The Council of Villains- Large Mafia Game [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

LittleGrizzly: 9 (ATPG, Sasaki, Khazaar, Beefy, Diana, Navarro, Aggony, Olavi, yoyoma)
AggonyDuck: 3 (Glenn, LG, Fluffy)

So far as I know, this is the ACTUAL tally, Papa Bear. Not including funky double votes. And, also, if I might add:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Roar.

[Yoyoma1910]

Hey there funky turtle, get with the plan!
Don't say you don't know who I am.
Unlike all the others you made my first letter small,
But I'm the baddest-baddy-bad girl of them all!
So pay some respect to this candy for eyes,
And when you write "Yoyoma," capitalize!

[Askthepizzaguy]

And when you write "Yoyoma," capitalize!

I could always insist that everyone type out Askthepizzaguy, fully, with proper capitalization. I prefer to have a little leeway when addressing people by their handle, even permission to give them nicknames, assuming they aren't disrespectful. I've been called pizza dude, pizza, pizza man, Bowser, ATPGuy, ATPG, atpg, Atpg, and Leeroy Jenkins. It's Askthepizzaguy. A-s-k-t-h-e-p.... (err...something).... i..... z.... another z.... q.... another q.... a third q... and the Batman symbol.

I could always call you Yoda. Bring you greatness, such a name would.

[LittleGrizzly]

Looks like i forgot to bold my super vote anyway...

Super vote AggonyDuck

Besides voting to save yourself is always the right move... I figured it would be more honest to use my super vote now rather than right at the end of the round...

LittleGrizzly: 9 (ATPG, Sasaki, Khazaar, Beefy, Diana, Navarro, Aggony, Olavi, yoyoma)
AggonyDuck: 8 (Glenn, LG x 5, Fluffy)

[Yoyoma1910]

I did not say you had to call me "Yoyoma1910,"
I simply demand at least the same respect as the lesser beings: men.

[Greyblades]

What makes you think bowser respects humans let alone men?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Yeah well guess what... anyone who votes for AggonyDuck this round will be destroyed by order of the Koopa Troop. Not because I want to save AggonyDuck, heavens no. But seriously, DIE CLOWN.

Glenn, Fluffy, please remove your votes from AggonyDuck, under orders from the Koopa Kommander.


(Glenn, LG x 5, Fluffy) = 7 votes, not 8.

And Sasaki counts for two votes. making it 10.

[LittleGrizzly]

Think i was multiplying and adding to my original vote... forgot about sasaki's double vote as well...

Come on villians... 3 more votes to lynch a hero... besides everyone loves clowns don't they...?

[Greyblades]

No.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Come on villians... 3 more votes to lynch a hero... besides everyone loves clowns don't they...?

You know, if you would just be a good boy and die... I'll give you a Yoshi Cookie.


Too sweet for me, doesn't contain enough fungus.

[Splitpersonality]

Can we tally correctly, and hang this traitor already?

Despite my lack of a life I still have to read this :P

[Chaotix]

Can we tally correctly, and hang this traitor already?

Despite my lack of a life I still have to read this :P

This means my job is complete.

Round is going to end in 2 and a half hours: 7:00.

[Chaotix]

I did this one earlier once I saw LG was going to be lynched... more than ever, I suggest you listen to the music link... it will certainly set the atmosphere.

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Day 8

The next day, Eggman related to the Council what he had witnessed through the security cameras. After hearing about, and seeing the atrocities firsthand that Kefka had committed to his fellow villain, King Cobra, the Council began clamoring for his head. Kefka was clever, though. When they began interrogating him, he danced around all of their questions… he was Dancing Mad.

“Gwahahahar! That’s it! Now we’ve caught you, Kefka- or should I say, hero! Stand still while I wash that paint off your disguised face with my burning breath!”

“Hee, hee. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Why, look at me! You cannot possibly claim that I am not a villain, fools! I have poisoned the water supply of an entire city and killed thousands. I have destroyed the world that I hail from and killed MILLIONS.”

Ganondorf now spoke.

“Hmph. I agree with you, and I think Bowser has it all wrong. There is very little chance you are a hero in disguise, with the way you flayed the Cobra like that. A very evil move of you… and stylish as well. I like it.”

“Why, thank you. You’re not nearly as disgusting, confused, nor mentally challenged as you look, Ganondorf. At least I have one true villain who agrees with me here, a real… King of Evil, I might add.”

“I was not done yet. If you remember, we have had traitors who were not necessarily heroes, either. Might I point out that freak Dimentio again?”

“Dimentio. Hee hee hee! He wasn’t nearly as good at killing as I am. He only managed to get one of you guys, and that was only by controlling his mind! He was just a wannabe psychotic jester, not the real deal like myself.”

“You’re not helping your case. Do you even realize that?”

“No, I suppose not. But it hardly matters now. You are all doomed. You were doomed from the beginning, when you decided to bring me here. I am the greatest warrior in the history of history! I had no need for your petty doomsday machine! I AM a doomsday machine. I have been turned into a god in my lands. I could have killed you all where you stood on that first day, just for daring to distract me from my daily routine of killing, pillaging, and managing my own personal cult! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!”

Kefka broke out into a stream of maniacal laughter that lasted for at least a minute. When he finished, he continued his insane rant.

“-HHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…HA… hee, hee. Yes, I could’ve killed you all with the flick of a finger, because I am a GOD! But instead, in my wisdom, I decided that it would be more fun to kill you all night by night and watch you squirm in terror. I am the true evil, here, the evil that kills other lesser evils! None of you can even begin to call yourselves villains, none can hold a candle to my might! And now… the fun is gone for me. All that remains is rage. Rage that I will use to kill each and every one of you! But first… have a present! AHAHAHAAHAAA!”

Kefka raised his hands to the air, and giant bolts of lightning shot from his fingertips. They struck all of the machines and electrical equipment in the laboratory, causing many to explode. The Dimensional Scrambler was blown to pieces, and all of the lights went out, plunging the room into darkness. A few seconds later, the backup generator kicked in, turning the lights back on. Kefka was nowhere to be seen. But he was heard.

“HEE HEE HEE! Looking for me? You’d better watch out, because here I come!”

Fire rained from the ceiling, causing many villains to duck and cover. After it came a spinning, whirling figure, hurtling at a frightening speed towards the ground. Midway through it changed course, heading directly for Bowser, and striking him square in the face. Kefka hopped off the koopa, wiping turtle blood off of his shoe. Bowser lay on the floor, bloodied and unmoving.

The closest villain to Kefka, King Dedede, rushed towards him at full speed (however slow it was, due to his huge girth) with his hammer raised over his head. A second later, the hammer fell to the ground with a clatter, and Dedede followed with a thump, with a knife jabbed deep into his eye.

“Anyone ELSE want to challenge me, or will I have to go and confront you myself before I kill you?”

Several brave villains, Sephiroth, Ganondorf, and Meta Ridley included, answered the challenge, charging at Kefka from all directions. Meta Ridley shot fireballs from his mouth, which were easily deflected by Kefka towards Sephiroth. The white-haired warrior wasted precious seconds as he blocked them with his sword.

Ganondorf, meanwhile, reared up for a huge punch. As his fist plunged towards Kefka, dark flames appeared around it. Kefka, however, grabbed the King of Evil’s fist with his left hand and flung him backwards over his head. Provided with time caused by the distraction, he turned just in time to meet Sephiroth’s assault.

The Masamune slashed downwards in a vertical strike. What it met, however, was not soft flesh, but rather the jester’s bare hands, holding the thin blade in place on either side. Stuck once again in a deadlock, Sephiroth noticed Kefka’s right shoulder, with two bloody puncture marks in it. The area around them was swollen and gray. Sephiroth pushed further to the right of Kefka, and struggling to withstand the pressure on his weakened side, he released the blade. It veered off, severing Kefka’s right arm from the elbow.

“GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA! That… hurt. You HURT me! I’ll burn that pretty little face of yours right off!”

With his remaining hand, he seized Sephiroth’s face and hair, and began covering it in flames. Sephiroth roared in agony. Ganondorf, reawakened by the cry, leapt to his feet. He ran to Kefka and unleashed a Warlock Punch into his face, sending him staggering backwards.

Sephiroth lunged towards the stunned Kefka, mercilessly tearing his limbs off with the Masamune. When only his torso and head remained, he shoved the point of the sword straight through Kefka’s laughing, screaming mouth. Turning it over, he wrenched it straight upwards, slicing the rest of Kefka’s face in two.

But Sephiroth did not look much better himself. His face was irreparably scarred by the insane demi-god. Covering his face were hideous third degree burn marks, and his once-clear skin was a sickly gray. His eyes were sunken in, and an unnatural yellowish color. The irises were red. And his hair had been scorched. The once-silver sheen had been reduced to a dull gray in the places where his locks still remained. The tips were tinged soot black.

The villains walked over to the two bodies on the floor. Dedede was dead; there was no chance for him. Bowser, however, appeared to be bloodied, but unconscious. It was a miracle he was alive at all; a blow like that should have snapped his neck.

They had caught another traitor, that much was for sure. But what would happen now? There was no way for the villains to return to their home dimensions. The answers would lie in wait for the future…

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Alive: 14
Sasaki Kojiro
Askthepizzaguy
Yoyoma1910
Gobbledygook
Shinseikhaan
Olavi
Khazaar
Diana Abnoba
navarro951
Ichigo
AggonyDuck
TheFluffyOne
Boudica (Rebuilt)
Beefy (Revived)

Dead: 24
Sasaki Kojiro (RAAM)
Jolt
Glenn (Orochi)
White_Eyes
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ichigo (Black Shadow)
pevergreen
Reenk Roink
YLC
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
Psychonaut
Quintus.JC
llf829 (Wrath of Slots)
Captain Blackadder
shlin28
SernoSerbo (Wrath of Kirby)
El Diablo
taka
Thermal Mercury
Splitpersonality (Again.)
LittleGrizzly
Glenn (Wrath of a God)

Night 8 Begins

[Sasaki Kojiro]

INSANITY!



edit: oh I see, WoG. I thought LG had some "kill somebody when he gets lynched" power...

[Greyblades]

Well... I think I have a new respect for sephiroth... whats left of him anyway.

[Splitpersonality]

"two bloody puncture marks"


sounds like a vampire...

Pizza, did you order Kefka's resurrection, or do we have another vampire running around here?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Puncture marks are the snake surely.

VVVVVVampires don't bite the shoulder?

[Greyblades]

I dont think they would be still bloody after half a day.

This is, what, the second time bowser has been incapacitated this week?

[Splitpersonality]

Upon seeing it again, it appears "Swollen and gray" is more my style.

It appears to be necrosis from the venom which would have "incapacitated him" as he had claimed.

GUess I DID hit him :\

[Askthepizzaguy]

A note is found from Bowser-

Villains,

Given how badass I am, it is only a matter of time before the heroes come at me with an all-out assault. In spite of my hardened shell, I am not indestructible. The Chaotic one has seen fit to punish my villainy over and over again, and with Kefka's assault on me, it is no different tonight. But the Koopa chain of command doesn't end with Bowser's incapacitation... leadership of the council falls to my loyal second in command, the ever-villainous Bowser Junior.

You will follow his orders, or when I wake up, the plumber won't be the only one tasting my wrath.

-King Bowser

Gwah harr harr harr harr harr....

[Greyblades]

...Did you just tell us, and in turn the heroes, that your vulnerable tonight?

[Askthepizzaguy]

...Did you have to tell us, and in turn the heroes, that your vulnerable tonight?

Not vulnerable, you plumber-lover! INCAPACITATED!!! ROOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!

in other words, I can't Pidgit message anybody.

[Greyblades]

Oh, my bad.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I encourage the Koopa Troop to work together, and Sephiroth, please don't forget to destroy the plumber wannabe disguised as a servant of Ganondorf; AggonyDuck

I can't help you guys out tonight, so, go on without me. My son knows what to do, but in fairness, I can't actually use my OOC and RL contact with Diana Abnoba to relay my wishes. I'll let her decide things, if anything needs to be decided. She wanted to participate more anyway.

Best wishes and good luck, darlin'.

-Bowser

[Splitpersonality]

RL connections? I wish I knew of the backstory of the org-ies.

[Diana Abnoba]

Okay, way to go, what a "sick" write up. To bad about Glenn though, I think he was wog'd because of his ban in the org., that sad, we could really use him.

Dad you really need to stop jumping into fights without thinking them through. Rrrrrroooooooaaaaarrrrr

[Greyblades]

@split: Afew of them probably dont want you, or anyone elsefor that matter, knowing about their backstories

Yep, I'm at the point of boredom where I post the first thing that comes into my head.

[Diana Abnoba]

Okay Dad you know you can count on me, I'll do my best. So all you puny minions get in line, I'm almost as tough as my Dad, so don't think you can try anything on me. That also includes the heroes around here.

[Beefy187]

Okay Dad you know you can count on me, I'll do my best. So all you puny minions get in line, I'm almost as tough as my Dad, so don't think you can try anything on me. That also includes the heroes around here.

I don't know who to guard

[Splitpersonality]

I suppose gray, but i'm just trying to make idle conversation right now :P