*A serene figure walks into the meeting*

His Holyness sends his greetings to his fellow kings.

This new... vegetarian cult that has sprung up on our island is a dire threat, not only to us, but to the Divine Cattle God too. As the Cattle's most faithful servant, his Holyness urges all to seek the heretic in their Kingdoms, and once they are unearthed, to join the mighty Crusade of the righteous that shall crush their measly cult!

- Roy the Mad, Ecclesiarch Tertia of the Holy Theocracy.