You could've asked for some food
Meh I'm neutral I'm neutral
The Khan's Ambassador is asleep, but his proxy approaches Master Beefy.
I am authorized to speak in the name of Khan's ambassador to deliver a message of greeting. Please excuse my lack of diplomatic tact; I am actually just a scribe and a bowman, not a learned diplomat. However, your offer of food pleases us. The Hungry Khan would greatly smile upon anyone who can offer us food.
Speaking of which, out nation has very little arable land, and we have no real farming knowledge. We would be most interested in knowing what kind of foods you have in surplus that you'd be willing to trade.
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
I'm afraid we don't have much to offer in return; our resources are presently limited to our breed of Mongolian (light-weight, fast) horse and the Destrier (heavy-weight, powerful) War Horse. We also find in our possession some copper ore near our small lake with practically undrinkable water. We have traded for some other resources already but we have none in surplus to give out.
We are interested in your lambs, and do you have tomatoes, with which to make your salad?
#Winstontoostrong
#Montytoostronger
*A serene figure walks into the meeting*
His Holyness sends his greetings to his fellow kings.
This new... vegetarian cult that has sprung up on our island is a dire threat, not only to us, but to the Divine Cattle God too. As the Cattle's most faithful servant, his Holyness urges all to seek the heretic in their Kingdoms, and once they are unearthed, to join the mighty Crusade of the righteous that shall crush their measly cult!
- Roy the Mad, Ecclesiarch Tertia of the Holy Theocracy.
Someone asked me how the roles were chosen.
Since I don't trust random.org, I gave you all the number between one to eleven, Ares being Ace of diamonds and warman being jack of diamonds.
Shuffled the cards, mixed it up couple of times until I was bored and picked the top two to be mafia. So it is infanct more random then random. org
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