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The Hordes of the Hungry Khan accept your generous offer of trade. It seems we have more friends than we realized... or at least, civilized and honourable trade partners.
-Pepperono
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No, it's code for riblets.
And why would I attack a bunch of religious zealots, their women are too prudish for my taste. No dear chappy, I'm in this for the profit, quite frankly. Let these other nations fight all they want, Beefdom is still the strongest and richest of the kingdoms. We're simply building a large wall to keep everyone else out, and investing in a large merchant fleet.
War, dear boy, is a thing of the past. Trade. Now there is something to look to the future for. War won't put some golds up in my mouth.
The Hordes of the Hungry Khan accept your generous offer of trade. It seems we have more friends than we realized... or at least, civilized and honourable trade partners.
-Pepperono
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