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In the history of the island, this period is known as the age of battles. With each kings slowly becoming aware of the alliance of the vegie eaters or the broccolian syndicate, In 1400 AD king Yoyoma anounced the meeting of 10 leaders in the sacred mountains, ruled by the tribal leader loved by all leaders, Beefy.
Beefy greeted the young leaders as they entered the sacred city, Pax Andres however when he saw Yoyoma Junior, he quickly looked away.
"Master Beefy... I bow to you mighty sir" said Yoyoma, suspeciously staring at the old master.
"Well... urgh... I never thought king of the most powerful kingdom was soo young... Please enjoy your stay here young king" Beefy replied attempting to sneak away from the scene.
"This is your house Beefy. Party doesn't start without your presence"
"Really, I prefer not to intrupt your business. You see, our policy is not to take sides of anyone."
"Well, thanks again for providing us the place to hold the meeting master Beefy." With that, Yoyoma left to meet the other leaders.
"Man... I really don't like kings of Beefdom." shaking the head, Beefy walked off to get some tea.
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"Gents. I am more then certain that you know exactly what todays meeting is about.Thats if you have a decent oracles around... As you all know, there is a prophecy in this land. If the vegie king ever takes the throne, there will be centuries of chaos to follow. My oracle told me that vegitarian king was on the rise. Cunningly hiding his hidden ambitions. Preparing his army for conquest! The fate of this island is in your hands gentlemen. We have to destroy the vegitarians IMMEDIATELY!"
There was a few claps heard from leaders like taka who have been a friend of Beefdom for a long time. However for other leaders like Pizzakhaan, and YLC II things were little different.
"Listen to him gentlemen. Did you hear what he was saying? Its as if Beefdom is the leader of this island. Horde of Pizza do not want the vegetarians as much as you do Yoyoma.. But we cannot torrelate 'oh my... listen to me. I'm your boss! Obey me' behavior!!! Our blood of Khaan will not endure this humiliation!!"
YLC stood up and supported Pizza Khaans comment.
"Its as if we are all suspects but king Yoyoma him self! It could be him as much as one of us! You may have the most powerful kingdom in this region. But if you think that makes you innocent, your wrong!"
Yoyoma sighed and apologized.
"If that is the impression I gave to you. I apologize. It could be any of us here. I ask for a crusade to the traitors. Our ancesters said 'Those who hate the meet, shall pay the price with death.' Thats exactly what we should do."
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Sipping his tea, Beefy sighed.
Beefy already knew who the veggie eaters were. But he dare not tell as he loved both meat and salads.
He looked out side the window and saw the grey clouds, covering the sun and black cloud slowly approaching from the horizon.
"Storm is coming" he said. Shutting the window. Looking them.
The game is about to commence in few hours. I have not written a pm yet
And I plan to do that when I finish my morning study session. Please sit tight![]()
Role reveal on the public is not allowed!!
Although theres is not much you can reveal as you all got different stuff and you can easily forge it anyway..
Votes won't lynch anyone. Its just what the meeting reckons who the mafia is. Invading and stuff is done in private.
The newly "elected" Consul Lacy enters and takes her seat, as YLC II (YLC's nephew) flanks her, a roll of parchments under his arm. Lacy drums her fingers as she awaits the other "nobles".
"How predictable of them, to be late to a meeting that, among other things, holds the stability and peace of this land in delicate balance. See cousin, what good high borne are? The inherent belief one is better induces one to think all is unimportant but oneself..."
The Hungry Khan's ambassador, Pepperono, rides into the mountain camp flanked by his heavily armored bodyguards. They are armed with lances, swords, maces, and composite bows. They appear to be of Turkic descent, so they are obviously not native to this island. Pepperono is sporting a long goatee that looks almost mongolian in origin, possibly a borrowed custom. The armor appears to be Central Asian in style, however their weapons appear to be European in origin, strangely enough. One of the older warriors even appeared to be carrying a shield which was clearly Scottish, and one of the war horses appeared to have the royal seal of the French king upon its barding. They all had the insignia of the Pizza Lord upon their cloaks.
The ambassador's bodyguards began to set up camp on a rolling hilltop near the actual meeting place; tent poles and pegs were pounded into the ground, and from their caravan they brought out some lightweight wooden tables and chairs, as well as rolls of parchment and ink. Several royal banners and flags were displayed about camp, and one of the workers began construction on a small wooden sentry post so that the camp itself would have night watch. The camp was encircled with wooden stakes and they began digging a ditch around the camp, leaving room for the horses to be tied up underneath a modest shelter for them as well.
Pepperono retired to his tent after the work was complete, and ordered guard rotations every 8 hours. He had already sent fast horsemen to carry messages to several nations on the island to seek vital trade agreements. He sent a brief letter to the Beefy one to inform him that his absence was due to the weariness of travel and setting up camp, and that he would very shortly attend the meeting after a decent nap. A couple guards went looking for food sources in the mountains, but did not return all night.
Vote: Abstain
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 04-09-2009 at 10:03.
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The Khan's Ambassador is asleep, but his proxy approaches Master Beefy.
I am authorized to speak in the name of Khan's ambassador to deliver a message of greeting. Please excuse my lack of diplomatic tact; I am actually just a scribe and a bowman, not a learned diplomat. However, your offer of food pleases us. The Hungry Khan would greatly smile upon anyone who can offer us food.
Speaking of which, out nation has very little arable land, and we have no real farming knowledge. We would be most interested in knowing what kind of foods you have in surplus that you'd be willing to trade.
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That is the whole point. If they have already signed offensive pacts to destroy us with the nations intervening, then we cannot stop them ANYWAY, but we won't be bullied either, and it proves they never had any peaceful intentions at all. We are willing to die in glorious battle taking down as many of them as we can. After we are gone, I urge the other nations to destroy this threat to all of you; We have never backed down from a fight. We have learned the folly of conquest from our Jihading days, after our empire conquered all others on three continents, the people revolted, and we were kicked off of our own homelands. We will never make that mistake again. We have pledged non-aggression and peace with everyone here. I urge the "religious" crusaders to think very hard about the path they have chosen. It will only lead to violence, and the deaths of hundreds of thousands of your own people; and if you prevail, you will be annihilated anyway by those who will not tolerate your oppression. Freedom always prevails over oppression. Now that we see the error of our ways, hundreds of years ago, we will never follow that path again. We represent a free and peaceful people. We have suffered for years in pain and agony, and have starved because of our arrogance. Never again. Never again. I share the wisdom of generations of my own people, who have been on both sides of this level of unmitigated arrogance and aggression, religious oppression and intolerance, and diplomacy using force. It does not work, and it will destroy everyone in its path, both the oppressors and the oppressed.
I wash my hands of anyone who is willing to tolerate this malevolent behavior.
-Pepperono
Last edited by Askthepizzaguy; 04-12-2009 at 22:41.
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A letter arrives at Beefy's castle:
Gentlemen, the King of Beefdom is busy for the time being attending to something archaic and evil called "Replacing the Serpentine Belt on a Ford Focus." He will attempt to join you more thoroughly when this is achieved, or frustration gets the better of him.
My kingdom for a
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Funnily enough, right now I am actually eating beef teriyaki. I'm such a loyal beefeater, I even act it out in real life!!
Picture taken with mah webcam. Feast your eyes on this! (Most of my pasty white skin has been deleted)
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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#Montytoostronger
So what can you two enemies offer the Reenkmaistro to come and interfere in your mutual violence?
For there is certainly nothing greater in this world than to chase down your enemies and cut them down and then bathe in their blood and bathe in the tears of their womenfolk!![]()
Sharky falls into passionate romance
'OH REENK! I have such a fond love of rabbits, and we've wanted our relations to be...closer for some time now
Will you ally with us?
We will trade you willow bark if you accept ;)
I'm afraid you'll have to side with them. We do not forge alliances with mercenaries; for their loyalty is for sale.
-Pepperono
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#Montytoostronger
Of course we will gladly be friends with the ones who decided on our flag.We will be true friends too, not merely military pacts like we make with others.
We are very insulted by this Pizza khaan's rejection of our most generous offer. Thus we declare war on him. His public impiety is troubling as is...
Sir taka, you may use our lands to cross to attack the Pizza khaan. We will help. Do not betray us or we will destroy you both.
Vote: Askthepizzaguy
Last edited by Reenk Roink; 04-13-2009 at 00:56.
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