Noble Sons II- Price for Peace [Concluded]

**Askthepizzaguy** · 04-13-2009, 00:45

I'm afraid you'll have to side with them. We do not forge alliances with mercenaries; for their loyalty is for sale.

-Pepperono

**Reenk Roink** · 04-13-2009, 00:55

Of course we will gladly be friends with the ones who decided on our flag.

We will be true friends too, not merely military pacts like we make with others.

We are very insulted by this Pizza khaan's rejection of our most generous offer. Thus we declare war on him. His public impiety is troubling as is...

Sir taka, you may use our lands to cross to attack the Pizza khaan. We will help. Do not betray us or we will destroy you both.

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

**Askthepizzaguy** · 04-13-2009, 01:11

Originally Posted by Reenk Roink

Of course we will gladly be friends with the ones who decided on our flag.

We will be true friends too, not merely military pacts like we make with others.

We are very insulted by this Pizza khaan's rejection of our most generous offer. Thus we declare war on him. His public impiety is troubling as is...

Sir taka, you may use our lands to cross to attack the Pizza khaan. We will help. Do not betray us or we will destroy you both.

Vote: Askthepizzaguy

You are insulted that we would not beg you for assistance? What would you have us pay you, anyway? Our resources are tapped out. Your policy of allowing one of your neighbors to exterminate another, because they can't afford to pay you to be our hired guns, is very, very admirable. Public impiety my left gluteal cheek. We honor the Pizza Lord and we won't be forcibly converted. You follow whatever religion you wish. We will not lower ourselves like curs to every barbaric nation that demands tribute, nor sell our loyalties to the highest bidder. Enjoy your time at the top, because when you tumble down to the bottom, it will hurt a lot worse.

It seems clear that the only nations with honor will stand against the religious zealots, and not very many have stepped forward. We are resigned to our fate, but rest assured, many of you will die when you cross our borders, cowards. We will destroy you to the last man, and not one of our soldiers will ever surrender.

Should we be annihilated by mercenaries and zealots, it will be fitting justice for the crimes of our past. And besides, I've got hosting duties and big games to play. At least you got your war, reasonless though it is.

**Reenk Roink** · 04-13-2009, 01:23

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

You are insulted that we would not beg you for assistance? What would you have us pay you, anyway? Our resources are tapped out. Your policy of allowing one of your neighbors to exterminate another, because they can't afford to pay you to be our hired guns, is very, very admirable. Public impiety my left gluteal cheek. We honor the Pizza Lord and we won't be forcibly converted. You follow whatever religion you wish. We will not lower ourselves like curs to every barbaric nation that demands tribute, nor sell our loyalties to the highest bidder. Enjoy your time at the top, because when you tumble down to the bottom, it will hurt a lot worse.

It seems clear that the only nations with honor will stand against the religious zealots, and not very many have stepped forward. We are resigned to our fate, but rest assured, many of you will die when you cross our borders, cowards. We will destroy you to the last man, and not one of our soldiers will ever surrender.

Should we be annihilated by mercenaries and zealots, it will be fitting justice for the crimes of our past. And besides, I've got hosting duties and big games to play. At least you got your war, reasonless though it is.

You say religious zealots like it is a bad thing. Much better to follow the sacred ways of the Beef which are inerrant rather than follow limited human caprice based on value judgments indefensible by any standard of reasoning. It will be a great honor to put you to the sword for the sake of the Beef.

At best the ways of the Beef are divine, at worst they are human. Your heterodox ways are human at best. A well known human maxim is might is right. Enjoy your last moments on this fair land.

**Askthepizzaguy** · 04-13-2009, 01:27

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Your ways are inhuman at best, in our opinion. No civility whatsoever, just greed and love of money, selling violence and murder so that you can appease your stomachs. Did it ever occur to you that others might be willing to share resources, and that you don't have to murder them?

You claim to be Godly, but clearly that sentiment does not extend to your actions in this world.

We still refuse to murder you in cold blood, but when you cross our borders, that will be the last thing you do for your God.

**Beefy187** · 04-13-2009, 02:05

As no leaders were able to carry on the legacy of White_eyes II, they have now declared to be neutral, aiding no one in their war.

You may pass the lands of the exiles without having to fight them. However if war is declared on them, expect some guerilla war fare.

Also in case of a crusade, I guess I have no choice but to let you pass through my lands. However, as we are neutral, the hostile army may also have access to my lands as well.

**Thermal** · 04-13-2009, 02:08

Originally Posted by Beefy187

As no leaders were able to carry on the legacy of White_eyes II, they have now declared to be neutral, aiding no one in their war.

You may pass the lands of the exiles without having to fight them. However if war is declared on them, expect some guerilla war fare.

Also in case of a crusade, I guess I have no choice but to let you pass through my lands. However, as we are neutral, the hostile army may also have access to my lands as well.

No Greyblades then?