The Council of Villains- Large Mafia Game [Concluded]

[Chaotix]

Day 7

At the end of the day, it appeared Bowser had once again convinced the Council on a single target. Given his success the previous night, the villains decided to trust his judgment again. This time, Bowser decided on an old enemy of his… Fawful.

It was true, Fawful and Bowser were both villains. But in a past adventure of the Mario Bros, the two were on opposite sides in a conflict; Fawful had seen fit as well to taunt Bowser at every opportunity. Needless to say, this did not endear him to the Koopa King.

“Gwahahahar! Fawful, you stupid, illiterate, turd! I bet it was you who’s been doing all this killing, isn’t it? Perhaps you’re once again envious of my sheer awesomeness!”

“Hahahahaha! I am laughing at you now, you idiot of foolishness! To think I could ever be envying the smell of a foul rose like you!”

Bowser was unsure how to answer this insult… it was an insult, right? Fawful continued, his insane ranting amusing the other villains.

“You make me very angry with your accusationings, you oversized turtle that has eaten too much at his last food-eating feast! In fact, I now have FURY!

I HAVE FURY!

“I will not be a lynching for such a crowd of Fink-Rats as this! That is what you all are being, yes! Fink-Rats, Fink-Rats like those brothers of Mario, Red and Greenie, that is what you are being for executing the lynching of myself! I am the great and magnificent Fawful, who is just a toady of the greater and more magnificenter Cackletta! You are all Cackletta’s snack cakes, you just don’t know it yet! Hahahahahaaha!”

The Council turned its eyes toward Cackletta, casting suspicion on her.

“Eeyahahaha! This fool doesn’t realize what he’s saying, of course. You can see his English is terrible. It pains me to have to translate for such an unworthy underling as he, but what he really means is that we are both villains, and loyal members of the Council.”

Fawful, overcome with embarrassment, ran to Cackletta’s feet and started groveling.

“Yes! Great Cackletta, please forgive me for my insolenting! I am a rotten egg in a hen-house of rotten hens, on a farm run by rotten farmers! If you do not wish these fink-rats to be your snack-cakes, then I will not be calling them that. I will just call them FINK-RATS!”

Dr. Eggman, annoyed at the sheer idiocy, chimed in.

“Look, we don’t have all day here, okay? Can we just kill this poor excuse for a villain already?”

“Hahahahaha! Look who is to be talking now, the other rotten egg in the hen-house that is rotten! I am starting to tiring of your speechness, Fink-Rats. Your lives that I spit on are nothing but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid!”

“Graaaagh! Somebody shut this dimwit up!”

Ganondorf began taking large, menacing strides towards Fawful.

“And now is the time when our battle begins, which will be mighty! Headgear! I am calling on you!”

Fawful’s Headgear rocketed from out of nowhere, landing, not surprisingly, on his head. Using the dual jetpacks, he floated into the air.

“Hahahahahahahaha! Now is the time where my true might shines, like many angry sunbeams of RAGE! My FURY, which I have much of, will be known! Now I will drizzle rage dressing on the salad of evil that is my sandwich of desires! And, best of all, this battle will be the mustard on that sandwich!

THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Fawful’s Headgear began spitting energy blasts at Ganondorf. The first one that hit him seemed not to faze him at all. Ganondorf just kept walking through the hail of Headgear blasts, straight up to Fawful himself. He grabbed Fawful by the neck, and squeezed.

“SHUT. UP.”

But even this couldn’t quiet the small toady.

“My voice! I am hearing it being crushed out of the box where it lives!”

Ganondorf kept choking him.

“Fink… rats… I am laughing at you… even from my doom…”

And then he was still. Ganondorf dropped Fawful where he was, and walked slowly out of the room. The other villains followed him.

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Alive: 17
Sasaki Kojiro
Askthepizzaguy
Yoyoma1910
Gobbledygook
Shinseikhaan
LittleGrizzly
Olavi
Khazaar
Diana Abnoba
navarro951
Ichigo
AggonyDuck
Glenn
TheFluffyOne
Splitpersonality (Revived)
Boudica (Revived)
Beefy (Revived)

Dead: 21
Sasaki Kojiro (RAAM)
Jolt
Glenn (Orochi)
White_Eyes
GeneralHankerchief
Greyblades
Ichigo (Black Shadow)
pevergreen
Reenk Roink
YLC
A Very Super Market
Lord Winter
Psychonaut
Quintus.JC
llf829 (Wrath of Slots)
Captain Blackadder
shlin28
SernoSerbo (Wrath of Kirby)
El Diablo
taka
Thermal Mercury

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Night 7 Begins

It may have to be a 48-hour round, but it's possible I could get it done tomorrow. Assume it's 24 hours until I post here tomorrow saying it's extended.