to a bandwagon.

unvote
vote: karlX

For addressing someone talking about bandwagons

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote: BandWagonMan

It's about time you paid for all those bandwagons. it's all your fault!

[Captain Blackadder]

damn him damn him to hell

BANDWAGONMAN

[Greyblades]

Hey if your having trouble RP'ing I found a load of online episodes here.

Oh bull **** the site has been shut down.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

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Darn those law abiding companies to heck!

[Thermal]

those barstools!






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[Greyblades]

Be quiet!. Do you realy think it was a coincdence that it was closed afew days after I posted the link?

[KarlXII]

unvote
vote: karlX

For addressing someone talking about bandwagons

unvote
vote:Thermal Mercury

For addressing someone voting for the someone talking about bandwagons.

[A Very Super Market]

Blow up: Everyone

For making the whole thing overblown.

[Chaotix]

I am back, but there is virtually no new discussion. Therefore, because I have other things to do, I take my leave.

[Askthepizzaguy]

round is ending in just a few minutes. Can I get a tally>?

[A Very Super Market]

Vote: GH

[GeneralHankerchief]

Unvote: Captain Blackadder
Vote: Reenk

I'm not leaving this up to chance, sorry.

[GeneralHankerchief]

D'oh.

Well, for the record, I *was* innocent.

[Askthepizzaguy]

It was going to be a tie, and I am not sure how to proceed. I don't want to bother with a runoff.
Sudden death would obviously and unfairly favor GH,
Double Lynch.... I hate double lynch.
No lynch? I don't think so, that wasn't the majority vote.


Thinking.


Edit: Ok, so it seems like GH got a vote.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Has GH been lynched this round? If not then he should be next round...

[A Very Super Market]

I was sneaky..

[Askthepizzaguy]

All votes should be in 48 hours from now, but I may end this round at midnight that day as well, which is an additional 2 hours or so.

Ok, well according to my own rules, GH is getting a bonus minute. Midnight is technically 12:00, and that means the round ended at 12:00, not 11:59. I had thought I made it clear it was 11:59, but in a close situation like this, I have to go with my own precedent, which was explicitly stated in my own posts.

For the record, I'd like the round to end cleanly at 11:59, but this one is my own fault.

I think that means it is still tied, but in a case this close, there is a mandatory re-check of the tally from the beginning of the round. I need help rechecking and I'm not kidding, someone help me re-check.

I am counting GH's vote.

[Reenk Roink]

I accept my fate.

Than you for the game Atpg.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The results have yet to be determined, Reenk. Care to assist me in the recount?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Ok, well according to my own rules, GH is getting a bonus minute. Midnight is technically 12:00, and that means the round ended at 12:00, not 11:59. I had thought I made it clear it was 11:59, but in a close situation like this, I have to go with my own precedent, which was explicitly stated in my own posts.

For the record, I'd like the round to end cleanly at 11:59, but this one is my own fault.

I think that means it is still tied, but in a case this close, there is a mandatory re-check of the tally from the beginning of the round. I need help rechecking and I'm not kidding, someone help me re-check.

I am counting GH's vote.

Reenk is ahead then, because thermal unvoted.

[Reenk Roink]

The results have yet to be determined, Reenk. Care to assist me in the recount?

What I understood was:

Beefy tied it, Ares unvoting untied it in GH's favor. AVSM voting retied it but GH voting at the last second once again pushed me on top.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Well, ok. I just want you to get a fair count, is all, Reenk. Everyone seems to think the tally is with you ahead. But there will be a recount. I'll get on your lynch writeup in the meantime, while a volunteer recounts it.

If this judgment is fair, let me know, if there are any complaints, please address them to me now. I don't want a fuzzy judgment to impair anyone's fun in this game. Seriously, I'd rather let it go to a no-lynch than lynch someone unfairly.


I will also accept all night actions starting now, and it is night phase.

[Askthepizzaguy]

AVSM- apparently we have a problem with your vote. You did not unvote before you voted for GH. That's a bad vote. Ordinarily, I'd disregard that, but... this is basically a life or death thing. It decides the course of things in a game. Remember to unvote.

Are there any other voting discrepancies ? This rule also would apply in Reenk's favor. Let's get a clean judgment call on this vote.

[GeneralHankerchief]

My personal tally had it 9-9 with AVSM in the GH category. Because ATPG ruled that his last-minute change was invalid, I now score it as 10-8 Reenk.

-edit- I'm pretty sure that the people that had Reenk ahead by one accidentally put AVSM as voting for both of us because he failed to specify the unvote.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Reenk Roink: 9 (Glenn, Jolt, AVSM, Diana, shlin28, YLC, QJC, Chaotix,navarro)
GH: 8 (White_eyes, Reenk Roink, Lord Winter, Ichigo, Captain Blackadder, Boudica,greyblades,beefy)

It was at this shortly before deadline...then avsm switched to GH and GH voted reenk. If both count then it's tied.

Personally I don't care as I find it suspicious that avsm would switch at the last minute, and GH is suspicious as well. They both need to die at some point.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Day Two:

An election supervisor, appointed to replace Mayor Quimby, stood in city hall with his watch about to strike midnight to end all voting. The Squeaky Voiced Teen stood there and started to speak: "Okay... looks like the round will end right about....." A hand put a vote into the ballot box just before the deadline. "...now." said the Teen. There was some commotion about whether that last vote got in on time, and so a hand recount was started. Waylon Smithers grumbled as the votes were counted, and the initial results seemed to not go in his favor. He stood up, walked over to the election supervisor, and said: "You can put a stop to this recount right now. I just want to tell my sweetheart that I love him."

Waylon Smithers walked up to Charles Montgomery Burns, got down on his knees, and grabbed his friend and mentor's hand. "Mister Burns... I've served you faithfully as your assistant for over 20 years. I've doted on you, cared for you, and I've been your most trusted adviser. It has been my pleasure to be at your beck and call, day and night, and stand up for you in sickness and in health. I know that my feelings for you will never, ever be mutual... but deep down inside, my heart will always long for you, I will always care for you, and I will always desire that thing which I can never have. You are my inspiration, you are my most treasured and beloved one, and I feel that in this, my final hour, I have no longer any reason to hold back my true feelings for you. You are a work of art that I have admired since the day we met. I love everything about you, from your smooth balding head, to your gentle back hump, your soft, sensuous lips, and your enchanting musk. You have the delicate hands of an angel, you carry yourself like the finest gentleman in the world. You are passionate, daring, bold, and decisive. You are a brilliant man and my greatest teacher. You have allowed me to stay in your magnificent home, and though I must always return to my apartment filled with Malibu Stacy dolls and pink wallpaper, I always log on to my computer and I am greeted by that most tantalizing of welcoming sounds:

"Hello.... Smithers.... You're...Quite...Good...At...........Turning...Me...On."

I breathe a sigh of affection whenever I hear this, and I keep a box of tissues nearby to wipe away my.... err... tears. My darling angel, my beloved one, my iron-willed, sweet, sensitive, and caring man... I will always and forever, deeply, passionately, and eternally love you. I love you sir! I LOVE YOU MISTER BURNS!!! I LOVE YOU.... CHARLES MONTGOMERY BURNS!!!"

Clancy Wiggum and his crew of police officers dragged him off to be executed, with Mr. Burns looking slightly confused and embarrassed. "Well thank you for making our last few moments together socially awkward." said Burns. Professor Frink stepped forward to unveil his latest invention.

Frink: Well, according to my calculations, the funniest way for this... err ah... person to be executed would be feeding him too many bananas until he explodes. So, what I've invented is the FRINXECTIONER 3000. This device will strap the uh.... victim down on this table on his hands and knees, and this apparatus here will hold his back, neck, and head in place while we feed him the bananas. Everyone here will take turns shoving their bananas into his mouth, while the FRINK-O-BLASTER covers him with hot marshmallow sauce for no apparent reason. M'GOY. This button here causes the entire thing to vibrate, and this switch plays "Endless Love". I'm not sure why I put that in there, but the more buttons a device has, the cooler and more useful it is. I'm also pretty sure it gets HBO and has a supercomputer attached to it here so that it can calculate the precise frequency of vibration for each victim, such that they will explode when the final banana is shoved deep inside their mouth. GOYVIN-GLAVIN!!!

Waylon Smithers: "I'd be fine with that. Strap me in and let it rip!"

And so the entire town took turns shoving their bananas inside Smithers mouth. Finally, Monty Burns came up, barely able to hold on to his banana with his infant-like strength, and he tried to peel it for Smithers.

Monty Burns: "Smithers, one last favor if you would please... peel my banana."

Waylon Smithers: "I've been waiting for 20 years for you to ask me this. Since I have my hands strapped down, I'll have to use my mouth.

Monty Burns: "Okay then, here's my banana, put it in your mouth Smithers while I give it a good tug."


Just then, Smithers exploded, without ever having the banana in his mouth. He died with a smile on his face.








Alive: 35


777Ares777
AVSM
AggonyDuck
Beefy
Boudica
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
Diana Abnoba
El Diablo
Fixiwee
GeneralHankerchief
Glenn
GobbledyGook
Ichigo
Ituralde
Jolt
KarlXII
Khazaar
LittleGrizzly
Lord Winter
Navarro
NorthNovas
Olavi
Psychonaut
Quintus.JC
Shinseikhaan
SplitPersonality
Taka
TheFlax
Tristan de Castelreng
Warman
White_eyes
YLC
Yoyoma1910
shlin28

Lynched: (2)

pevergreen- Luigi Risotto (as Comic Book Guy)
Reenk Roink- Waylon Smithers

Murdered: (3)

Death is Yonder- Mayor Quimby
Sasaki Kojiro- Milhouse Van Houten
Greyblades- Otto Mann


Night two- orders to me by 11:59 my time, which is Eastern USA Daylight savings time. (GMT-5) (let's get it right this time.)

[A Very Super Market]

How about GH dies first? Seems to me that Reenk was innocent.

Although he did lie about being a cop..

[Diana Abnoba]

What is this G rated porn, you are a sick,sick man pizza (that's why I like ya).
Seriously, great write up, perfect death for Smithers. (true love)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Sometimes a banana is just a banana, sweetie.

The only thing which makes it seem horribly wrong is your own brain, so don't blame me. I intended it to be taken in the most tasteful manner. [/DOUBLE ENTENDRE]