Suddenly two figures entered about the room in a rather dysfunctional and mismatched fashion.
One of them was old and estimable, “I, Ostracod, high ambassador of the most ecclesiastical Principality of Decapod Crustaceania, is here on behalf of Grand Prince Secundus II, ruler of all the lands across the north east seas. To discuss the menacing rise of the vegetarian cult among Beefland. Please excuse us for our lateness.”
The other figure was young and dressed rather dandily; who walked with a slightly drunken swagger and with a slurred speech he said “I, Prince Septimus, son of the most majestic Grand Prince Secundus, ruler of the blah blah blah. Is here for the meeting, sorry we’re late and all that, cheers for waiting” His constant flailing arm and hand gestures made him appear unfocused, ataxic and a bit drunk.
“So…” Said Septimus “What is this meeting all about then?”
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