The Council of Villains- Large Mafia Game [Concluded]

[Khazaar]

Vote: Khaan

I hope we´re right about this, everyone here has worked together a great deal. I hope that´s it...

[Greyblades]

*stomps Magus flat*

How can you stomp me if I'm dead and gone?

[Askthepizzaguy]

*stomps Magus flat*

How can you stomp me if I'm dead and gone?

Because for a dead guy, you sure talk my ear off.

*stomps him flat again*

This guy is just like Dry Bones. I know!

*smacks him with his Koopa tail, and with a bopping noise, Magus is knocked off of the screen*

Can't say Mario didn't teach me a few tricks.

[Greyblades]

I'm a spirit, all your doing is making holes in eggmans carpet.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'm a spirit, all your doing is making holes in eggmans carpet.

That does it.

*Steals the late Luigi's Poltergust 3000*

Suck on this! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!!

*vacuums up the annoying one. Muffled sounds are heard*

What's that? All I hear are muffled sounds coming from the bag. Speak up, trooper! Whoops, this bag is getting full.... time to empty it.

[Greyblades]

Poltergust 3000*
Didn't Meta Ridley eat him with the vacuum still attached?

[Askthepizzaguy]

Poltergust 3000*
Didn't Meta Ridley eat him with the vacuum still attached?

He does leave his droppings everywhere you know. If you thought Bowser's green gas was bad, try one of these man-size mounds of misery.

*removes leg from something warm and stinky*

Ewww. You know that saying; what goes in, must come out.

[Greyblades]

I was under the impression that he chewed his food, unlike some people I wont care to mention.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I was under the impression that he chewed his food, unlike some people I wont care to mention.

From the writeups he gobbled his food whole, didn't he? ROOOAAARRR....

Speaking of food, this is getting closer to SPAM, so let's just drop it like a bag of hammers on Mario's head.

[Yaropolk]

Fine.
Unvote Vote Khaan

[LittleGrizzly]

What ? Whats this ? You want to kill off my new star student ?

Never fear, khaan was the obvious one, im surprised you took so long to figure it out... its the ace up the sleeve after khaan's gone that you want to worry about

ohh and shlin stop trying to steal the credit from my team!

[shlin28]

ohh and shlin stop trying to steal the credit from my team!

I could say the same to you

[LittleGrizzly]

You could indeed, but who are the town to believe some namby pampy good guy that believes in the right thing and other soppy things, or a physcotic villian in the mold of thier own... just a little more physoctic and villianous!

[shlin28]

You could indeed, but who are the town to believe some namby pampy good guy that believes in the right thing and other soppy things, or a physcotic villian in the mold of thier own... just a little more physoctic and villianous!

The hero of course... Heroes never lie

[Askthepizzaguy]

What ? Whats this ? You want to kill off my new star student ?

Never fear, khaan was the obvious one, im surprised you took so long to figure it out... its the ace up the sleeve after khaan's gone that you want to worry about

ohh and shlin stop trying to steal the credit from my team!

Took so long to figure it out?

....???

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

I asked for Khaan to be investigated very shortly after the Kefka incident and I even came forward like a week or more ago with evidence he was messed up by Kefka, and I was pretty much alone on that one. So if I am right, it did not take me long to figure it out. Likewise, if I am wrong, I seriously gotta wonder what this whole side story about his face was about... Definitely a team game, for sure, but if it was Khaan, then I saw something in the investigation results that slipped by the investigator himself, and I put the clues together and presented a case.

Just give Bowser his due... and this ace up our sleeve nonsense? Goomba droppings! If there were two of them, then they could have won already. Sephiroth could have killed one of the defenders, and one of the defenders could have killed the person he was defending, or if it were one of the defendees, they could have killed their defenders, and it would have been 2 versus 2 and an auto-win for your side.

So... lying much? Oh Kefka... wasn't I the one who put the clues together against you, too? Oh, and by the hair on my shlinny shlin shlin... I think I fingered you as well. There's just an aura of death around me this game. Don't mess with Bowser. Though I must say Khaan's excellent vigilante kills took out like most of the anti-heroes in this game, and no single player did a better job than him in that regard. I'm nominating him for the Koopa medal of villainy. And turning on us to become a psychotic disciple of Kefka, an evil God? Pure genius. If it's not Khaan, then I am confuuuuuuused. And Beefy will be blocked and inspected and he will most likely be given the Grade A stamp of approval by the Apook corporation, and then we will all feast on his headless tasty goodness.

Errr, I mean...

ROOOOAAAARRR I'm Bowser, King of the Koopas, Ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, the Underworld, Yoshi's Island, not to mention the entire Mario Galaxy. I'm lightning in a bottle, earthquake in a can! I'm a lean, mean, green, plumber-smashing machine! And... I'm gorgeous!



And very shortly, regardless of the outcome of the game, you'll never have to see the annoying Comic Sans MS font again... so it's cause for everyone to celebrate.

[A Very Super Market]

Man, I should have just taken over Bowser's mind first thing.

[LittleGrizzly]

Took so long to figure it out?

Well put it this way.... you figured out 2+2= theres something up with 'khaan, rather than 2+2= we need to lynch 'khaan...

ohh and about this could have auto won last night... if you think on it for a little bit... killing is not the only ability... it may infact not even be an ability at all for some...

A big congrats from adding up all the clues on me... investigator finds kefka killing another investigator, kefka must be guilty. Some real stirling detective work there

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Oh Kefka... wasn't I the one who put the clues together against you, too?

You were the one who obstinately demanded we lynch quintus instead of LG and threatened to kill me when I disagreed despite the fact that we're masons

[Askthepizzaguy]

You were the one who obstinately demanded we lynch quintus instead of LG and threatened to kill me when I disagreed despite the fact that we're masons

Yes. I am equal parts brilliant and stupid. I tell you, I'm right 50% of the time, and horribly, horribly wrong the other half of the time. That's why we have to have Sasaki, because Sasaki is right the other half of the time.

Yes, LG, I did put the clues together on Kefka. It wasn't hard, you're correct. Especially when your character is obsessed with burning people. When Khaan passed the investigation without a clear firm "guilty" result I still took the time to ask Khazaar to show it to me so I could read it, and picked out all the clues that flowed from your death to his transformation, etc, and that was actual detective work. So poop all over my efforts, but they weren't bad. Neither was the efforts from the rest of our team, because it takes a very strange mind to trust the pizzaguy.

PS- Sasaki you did declare war on me, despite the fact that we're masons.

ROAR.

[Askthepizzaguy]

PS- You get all the credit on LittleGrizzly, Sasaki.

Bowser gets credit for being late to the game on that one.

[LittleGrizzly]

In fairness i guess the clues jump out at you a whole lot more when you know what they're hinitng at... I shall congratulate you on your few sucesses after team kefka (as i like to call them) achieves victory...

[Chaotix]

I'm ending the round in two hours.

Tally
khaan- 4 (ATPG, Beefy, Khazaar, Yaropolk)
"Sephiroph" - 2 (Sasaki)

Implied Abstain- khaan

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Unvote:Sephiroph
Vot:Khaan

[Greyblades]

Revenge is mine! No hard feelings...

[Chaotix]

Tally
khaan- 6 (ATPG, Beefy, Khazaar, Yaropolk, Sasaki)

Implied Abstain- khaan

Khaan has been lynched.

I'm not quite done with the write-up yet, so give me an hour or so and it'll be ready to go.

[Chaotix]

Alright, I'm now posting the write-up. Brace for impact, it's a long one.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Roar! Spit it out, man!

[Beefy187]

Alright, I'm now posting the write-up. Brace for impact, it's a long one.

Could it be the finale

[Askthepizzaguy]

If you won, Beefy, then... to the master. You deserve it after trying so hard in the Godfather game.

If you're on our team, I think we won. If you're not, then you might have won. In either case you win, so here's a bottle of wine to celebrate your epic victory.



I seem to be out of Koopa's Vineyard, so buy yourself something nice. Here's fifteen Koopabits.

[Chaotix]

Day 12

The six villains continued to stare, in a six-way standoff. They knew that any one of them could have been the traitor, and they were all ready to respond should one suddenly attack another, in a chance to take a surprise advantage and wipe them all out.

Meanwhile, in Bowser’s pea-sized brain, thoughts began stirring, amazingly. He began to reason, somehow, and this reasoning started to lead him, unbelievably, to conclusions. After forming the conclusions, he used his newfound ability to think to make sense of the conclusions. And finally, he believed he knew who the traitor was…

“GWAHAHAHAHAR!!! I know who the traitor is now! It’s Sephiroth! He’s the only one who was still killing! We thought he was our friend this whole time, but really, he’s just out for himself! Let’s tear him to shreds!”

Sephiroth, with a puzzled and annoyed look on his hideous face, responded to the Koopa’s sudden outburst.

“Hahahaha… interesting that you say that, Bowser. You know that I have assisted with the killing of every single traitor this Council has caught so far. I nearly wiped out the ‘Guild of Antiheroes’ before we even knew they existed. Did you forget? I suffered terrible injuries trying to destroy that mad fool Kefka for you. The only villains I killed at all were the ones YOU, specifically, told me to. And you believe I have betrayed the Villains?”

Dr. Eggman spoke up now.

“It’s over, Sephiroth. We know what you’ve been up to. You weren’t killing because we told you to, you were doing it because you wanted to. You’re a traitor in MY Council, and you were working right under my nose! Now you’ll find out what happens to disobedient subordinates: They are DESTROYED!”

“Ah, but that’s where you’re wrong, you poor fool. You idiots actually thought I was your subordinate? Someone you could order around to do your dirty work for you? Did you think I would stoop as low as to take orders from imbeciles such as you? I am vastly more powerful than every single one of you. I could have killed you all from the beginning, if I wished. But I didn’t. No, I let you live.

“And why do think that was? I thought, for the most part, that you showed promise, for a bunch of weaklings. I thought I might help you out with your idiotic little traitor problem, so that you could get on with your Super Weapon scheme, and all possibly become as powerful as me. Then I would have equals in this world at last.

“And I soon found, that there already were equals of mine, gathered here in this laboratory. First, it was Dimentio. His power was nowhere near as great as mine, but his scheme… his plot to destroy the world, and to create his on the ruins and rubble… it was brilliant. He had a mind to match my own. He knew how to lie, cheat, deceive, and manipulate his way to victory. It was a tragedy his game had to be cut short, by the sheer chance of an investigation.

“Next was Kefka. He was insane. An utter fool. He laughed while the laboratory burned. But his power… he was a god, there was no doubt. However he gained it, his godly strength made him so powerful I was unsure if even I could surpass him. But I did… I managed to defeat him, but only with the help of you idiots, and as a result, my face… my beautiful face… LOOK AT WHAT HE HAS DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!”

Sephiroth was now visibly shaking with rage.

“And you infantile villains still realized nothing. You had seen fit to order me around like a common hired sword, and I went along with it, only amused at your childish senses of self-importance. Now, you continued to treat me like your personal killing machine. I have now seen the importance of Dimentio’s and Kefka’s words… however mad they were, they had a point. You are not true villains; you are all whining, nagging children who are dressed up as them! The real “villains” are the ones who kill everything in their path and never look back, who use their allies to gain power and then backstab them once they are strong enough. I am one of those real villains. I will kill you, all five of you, without a second thought. I will use your idiotic wishing machine to turn my body back to its rightful self, so that I may be all the more evil. I will be the single terror that rules the universe.

I… AM… SEPHIROTH!

Sephiroth, holding one hand out, fired an enormous energy beam at the wall of the Council Chambers, smashing a huge hole into it. The he dashed with great speed through it. The five remaining villains rushed after him, but they couldn’t keep up.

Several holes in the wall later, the villains came to the Main Chamber. In the center of the room was the Super Vague Weapon of Ambiguously Decided Doom, all but complete at this point. Sephiroth stood on the Receiver Platform. He had set the finished machine to “Empower”, and flipped the switches already. As the villains prepared to assault him, the energy ray fired. A blinding light obscured the villains’ vision.

When the villains could see again, they were greeted by an evil laugh.

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! AT LAST… I AM… PERFECT!”

Sephiroth, using his new wings, sped over to the Headless Knight, shining Masamune in his hand. The two warriors crossed swords and began to fight, each striking blows that would shatter the opponent’s sword, if they weren’t both sacred and unbreakable.

Sephiroth was clearly the faster of the two, however, and the Headless Knight was only struggling to keep up. At one point Sephiroth caught the Knight in a deadlock.

“Come on… is that really the best you can do? You’re more pathetic than I thought.”

Sephiroth, swift as lightning, slid his blade out of the deadlock and under the Knight’s sword, easily slicing through both of his wrists. In a single circular motion, he removed all of the Knight’s limbs. He was now an Armless and Legless Knight, too.

“Hmph. Shall we call it a draw, then? No, I don’t think so. I prefer you dead, limbless freak.”

Sephiroth then swung his blade, cleaving the Knight in half, and leaving a perfectly symmetrical arrangement of body parts strewn in the bloody puddle. From behind, Sephiroth was given an unnecessary warning from the next challenger.

“SCCRRRRREEEEEEEEECCHHRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRR!!”

Sephiroth grinned and backflipped, planting a devastating kick on Meta-Ridley’s face at the crux of his jump. Before he hit the ground, his wings launched him further into the air, and he began wrestling with the space dragon in an aerial battle.

The winged warrior zipped around the lumbering Meta-Ridley, deflecting fireball, talon, and razor-tail alike with only his bare hands. As soon as he gained an opening, Sephiroth seized the dragon by the neck, flinging him into one of the walls. As Meta-Ridley smashed into the wall, a small chunk of armor fell from his chest. He did not notice it, but this for some reason fragile piece of armor had been guarding his exposed heart.

The heart, beating and glowing like a target, quickly attracted Sephiroth’s eye. He held out both of his hands, and began charging an energy beam. Releasing it, it struck Meta-Ridley straight on the target. The huge blast tore through the cyborg-dragon’s heart, destroying the source of his life.

Lifeless, Meta-Ridley dropped ungracefully to the floor, smashing into a steaming heap of metal and bone.

Now Sephiroth turned his cruel eyes on Ganondorf.

“Heh heh heh… now it’s your turn, “King of All Evil”.”

“Hmph. Try as you might, but I have the Triforce on my side. My strength is much greater than those of the last two. You will regret ever betraying us.”

Dark power surged around Ganondorf, and he rose into the air as easily as Sephiroth had, despite his considerable bulk. His fists glowing with evil magic, he rushed towards Sephiroth.

The sheer force of Ganondorf’s charge plunged them both into a wall, smashing them through to the other side. From there, Ganondorf delivered a crushing blow and sent Sephiroth spiraling toward the ground.

Eggman and Bowser hurried through the hole on the floor level to continue watching the fight. Ganondorf dropped to the floor to continue dueling Sephiroth. Sephiroth drew his blade again, smiling.

“GRAAAAAW! That’s it, I’m tired of these swordfights that I can’t participate in!”

Ganondorf used his magic to create himself a sword out of pure evil. He now struck at Sephiroth, with surprising agility. The two fought it out for a few minutes, neither able to touch the other. Ganondorf seemed to have Sephiroth on the ropes more than a few times, when finally he managed to knock the blade out of his hands.

“A pity. And you had such potential, too. Poor fool, did you really think I was even trying through that whole fight?”

“Wh-What?”

“Your swordplay’s grown rusty without practice.”

Sephiroth grabbed Ganondorf’s makeshift blade by the edge, forcibly wrenching it out of his hands. The he flipped it, grabbed the handle, and plunged the blade downward through Ganondorf’s skull and out under his jaw. Ganondorf uttered a painful groan as he was transformed into stone through the act.

Sephiroth turned to look at the two surviving villains. He was about to say, “Who’s next?” but was cut off by Dr. Eggman, already seated in his gigantic battle mech, the Egg Dragoon.

“Bring it on! Have a load of this!”

One arm of the mech, with a gatling gun attached, began firing a steady stream of energy blasts at Sephiroth. All Sephiroth could see, however, was the flashing blue spot on the front of the robot.

“… Do you make your robots this easy to destroy on purpose, or it it just that you’re too stupid to realize it?”

“Realize what?”

“That your battle mech has a giant freaking target in the place that’s probably its weak spot. Seriously, I’m gonna test this theory out here.”

Sephiroth rushed up to the blue spot before Eggman could stop him with the drill-arm of his mech. He punched the machine in the supposed weak spot, and suddenly the whole thing exploded and fell to pieces. Eggman, popping out of the Dragoon in his Floating Egg, attempted to fly away. Sephiroth wasn’t about to let him.

“No wonder you always lose.”

With a backhanded slap, Sephiroth snapped Eggman’s neck. With no one driving the Floating Egg, it fell quickly to the ground with Eggman’s body in it. Sephiroth dropped to the ground as well.

Sephiroth glanced over at Bowser, standing in front of the Super Vague Weapon. This would be the final fight… the Final Fantasy.

“RRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRR!”

Bowser exploded with rage.

“That’s it! You think you’re tough, pretty boy? You haven’t seen tough until you’ve faced 1500 pounds of pure plumber-crushing meanness. I eat Yoshis for breakfast and Toads for lunch! You think you can beat me? Huh? I’ll chew you up and spit you back out, char-broiled and looking worse than when Kefka burned your disgusting face off!”

Sephiroth was silent, but a wide grin crossed his face. He lunged towards the Koopa King, sword raised.

Sephiroth began swinging his blade, but Bowser managed to deflect it with his razor-sharp claws. Spitting fireballs all the time, Bowser was successfully keeping Sephiroth at bay. At some points Sephiroth managed to strike Bowser, but the blows would glance harmlessly off of his shell. It seemed that the white warrior may have finally met his match.

Sephiroth stopped fighting, hopped backwards, and held out one of his hands, ready to fire an energy beam. As soon as he released it, Bowser slid into his shell, attempting to deflect the attack.

“…Perfect.”

Sephiroth released the attack, blasting the shell and sending it spinning into the wall. When it was knocked back, the warrior readied himself… and then kicked the shell with all his might. It spun off, slowing down, and Bowser was thrown out of his own shell, dizzied.

The Koopa King quickly recovered, but was unable to slip back into his shell before Sephiroth closed in on him.

“And this, Bowser, makes five dead villains today, and one victorious Sephiroth. Goodbye.”

Sephiroth lunged with his sword, plunging it straight through Bowser’s soft underbelly. Kicking the King off his blade, he began to walk away.