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Quote Originally Posted by shlin28 View Post
*A messenger arrives, along with another high ranking member of the Theocracy*

*They passed a note to Roy the Mad*

*The messenger forces Roy the Mad to leave the room*

*The newcomer bowed to the various Lords gathered in the room*

Apologies my lords... his Holiness foresaw Ecclesiach Roy's... foolishness, and has sent I, Hubert, Ecclesiach Secundus to replace him in this august meeting.

We meant no offence noble Lord of the Pizza Horde, some members of our organisation...are... a trifle bit zealous. We shall send un-explosive un-poisonous purely ordinary haircombs and beads immediately!

--- Hubert the Sane, Ecclesiach Secundus of the Holy Theocracy


If that is all right with you, we would prefer to be cautious and politely decline your gifts, for now. After such outbursts from this Roy person, we are not certain we fully understand your intentions towards us. No unpleasantness will follow, and our diplomatic relations remain normalized.