Large Simpsons Mafia Game- The Treehouse of Horror [Concluded]

[Beefy187]

take some Seirogan (by taiko pharm, its really effective against stomache pains) ;)

It works but apparently it causes cancer

Sorry for thread blatant thread hijacking. Lifes tough for Yakuza...

[A Very Super Market]

BAH! MAFIA!!!!

Anyways....... I say we lynch Warman.

[Beefy187]

Is warman still in the game? Or did he get replaced by someone?

[LittleGrizzly]

Warmans gone... but don't worry.. I think he was replaced by sasaki!

This means we get to lynch sasaki!!

*much applause heard around sprinfield*

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Warmans gone... but don't worry.. I think he was replaced by sasaki!

This means we get to lynch sasaki!!

*much applause heard around sprinfield*

Wrong game

[taka]

It works but apparently it causes cancer

Sorry for thread blatant thread hijacking. Lifes tough for Yakuza...

serious?

[LittleGrizzly]

Wrong game

D'oh!

errm i mean... aww crap...

[Askthepizzaguy]

I just got back from a nice grocery trip, and I am delighted to see I have all the night actions.

Shall I proceed with the writeup?

[Thermal]

I just got back from a nice grocery trip, and I am delighted to see I have all the night actions.

Shall I proceed with the writeup?

The Lord casts a thunder bolt signaling the continuation & the write up*

[LittleGrizzly]

Umm... I can't see why not...

Unless I am to be killed... In which case I feel I deserve the chance to do the bartman one last time...

[Beefy187]

serious?

Yup, Seirogun has substenses which causes cancer. At least thats what I heard.

Though I won't stop using them.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yup, Seirogun has substenses which causes cancer. At least thats what I heard.

Though I won't stop using them.

Beefy, I'd like you to please spend an hour or two on a project I am working on. Basically, I pay you some undetermined amount of US currency, and you cure cancer. If you cure cancer, you get the money, and if not, I send you a consolation prize: my personal thanks for the attempt.

[Beefy187]

Beefy, I'd like you to please spend an hour or two on a project I am working on. Basically, I pay you some undetermined amount of US currency, and you cure cancer. If you cure cancer, you get the money, and if not, I send you a consolation prize: my personal thanks for the attempt.

While I do have lots of things I want to do in my life, and curing cancer is one of them, more then that I would like to be a teacher.

But thats different topic and I'm really sorry for going off topic.

We wait for your write up

[Greyblades]

What I want is to be able to draw this well, but I digress, 20 bucks says sasaki is murderd.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

What I want is to be able to draw this well, but I digress, 20 bucks says sasaki is murderd.

I'll take that bet...in fact, I'll put 30 bucks on me not getting murdered on any of the next three nights.

[Greyblades]

Your on.

[LittleGrizzly]

Ill take sasaki's bet and split the profits with some helpful mafia player...

You can of course trust me to split the money and not reveal your identity

PM me to confirm the plan

[Greyblades]

Do you realy beleve the mafia is that gullible?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Your on.

[LittleGrizzly]

Well they are obviously not going to fall for it now you have pointed it out....

Fool proof plan foiled!

FoS Greyblades for stopping mafia finding activitys!!

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warning: the above may contain instances of sarcasm

[Greyblades]

Warning the above spoiler may contain instances of stating the obvious.

[LittleGrizzly]

Stupid questions get stupid answers, good questions get good answers, obvious questions get...

[Askthepizzaguy]

I am doing the writeup but it is hard!!! I'm only 60% done....

[Thermal]

I am doing the writeup but it is hard!!! I'm only 60% done....

yarda yarda


Gives him the bible to copy out of*

[LittleGrizzly]

Damn how many people are you killing off... this is longer than Chaotix's write up the other night...

[Chaotix]

Damn how many people are you killing off... this is longer than Chaotix's write up the other night...

Long write-ups are fun, but they sure do take forever to write! This one better be good, if you're taking longer than I did...

[A Very Super Market]

Couldn't you make a template beforehand? Not criticizing, just asking.

[LittleGrizzly]

This one better be good, if you're taking longer than I did...

Your one had pretty pictures and everything...

I expect something special!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Night Two

Greetings, Bob.

This is your brother, Cecil.

Are you daft? I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to accomplish. He's just an old man, and an accident-prone one at that. If your goal is to take out everyone in Springfield, this... mole person is not the way to go about it. He's bound to die on his own anyway. However, I suppose you do know what you're doing. Why not go after your hated nemesis; Bart Simpson? Or perhaps Lisa? In fact, everyone in the Simpson family should go down. They have interfered in our plans too many times to be kept alive. By the time you get this letter, it will be too late anyway, but I felt the need to voice my concerns. If you wish to exact revenge against the people of Springfield, I suggest you look at the people who have foiled you so many times in the past. Once they are dead, the rest of Springfield will fall like dominoes.

Speaking of dominoes, there aren't any games here worth playing. The only person capable of beating me at chess in this dusty prison is me, and I've memorized the solution to checkers. There are no books to read, except religious pamphlets, and I think you know how I feel about that. I've been attempting to fashion a rudimentary explosive device and break out of this cell, but the only explosives I've been able to make involve chewing gum, tobacco juice, lighters, human hair, and copious amounts of nitroglycerin. Of course, all the other ingredients would be unnecessary if I could just get more nitroglycerin, which I am fresh out of. The bomb as it is currently assembled wouldn't blow apart a soda can, and it doesn't even burn that well.

I've learned to avoid singing opera in the showers, because the other inmates weren't very kind to me. I still can't sit down. Get me out of this wretched little rat hole, and soon, dear brother.

-Cecil Terwilliger

Murder number one:

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Hans Moleman was driving his AMC Gremlin home from the grocery store, where he bought a 1/2 gallon of milk and 11 eggs, all of them cracked from dropping them multiple times. His car swerved into a ditch, rolled to a safe and gentle stop, nearly hitting a tree. Moleman was safe.

Hans Moleman: "ooh dear.... hit another speed bump.... ohhhh... Now there is egg all over my lovely car... my beautiful car... ohhh nooooo... I'll never get a car this reliable agaaaaaaiiiinnnn..... I just made my last payment."

Just then, the radio crackled to life.

Sideshow Bob: Greetings, you elderly simpleton. This is Robert Underdunk Terwilliger. I trust you've enjoyed your stay here on Earth. However, you have failed to pay your rent, and so I must evict you. If you are a religious man, I will give you ten seconds to pray to your God or gods. If you are not, allow me to entertain you with my rendition of the HMS Pinafore.

For he himself has said it
And it's clearly to his credit
That he is an english man...
He remains an EEeeeEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeee......English Man!!

Thank you... thank you..... and Goodbye!"

Hans Moleman: That was lovely.



BOOOOOOM!!!!!

Hans Moleman: Oh dear... I'm on fire.... that's probably not very good. Nurse? Can someone help me please? oooooohhhh.... I need to go lie down.

Hans Moleman was murdered. And yet, somehow, he is still alive.

Murder number two:

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Homer Simpson was sitting on his couch, and he opened a can of beer. It exploded all over his face, (D'oh!) and he was very angry.

Homer: GRRRRRRR!!!!!! BART!!! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE!!!!

Nelson Muntz was outside the window, and he said "HA HA!!!"

Homer Simpson: "Why you little...!"

Nelson Muntz: "Hey grandpa, how did you get so slow and fat? Oh, no, I'd better run or else you're going to get me! BOO HOOO!!!"

Homer Simpson: I'll smash you good!
(he leaps out of the window with amazing grace and determination, for a fat man. His landing was less graceful, because he landed on a rake.)

Homer Simpson: OOOOWWWW!!!

Nelson Muntz: "Betcha can't catch me, doofus! By the way, I stole all your beer and I burned all your playboys."

Homer Simpson: Not my secret stash! No one steals my beer!!!

Nelson dashed to the backyard, where he pelted Homer with water balloons.

Homer Simpson: "D'oh!" *splash* "D'oh!" *splash* "D'oh!" *splash* "D'oh!" *splash* "D'oh!"

Neslon Muntz started climbing the ladder of the treehouse. "By the way, I filled those balloons with pee. Hope you don't mind, flabby!"

Homer Simpson's face grew blood red, and he ran faster than he ever had before, even when he was trying to strangle Bart Simpson for lying about being a genius and cheating on an IQ test. He was just about to catch Nelson but the kid squirmed out of his grip and up into the treehouse.
Huffing and puffing, Homer managed to climb the ladder and looked around for the little twerp. He looked and Nelson was standing in a corner, holding a B-B gun.

Nelson Muntz: Say good night, Simpson!

*Bang* Homer Simpson was shot in the face, and reeled in pain.

Homer Simpson: OOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!

He fell out of the treehouse and on his way to the ground, let out one final, whimpering, painful-

Homer: "D'oh...."

CRACK!!!

Homer Simpson's neck was snapped by the impact. Homer Simpson (Shinseikhaan) is dead.

Murder number three:

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Cletus Spuckler was at home with his 44 children. Brandine was sorting the mail.

Brandine: "Bill..... bill.... bill.... overdue.... third notice.... nothin' but garbage here. Oh goody! Our welfare check. And lookie here, thar what were a coupon in the mail. Says kids eat free at The Frying Dutchman."

Cletus Spuckler: "Kids, get in the trucks and the trailers. We're eatin' seafood ageeeen. Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Qbert, Phil... and all the rest of yall move it."

.....they drive to the Frying Dutchman....

Squeaky Voiced Teen: Can I *help* the next person in line *please*.

Cletus: Yeah I what were saw dis coupon in der mail, and I come to feed all my kids for free. I got ID cards an' birth certificates for all of them. Gimme 100 Seafood platters for free, 12 boxes of freedom fries, and 6 crates of Cherry Cola. As for me and Brandine, we'll split a fish sandwich."

Squeaky Voiced Teen: "That will be a dollar fifty."

Captain McCallister: WHAT? I'll be ruined you idiot! YARRR!!! It's supposed to say "limit 4 children per coupon".

Cletus: Oh don't worry I got a bunch of them coupons saved up. Here's your buck fifty.

Captain McCallister: Sure, uh... just come on in the back. I want to show you the meat grinder. Yar.

Cletus: Sure! I always wanted to see where meat comes from.

Sea Captain: Why don't you lean over and see it more closely.... watch the meat come out.
(McCallister turns on the massive grinder)

Cletus: I don't see nothin coming!

Sea Captain: I guess not, you idiot.

*bumps Cletus into the meat grinder*



Cletus Spuckler (Tristan de Castelreng) is murdered by the Sea Captain.

Murder number four

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Professor Frink: Well, you see Krusty, I have managed to create a burger that tastes, smells, and feels exactly like a burger made out of meat, meat by products, carcinogenic compounds, ashes, ground up plastic, rat droppings, and filler... your basic Krusty Burger... and it's made out of easily grown, healthy vegetables, and some artificial flavoring.. How much did you say you were willing to pay for the recipe?

Krusty the Clown: Nada. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Nothing you little twerp.

Professor Frink: Well... m'hay... that's very confuseling. I am not sure why you'd want me to tell you my BRILLIANT plan to change the Krusty Burger franchise into a health food chain, for the low, low price of only 12 billion dollars.

Krusty: Does this help explain?

*gunshot*

Professor Frink: GOYVIN GLAVIN!!!

Krusty: Yeah, whatever, you Jerry Lewis wannabe.



Professor Frink (Ituralde) was murdered.

Murder number five:

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Kang: Very interesting... I see an earthling who looks mighty delicious. Kodos, full stop.

Kodos: Did you vote for me, by the way?

Kang: Shut up, that reference doesn't even apply here. We get it, you've seen the Simpsons. Shut the heck up already! WE GET IT! Homer Simpson said "don't blame me, I voted for Kodos." First of all, it's not original to just rip off material, and all these episode references are lost on the non-Simpsons fans. So get out the cookbook which says "How to cook for forty humans" on its very very dusty cover, covered in space dust.

Kodos: Affirmative. Time to cook the humans.

Kang: Transportermogrification complete. The human known as Marge Simpson is now in the holding cell.

(they enter the room with the holding cell)

Marge Simpson: What are you going to do to me? Are you going to probe me? Fine, let's get it over with.

Kang and Kodos: NOOOOOOO!!!!

Kang: We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.

Kodos: We're just going to eat you, foolish human.

Marge Simpson: Well that's not very nice. You should be ashamed of yourselves. You're supposed to be a superior, enlightened civilization, but you insist on capturing innocent sentient life forms and cooking them! What would your MOTHERS think?

Kang: Hmmm.... pathetic human is correct. This seems wrong.

Kodos: Very well. You have shown us the error of our ways. We will release you, human.

Kang (releasing the forcefield): We will make peace with you humans. Apparently we "misunderestimated" you.

Marge Simpson: Aww.... oh come here... let me show you human compassion.

(Marge pulls out a rifle and shoots Kang)

BLAM!

Kodos: Awesome. I'm still alive! The human race obviously favors Kodos after all! So much for the electoral process!

Marge Simpson: From the bottom of my heart, and I speak for the entire human race... die you grotesque and hideous blob of green goo!

Kodos: D'oh!!!

BLAM!





Kang and Kodos (KarlXII) were murdered by Marge Simpson.

-----------------Summary-----------------

Shinseikhaan was murdered by Neslon Muntz
Tristan de Castelreng was murdered by The Sea Captain
Ituralde was murdered by Krusty the Clown
KarlXII was murdered by Marge Simpson
One player survived a murder.

Alive: 31


777Ares777
AVSM
AggonyDuck
Beefy
Boudica
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix
Diana Abnoba
El Diablo
Fixiwee
GeneralHankerchief
Glenn
GobbledyGook
Ichigo
Jolt
Khazaar
LittleGrizzly
Lord Winter
Navarro
NorthNovas
Olavi
Psychonaut
Quintus.JC
SplitPersonality
Taka
TheFlax Greyblades
Warman Beaver
White_eyes
YLC
Yoyoma1910
shlin28

Lynched: (2)

pevergreen- Luigi Risotto (as Comic Book Guy)
Reenk Roink- Waylon Smithers

Murdered: (7)

Death is Yonder- Mayor Quimby
Sasaki Kojiro- Milhouse Van Houten
Greyblades- Otto Mann
Shinseikhaan- Homer Simpson
Tristan de Castelreng- Cletus Spuckler
Ituralde- Professor Frink
KarlXII- Kang and Kodos



Begin Day Three. Day ends on 23:59, April 18th, (GMT-5) all votes should be in by then. Try not to cut it close like last time.

[Jolt]

Vote: LittleGrizzly

Let's call it Joltitution.