I don't know what to say other then I am guilty of lurking.
I find it difficult to jump in for the sake of a post. I have no witty reply to defend myself. I have been trying to follow the cast of characters but really have no productive information to add.
This round will not end at 2359 tonight. If the moderators need to close this thread, I understand, but I am feeling violently ill. I cannot do the writeups tonight. Give me another 24 hours please.
Originally Posted by Diana Abnoba: Just kidding, but thought he might be too excited to be back and slip up and tell us.
Considering its like 6 in the morning here when you posted that, I think I wouldn't slip up, I would be going to school . Anyway, role play shouldn't be our focus at the moment, we should be concentrating on clues to lynch the mafia. On a side note: Do you honestly think Sideshow Bob will come out and say this ? Eeeheheheheh, I'm FREE, Bart Simpson and his family of no good buffoons must die. OOh, I'm so going to make that little twerp pay.
Haven't watched Simpson in quite a while
@ Pizza: Get well soon, the game needs an eloquent story writer and someone to dictate the mafia's will , so as to achieve more write up clues... get good rest , we understand
Originally Posted by Northnovas: I don't know what to say other then I am guilty of lurking.
I find it difficult to jump in for the sake of a post. I have no witty reply to defend myself. I have been trying to follow the cast of characters but really have no productive information to add.
Vote: abstain
Lurking is rather bad for town, in previous games when the die is cast and the last few townies are left, when it is not the final decision, the townies oft lynch the lurkers to reduce their suspects in the final and CRUCIAL last round. This is why I prefer to get rid of the lurkers now. Additionally, did you not see Fixiwee A.K.A. Marge Simpson the killer lurking to victory? There is no need to follow the cast of characters, only the write ups
Do double check the tallies, it is rather tiresome to keep track of them all round long , perhaps when you VOTE you could do us tally keepers a favor and copy the previous tally... and add your vote of course.
Originally Posted by Chaotix27: Hope you're feeling better, ATPG. Whatever you had yesterday sounds quite nasty.
Indeed. I am not yet fully recovered, and need to take frequent breaks from the computer. Don't click, I warned you.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Imagine all your joints and muscles aching painfully, running a temperature, and feeling your stomach turn into one large, stiff, immovable mass of pain and vomiting. Felt like I had swallowed an entire pig and it was not only motionless in my stomach, it was excreting filth out my mouth.
Get some rest... (my buddy had a cold recently and he almost passed out on the floor, when his fever broke....) It's funny because he called me "weak" when I said a Fever+Vomiting=bad news....now I get to see him suffer
Originally Posted by White_eyes:D: Get some rest... (my buddy had a cold recently and he almost passed out on the floor, when his fever broke....) It's funny because he called me "weak" when I said a Fever+Vomiting=bad news....now I get to see him suffer
Sounds like a nice buddy you have there, White_eyes... lol
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy: Indeed. I am not yet fully recovered, and need to take frequent breaks from the computer. Don't click, I warned you.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Imagine all your joints and muscles aching painfully, running a temperature, and feeling your stomach turn into one large, stiff, immovable mass of pain and vomiting. Felt like I had swallowed an entire pig and it was not only motionless in my stomach, it was excreting filth out my mouth.
Originally Posted by Peverpurple: Mental note: "Peverpurple" is Ares is Thermal Mercury is 77777777777777777777777777777777777 is zombie smuggler is aries777777.
The people of Springfield gathered together once more to find the murdering scumbags among them, at city hall. City hall had become a joke; there was no mayor, no police chief, no legitimate government of any kind. However, Krusty the Clown was still a Congressman, and Mary Bailey was still the Governor, so the place still had some semblance of being an American town. Krusty stood in front of the crowd, and said a few words.
"All right you schmucks. Since you idiots will be lost without me, I'll be taking over this town and I will be the law and order around here. I want that vote tally up here, pronto!"
Lisa Simpson had been keeping track of all the votes, and with a groan, she realized that it was all over.
Lisa Simpson: This might have been done democratically, but without a fair trial and the rights of the individual respected, this form of so-called justice is still a farce and you all should be ashamed of yourselves for voting to lynch a little girl. The constitution of the United States prohibits this sort of treatment to any citizen, and a violation of my rights in this matter....
Krusty the Clown: Shaddap! Shut your face already, your shrill voice is making me feel sick to my stomach! Now, here comes the fun part... how shall we execute a smarty pants like Lisa Simpson?
The crowd murmured... no one could really come up with a funny way to execute a little girl. Certainly not in a way which would please a crowd. Besides, Lisa Simpson was too likable a character... the audience would be far too sympathetic to her cause.
Lisa Simpson: May I remind you that you people have failed to execute a criminal for several days now? You've put several innocent people to their deaths and you've shown no remorse! You should be ashamed of yourselves. You've also failed to lynch anyone besides a simple henchman! Isn't it clear to you now that the people who so often get put on the chopping block get put there by the mafia themselves? That they would defend each other from death? Look and see! You will find your culprits! Or perhaps you will find them hiding themselves from having their votes matter! Imagine if you will how pointless it is to vote for someone who won't get lynched that day... what sort of person would do that? And what about the people who abstain from voting at this late hour! Don't they have any idea who to vote for yet?
Krusty the Clown: Yeah, what's your point? Basically, you're saying that half the town is suspicious of being mafia.
Lisa Simpson: Exactly my point! The mafia are doing a darn good job working together, and soon, the town of Springfield will be annihilated! Think carefully before you proceed any further!
Krusty: *groans* Listen, kid... you need to get out more, relax, it's just a game.
Lisa Simpson: No! No! It's not a game! People's lives are on the line here! You must stop the mafia before they destroy us all! They are about to outnumber the town and there's no stopping them! Listen, I've devised a foolproof system of detecting the mafia, it's called "SkyNet" and I can use it to pinpoint exactly who the mafia are! Well, some of the time! It beats random guessing! Now if you'll all just stand aside and let me do all the work myself, and follow me unquestioningly, I can defeat the mafia single-handedly! I'm just so brave and smart and you can't win without me!
*Lisa starts pointing at the people in the crowd*
Lisa Simpson: According to my exhaustive research from previous games, behavioral pattern analysis, and pattern recognition algorithms, I have determined that the following people are probably guilty, but, maybe they aren't guilty because sometimes I am wrong! You're guilty, and you're guilty, and you're guilty... especially you! You're guilty...
Krusty the Clown: Is she always like this? She's like some sort of Pizzaguy...
Maggie Simpson: *Suck suck* (nods in the affirmative)
Krusty the Clown: How about we lynch her first in almost every game. That might shut her up!
Maggie Simpson: *suck suck* (shakes her head "no")
Krusty the Clown: What about after she is dead?
Maggie Simpson: *suck suck* (makes a pattern with her wooden letter blocks. It reads: "EVEN WORSE")
Krusty the Clown: Oy Gevalt! Who invited this annoying little creep into our games?
Maggie Simpson: (makes a pattern with her wooden letter blocks: "ANDRES")
Krusty the Clown: Remind me to have a stern talk with him when he returns to the gameroom. Ok, I think this little Lisa Simpson twerp has done plenty for this town. Time to kill her!
Lisa Simpson: ...And YOU Krusty! You're also guilty!
Krusty the Clown: Yeah yeah, whatever kid. How did you figure THAT one out? Are you some sort of DETECTIVE or something?
Lisa Simpson: YES! YES! I WAS THE DETECTIVE YOU NUMBSKULLS!!!
Krusty the Clown: A detective reveal! We have our traitor, folks! KILL THE GIRL! SMASH HER SKULL! CHEW HER BONES!!!
Springfieldians: Must... kill... detective........ Must... kill.... detective.... Must... kill.... detective....
Krusty the Clown: Morons. No wonder they elected me, a murderous criminal, to Congress.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Lisa Simpson (Olavi), the Detective, was promptly strung up by the neck and hanged.
I would have made it funnier, but... it's still funny, just in a sad, depressing kind of way.
pevergreen- Luigi Risotto (as Comic Book Guy) Reenk Roink- Waylon Smithers LittleGrizzly- Bart Simpson Olavi- Lisa Simpson, the Detective
Murdered: (13)
Death is Yonder- Mayor Quimby
Sasaki Kojiro- Milhouse Van Houten
Greyblades- Otto Mann
Shinseikhaan- Homer Simpson
Tristan de Castelreng- Cletus Spuckler
Ituralde- Professor Frink
KarlXII- Kang and Kodos
Quintus.JC- Herman
GeneralHankerchief- Squeaky Voiced Teen
Psychonaut- Charles Montgomery Burns
A Very Super Market- Apu Nahassapeemapetilon
Lord Winter- Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
Captain Blackadder- Abraham Jay Simpson (as The Black Hand)
Retired Filthy Stinking Rich: (1)
Fixiwee- Marge Simpson (as Agnes Skinner)
Night Four begins now. You have less than 24 hours to get me your murders.
Oh my... , Olavi I would have thought that as the detective you would have posted MORE information... at least try to defend thyself... the town is heading down down. Our numbers are dwindling and the nightly kills are not. This does not bode well... Time to change our lurker policy I suppose?
We must now increase analysis output and decrease mafia input . Looks like plenty of mafia and SK left... just hope that if we somehow manage to pull through all of those the stonecutters don't massacre us... . Well pizza, looks like my mafia game record is about to be negative .