Noble Sons II- Price for Peace [Concluded]

[Greyblades]

Eh thats ok. Now if you will excuse me I am going to have to think of a way to counter an army of babies. Kittens seem to feature prominently in most of my ideas. I'll keep you informed.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

You know full well that babies pwn kitties. Personally I think the only way to defeat babies is to jangle keys in front of them. They love watching keys.

[Greyblades]

Put it this way: the sight of babies killing kittens will be enough to dehumanise them in the eyes of any man and so my soldiers wont complain when I tell them to kill them.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I don't think you understand; he's not going to be using the babies as soldiers, but as ammunition.

There's a thousand baby launchers heading your way. There are also Imperial baby walkers, baby tie-fighters, and super baby destroyers. But this is just the beginning. He's also building a huge impenetrable fortress that is it's own island. And the island moves through the ocean and can destroy an entire city. This battlestation is now the ultimate power in the universe. But all that is insignificant compared to the power of the Force.

The Force is strong with him.

[Greyblades]

Ok then. Giant car keys it is!

[ULC]

Is it me, or has this council devolved into madness?

[Beefy187]

Is it me, or has this council devolved into madness?

Just you my friend.
This council has always been mad

[shlin28]

NOOOOOO! My super evil plan of complete and utter doom has been revealed!

[Greyblades]

Is it me, or has this council devolved into madness?

We were only joking (Or at least I was)

NOOOOOO! My super evil plan of complete and utter doom has been revealed!

What sort of head of the church uses babies in battle!?

[Beefy187]

Start Day 8

[shlin28]

We were only joking (Or at least I was)

What sort of head of the church uses babies in battle!?

Indeed, using babies is just wasting the next generation of Zealots...

I GOT IT!

I will use those useless old people

Fear the mighty walking sticks of the Old Age Pensioners! FEAR THEM!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Prince Koriander has a question for the holy theocrat:

You say you are intolerant of the veggie eaters, and yet you've failed utterly to mention that our glorious host, Beefy, is in fact one who eats veggies and beef in equal amounts. That would make him the most veggie-loving one here. Why have you not called a crusade on him as well? Just curious.

[shlin28]

Prince Koriander has a question for the holy theocrat:

You say you are intolerant of the veggie eaters, and yet you've failed utterly to mention that our glorious host, Beefy, is in fact one who eats veggies and beef in equal amounts. That would make him the most veggie-loving one here. Why have you not called a crusade on him as well? Just curious.

Erm.... *consults THE BOOK*

Lemme get back to you on that one...

[Greyblades]

Prince Koriander has a question for the holy theocrat:

You say you are intolerant of the veggie eaters, and yet you've failed utterly to mention that our glorious host, Beefy, is in fact one who eats veggies and beef in equal amounts. That would make him the most veggie-loving one here. Why have you not called a crusade on him as well? Just curious.

The fact that beefy's pretty much god and will know your plans and be able to counter them?

[Askthepizzaguy]

The fact that beefy's pretty much god and will know your plans and be able to counter them?

Blasphemer!

Beefy is no God. We worship the Cattle God, and the Cattle God eats... grass?

All of a sudden my faith makes no sense.

[Greyblades]

It took you this long?

[shlin28]

Blasphemer!

Beefy is no God. We worship the Cattle God, and the Cattle God eats... grass?

All of a sudden my faith makes no sense.

The Divine Bovine is a... mutant, to use the scientific term. The Cattle God, unlike a normal ordinary cattle, was born with a hunger for flesh - it is said that he consumed a thousand herds before it ascended to Godhood. It is also said that soon, another mutant bull will be born, the so called Beefus, who will also have a similar... dietary needs.

Read your scriptures, noble Prince

[Askthepizzaguy]

The Divine Bovine is a... mutant, to use the scientific term. The Cattle God, unlike a normal ordinary cattle, was born with a hunger for flesh - it is said that he consumed a thousand herds before it ascended to Godhood. It is also said that soon, another mutant bull will be born, the so called Beefus, who will also have a similar... dietary needs.

Read your scriptures, noble Prince

You're just making this stuff up on the spot, aren't you? By that logic I could declare Greyblades the next divine bovine. And you declared war on him. That makes you a sinner I'm telling God on you.

[Greyblades]

You guys worship a cannibal cow?! I though my old religion was weird but this is just messed up!

[shlin28]

You're just making this stuff up on the spot, aren't you? By that logic I could declare Greyblades the next divine bovine. And you declared war on him. That makes you a sinner I'm telling God on you.

READ YOUR SCRIPTURES!!! Some people...

Anyway, how can Greyblades be the next Divine Bovine? Is he a rabid cannibal bull? IS HE??? IS HE!?!?!?!?!

[ULC]

*Empress Lacy sits quietly in the corner, intently and furiously ignoring the current conversation*

[shlin28]

*Empress Lacy sits quietly in the corner, intently and furiously ignoring the current conversation*

As the Empress of the Holy Bovine Empire, surely your Majesty have boundless knowledge of the Divine Bovine. Perhaps you could enlighten the befuddled Prince on the principles of our religion?

[Greyblades]

Hmm lets see: Opposable thumbs? check. Stands on 2 feet? check. Doesn't make a moo sound? Check. Isn't an abomination of nature? Check. Hmm all checks out, I am definitely not a rabid cannibal messiah bull.

[Beefy187]

The fact that beefy's pretty much god and will know your plans and be able to counter them?

To make it easy for you, the army ratio between me and most of you is about 1:4

And I have the same defence orders every night so I'm not too godly in battle.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If anyone declares war on Beefy, I will declare war on them. He hasn't threatened or harmed anyone.

[Greyblades]

*Twiddles thumbs*
This game is getting boring now that there's only 5 of us left. Doesn't help that Blackadder hasn't said anything in days Shlin's gone nuts and YLC is sulking.

[Askthepizzaguy]

It should pick up, but I think Beefy should keep these phases moving and definitely ask me for help if he's having trouble with writeups.



This is like the awesomest game of all time, so... let's not let it fizzle!

[Beefy187]

It should pick up, but I think Beefy should keep these phases moving and definitely ask me for help if he's having trouble with writeups.



This is like the awesomest game of all time, so... let's not let it fizzle!

Maybe I should cast storm and thunder on all of you and we can all die together as one happy family

I had a day out yesterday, I am about to leave to one today and I got one tommorow

[Askthepizzaguy]

Beefy wins the lazy host award. But when you get back, its serious clobberin' time.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.
Kill the Veggie lovers. Grind them up. Chew their meat. Spit out their bones.

[Beefy187]

Day 8 summery

Discussion of the day focused more on how to counter an legion of armed babies, rather then politics.. Clearly cheered by this light hearted discussion, Beefy showed up with teas..

"Hey lady and gents. Long time no see." he said. His been going through a minor depressions from the death of various leaders he adored. However, he seems to have recovered.

"Now leaders. Take care of your self out there. If you do ever get bored, your always welcome in my house... Not for war, but for a little chit chat."

Start night 8