Quote Originally Posted by Reenk Roink View Post
Of course we will gladly be friends with the ones who decided on our flag. We will be true friends too, not merely military pacts like we make with others.

We are very insulted by this Pizza khaan's rejection of our most generous offer. Thus we declare war on him. His public impiety is troubling as is...

Sir taka, you may use our lands to cross to attack the Pizza khaan. We will help. Do not betray us or we will destroy you both.

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You are insulted that we would not beg you for assistance? What would you have us pay you, anyway? Our resources are tapped out. Your policy of allowing one of your neighbors to exterminate another, because they can't afford to pay you to be our hired guns, is very, very admirable. Public impiety my left gluteal cheek. We honor the Pizza Lord and we won't be forcibly converted. You follow whatever religion you wish. We will not lower ourselves like curs to every barbaric nation that demands tribute, nor sell our loyalties to the highest bidder. Enjoy your time at the top, because when you tumble down to the bottom, it will hurt a lot worse.

It seems clear that the only nations with honor will stand against the religious zealots, and not very many have stepped forward. We are resigned to our fate, but rest assured, many of you will die when you cross our borders, cowards. We will destroy you to the last man, and not one of our soldiers will ever surrender.

Should we be annihilated by mercenaries and zealots, it will be fitting justice for the crimes of our past. And besides, I've got hosting duties and big games to play. At least you got your war, reasonless though it is.