The Council of Villains- Large Mafia Game [Concluded]

[AggonyDuck]

I understand. Anyway thank you for listening to me. That's all I could ask for.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I understand. Anyway thank you for listening to me. That's all I could ask for.

yeah like I said, were it not for this specific set of unusual circumstances, I would and could help you out. Right now it's too risky NOT to kill you and see what happens, but this could be another classic late-game Pizzaguy error in judgment. And my hands are tied anyway due to certain people getting banned, wogged, and otherwise incapacitated. I've had numerous games where in the late, late hour someone would message me and try to argue their innocence. Works in the early game, not the late game, on me.

You'd have convinced me to sympathize if this were done a couple rounds ago, or if I had other options for resolving the matter. Also I wouldn't be much of a mafia hunter if I were so easily persuaded. However, like I said, there's a small chance the others are reading this and they might do something about GG instead of you. You certainly tugged on my koopa heartstrings.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

We'll have to consider the possibility of someone being investigation immune eventually.

[Chaotix]

Night Phase is over. Beginning the write-up now, expect it in an hour or two.

[Chaotix]

Night 8

Sephiroth hurried down the hallways, a grimace on his disfigured face. He stopped outside the door of his target. He stood, contemplating for a minute or so… then, returning to reality, he blew the door off its hinges with a single hand motion.

Inside was Lord Zant, Usurper King to the Twilight Throne, covered as always by his enigmatic mask.

He was standing upright, facing the doorway, as if he already knew someone was coming for him. He spoke, breaking the silence.

“You… you are here to kill me. Very well, then. Ganondorf wills it, does he not? He is my lord and master. If he has ordered my death, surely he has a good reason for it…”

Sephiroth was annoyed by his opponent’s attitude. He didn’t come here to kill a weakling who wouldn’t defend himself. He wanted a real challenge… and although Zant couldn’t provide that, either, if he fought back it would be a little more fun, at least.

“Fool. Don’t you realize that you’re just a pawn?”

“What… are you talking about?”

“Ganondorf doesn’t really care about you. You’re just his puppet- he kept you alive and in power while you still had a use for him, and now that your usefulness has run out, he’s just going to kill you off. Him and Bowser, those two are as thick as thieves… perhaps they are thieves as well.”

“You lie! Ganondorf is the great one, the creator of the twilight! He would never sentence me to death if he didn’t plan on bringing me back later. He needs me to rule Hyrule for him!”

“Ha! Do you really think he gives a damn whether you live or die? He was just going to throw you away at the quickest opportunity he got. You’re worthless; now you’ll die for it.”

Now something in Zant snapped. He had never been truly stable to begin with. It seemed Sephiroth’s little scheme had worked; now Zant was angry and filled with insane rage. This would be an interesting fight.

“Worthless? I am the King of the Twilight! I have brought terror to Hyrule! I will not allow you to insult me in this way… no, I will not be content to die any more. Now it is YOU who will die! Hahaha!”

Zant raised his arms, covered in the sleeves of his robe. All of a sudden, a dark mist descended over the room. When Sephiroth could see again, he was in a place full of swirling darkness, and standing on nothing… perhaps this was the Twilight Realm.

Zant appeared from the swirling darkness. He fired dark energy blasts at Sephiroth continuously. Sephiroth, dodging the blasts, raced towards Zant. As he swung his blade, Zant burst into a million dark particles, reforming directly behind him. He blasted Sephiroth with dark energy, knocking him over.

As Sephiroth got up, Zant split himself into three copies and surrounded him.

“Hmph… bad idea.”

An explosion radiated outwards from Sephiroth’s body, striking all three copies. Two burst into twilight particles; the third was blasted backwards. Sephiroth walked up to Zant and, before he could rise to his feet, kicked his helmet off.

“AARGHHH! Noone lays eyes on my face and lives to tell the tale! DIE!”

Zant rushed into a mad frenzy, striking at Sephiroth with magically charged fists. Sephiroth, deflecting blows, saw an opening and sidestepped out of the attack. He brought his blade down, severing both of Zant’s hands. The mad king screamed in pain.

“No… you are mistaken. No one who sees MY face will live.”

With that, he sliced Zant’s head off, his red eyes glistening.

The dark mist once again covered Sephiroth’s eyes, and in a moment he had returned to the laboratory. He left the room, his face hidden in the shadows.

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Gruntilda was busy catching up on her missed beauty sleep tonight. She snored twice as loud as before, and often cackled in her sleep. The sound was so loud that she didn’t wake up when a dark figure dropped from a ceiling vent into her room.

The figure grabbed Grunty by her feet and spun, flinging her at the wall. Gruntilda, now wide awake, leapt to her feet, shouting at the entity.

“Who are you, some kind of creep?
Who dares interrupt my beauty sleep?
You must be some kind of twisted perv,
To throw a girl at a wall- you’ve got some nerve!”

The silhouetted figure responded, in a heavy accent.

“Why, it’s a me! Don’t you-a know who I am?”

“Stop playing games, I do not care!
You’re not much worse than that bird and bear!
And now I think you must pay hell,
So taste my super magic spell!”

Raising her short, stubby hands over her head, Gruntilda threw a magical ball of energy at the silhouette. The figure, however, pulled a bright yellow cape from his pocket, and used it, somehow to deflect the attack straight back at the witch. Grunty was thrown back against the wall, and fell to the ground.

“Heh… you’re not-a so tough for a wicked witch, eh? Not very scary, either.”

“Silence you fool, I’ll get you yet!
Although it appears that a sequel is my best bet!”

The figure threw a fireball at Gruntilda, setting her on fire. Then he left through the ceiling vent, jumping up into it. What was left of Grunty in the morning was… well, about as attractive as what she was before.

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Alive: 12
Sasaki Kojiro
Askthepizzaguy
Gobbledygook
Shinseikhaan
Olavi
Khazaar
Diana Abnoba
navarro951
Ichigo
TheFluffyOne
Boudica (Rebuilt)
Beefy (Revived)

Dead: 26
Sasaki Kojiro (RAAM)
Jolt
Glenn (Orochi)
White_Eyes
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ichigo (Black Shadow)
pevergreen
Reenk Roink
YLC
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
Psychonaut
Quintus.JC
llf829 (Wrath of Slots)
Captain Blackadder
shlin28
SernoSerbo (Wrath of Kirby)
El Diablo
taka
Thermal Mercury
Splitpersonality (Again.)
LittleGrizzly
Glenn (Wrath of a God)
Yoyoma
AggonyDuck

Day 9 Begins.

Also,

1,000th POST!

[Askthepizzaguy]

ROOOOAAARRR!! The plumber still lives. Time to die, silent one.

Vote: Gobbledygook

[TheMarioKarters]

What the hula hoop is going on here?

[Chaotix]

What the hula hoop is going on here?

You're dead. Or rather, you've been replaced. And the person who replaced you is dead. So please refrain from posting, especially spam, as you're technically not even a player in this game any more.

[Splitpersonality]

Quite an extravagant 1000th post might I add.

[TheMarioKarters]

You're dead. Or rather, you've been replaced. And the person who replaced you is dead. So please refrain from posting, especially spam, as you're technically not even a player in this game any more.

My little pony!

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Vote:Gobbledygook

Apparently we need someone familiar with the mario games to tell us something about cackletta?

[Askthepizzaguy]

GWAR HARR HARR HARR...

Whoever this "Sasaki Kojiro" fella is, he's got a great sense of humor when he's editing posts. I just might decide to let him live through the game for once.

-Bowser

[Splitpersonality]

Cackletta is from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga.

She possesses bowser (Bowletta) and uses his body to attack mario and luigi, she then uses Bowser's kids and Fawful to cover her own hula-hoop while she prepares her final plans to destroy bean town.

The final fight takes place inside of bowser's stomach, after bowletta eats mario and luigi (perhaps bowser's first victory over them, and he's not even there to see it), where M&L rid bowser of cackletta's ghost.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Cackletta is from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga.

She possesses bowser (Bowletta) and uses his body to attack mario and luigi, she then uses Bowser's kids and Fawful to cover her own hula-hoop while she prepares her final plans to destroy bean town.

The final fight takes place inside of bowser's stomach, after bowletta eats mario and luigi (perhaps bowser's first victory over them, and he's not even there to see it), where M&L rid bowser of cackletta's ghost.

How much acid did the game devs do???

Cackletta linked to mario==death for gobblydegook

Sasaki

[Splitpersonality]

Yeah, Fawful himself was an acid trip and a half.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I also saw Fahad/Gobbledygook online but he hasn't posted here in... HOW many days???

Roar.

Not since 4/22... and
Last Activity: Today 21:41

[Askthepizzaguy]

Alright, it appears that Cackletta was in some of the writeups. I'm still looking for Vaati.

Can people help me locate the remaining villains in the writeups? There's a lot of heavy lifting and I'm a little tired, even after my being-hit-over-the-head nap.

Roar.


EDIT: Did a search; Vaati doesn't appear. He must be useless to us.

Can whoever investigated Vaati please send me a nudge, so I can figure out which night that was?

[Yoyoma1910]

[shlin28]

Link.... WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!

[boudica]

Sorry guys - I am going to be away now for the next few weeks - Chaotix will need to replace me and those of you who have sent me messages will need to send them to my replacement. Thought I would have much more time before I left, but work got in the way. Hope to see you when I get back

[Askthepizzaguy]

Link.... WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!

I don't know who you think you're fooling. This above... doesn't affect my investigation at all.

If you have an inactive partner it doesn't help your team to telegraph this to the enemy. you're not a foolish person, so I just keep on suspecting the active people.

Your active partner, mario or whoever, could send them a private message. You don't need to attempt a ruse in-thread, because if you keep it up, I'll just scroll past your posts.

ROAR!

[shlin28]

I don't know who you think you're fooling. This above... doesn't affect my investigation at all.

If you have an inactive partner it doesn't help your team to telegraph this to the enemy. you're not a foolish person, so I just keep on suspecting the active people.

Your active partner, mario or whoever, could send them a private message. You don't need to attempt a ruse in-thread, because if you keep it up, I'll just scroll past your posts.

ROAR!

Something was supposed to happen in the night phase... but it did not. I had to communicate my displeasure to them somehow...

Apologies if this annoyed anybody. I will stop now.

*Floats up to Hero Heaven*

[Askthepizzaguy]

ROAR!

It's just that there hasn't been a Link-related kill... ever... or, perhaps; in ages.

If there were a Link, he's a player that's intentionally not killing to hide the fact that he's still around, a foolish gesture since we're looking for any and all mafia, not just some specific one. And you're spoiling his cover. Or, he's an inactive player and it doesn't help to take your case up with the council of villains; you'd want to go to Chaotix.

No biggie, and no you're not annoying me, now that the smiley spam has stopped.

*Pounds you flat anyway, plumber-lover*

[Khazaar]

Vote: Gobbledygook

My investigative result for tonight: Diana is a Villain

[shlin28]

ROAR!

It's just that there hasn't been a Link-related kill... ever... or, perhaps; in ages.

If there were a Link, he's a player that's intentionally not killing to hide the fact that he's still around, a foolish gesture since we're looking for any and all mafia, not just some specific one. And you're spoiling his cover. Or, he's an inactive player and it doesn't help to take your case up with the council of villains; you'd want to go to Chaotix.

No biggie, and no you're not annoying me, now that the smiley spam has stopped.

*Pounds you flat anyway, plumber-lover*

As Mario would say:

"But-a we have-a much-a tricks-a up-a our-a sleeves-a."

[Askthepizzaguy]

As Mario would say:

"But-a we have-a much-a tricks-a up-a our-a sleeves-a."

Good. Given the odds stacked against you, victory would actually be sweeter knowing you weren't helpless at this stage.

May the better players win.

Roar.

[Greyblades]

Vote: Gobbledygook

My investigative result for tonight: Diana is a Villain

Why did you bother to check if bowsers son was evil?

[Askthepizzaguy]

...Why did you bother to check if bowsers son was evil?

To make sure we weren't a pair of heroes in disguise.

I'm actually surprised we weren't investigated sooner. A very prudent move... and claiming to have no investigative powers was a stroke of genius, too.



Roar

[Paradox]

I also saw Fahad/Gobbledygook online but he hasn't posted here in... HOW many days???

I was using my phone, I was hoping I would contact you on MSN but never had the opportunity.

Cackletta linked to mario==death for gobblydegook

So I'm a hero just because I'm linked to the plumber guy? Kirby was Nightmare, if you hadn't noticed.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Roar, you haven't been investigated yet, and you've been online.

Others have not been online, or have been investigated. We have other suspects besides you, but they will be taken care of tonight.