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    RIP Tosa, my trolling end now Senior Member Devastatin Dave's Avatar
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    I'm not afraid. Our Dear Leader will protect us from any attack through either harsh teleprompter reading or with his own dazzling chiseled chest and rippling abs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    I'm not afraid. Our Dear Leader will protect us from any attack through either harsh teleprompter reading or with his own dazzling chiseled chest and rippling abs.
    Putin has the chest and the sambo. I'm so sorry Dave.

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    Oh my God!!!

    N. Korea launched a satellite and the world did not come to an end?!??!

    This cannot be! I had my bunker all ready and stocked up, what will I do with my 3 tons of baked beans now???

    Of course, us western nations would never dream of launching satellites because we are the good guys. And if we ever do, we would never ever dream of using missiles, we would just ask a really strong guy to hurl them into the sky.

    Get off the 'double standards' donkey people...

    As Jesus said 'Let him who is without satellite launching capabilities cast the first missile interceptor'
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    . I agree with the above poster.
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    Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rasoforos View Post
    Get off the 'double standards' donkey people...
    So we are really to be compared to North-Korea because we have rockets? Nice opinion, would be a shame if something happened to it.
    Last edited by Fragony; 04-05-2009 at 08:38.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rasoforos View Post
    Oh my God!!!

    N. Korea launched a satellite and the world did not come to an end?!??!

    This cannot be! I had my bunker all ready and stocked up, what will I do with my 3 tons of baked beans now???

    Of course, us western nations would never dream of launching satellites because we are the good guys. And if we ever do, we would never ever dream of using missiles, we would just ask a really strong guy to hurl them into the sky.

    Get off the 'double standards' donkey people...

    As Jesus said 'Let him who is without satellite launching capabilities cast the first missile interceptor'
    double standards are fine with me.

    Satellite broadcasting revolutionary songs about dear ol' Kim:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ary-songs.html

    The man is a joke, his regime is a joke, the whole pustulent edifice survives by donations from koreans in japan and blackmailing S korea into supplying vast ammounts of food aid.

    I do not trust them to own ballistic missiles and nuclear weapons, and i am happy to see them leaned on as much as is necessary to see that it doesn't happen, even if that means jumping up and down on the bloody corpse of the regime.
    Last edited by Furunculus; 04-05-2009 at 11:28.
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    Oh lollipop FAIL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    I'm not afraid. Our Dear Leader will protect us from any attack through either harsh teleprompter reading or with his own dazzling chiseled chest and rippling abs.
    I am a Backroom n00b I suppose. Seems like other people know what DD is speaking of. Who is the person DD mentioned?

    But yes, Putin is a judo and sambo black belt-er. And he does have an amazingly ripped body considering he is 56 years old:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    I am a Backroom n00b I suppose. Seems like other people know what DD is speaking of. Who is the person DD mentioned?
    i believe he is referring to saint obama.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus View Post
    I am a Backroom n00b I suppose. Seems like other people know what DD is speaking of. Who is the person DD mentioned?


    Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 
    He goes by many name; The One, The Messiah, TOTUS, He is the Change, He is the Hope, He is the one that make us say "Yes we can" (stolen from Bob the Builder), when He speaks He makes the legs tingle and the capitalists despair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    He is the one that make us say "Yes we can" (stolen from Bob the Builder)...
    Which was pretty much stolen from the Little Engine That Could.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave View Post
    He goes by many name; The One, The Messiah, TOTUS, He is the Change, He is the Hope, He is the one that make us say "Yes we can" (stolen from Bob the Builder), when He speaks He makes the legs tingle and the capitalists despair.
    You'll enjoy this.

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    To rasoforos:

    World politics isn't about equality and what's fair, it's about one nation having an advantage over another nation for it's own interests. Naturally, this missle luanch was completely against US interests, regardless of our own missle testing.

    Oh, and yeah, Kim Jong Fail forgot about the last missle they launched which.....fell into the sea....
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    I'm beginning to believe that NK's missile technology is designed more on the physics of a shotgun shell, and less on the physics of a bullet.

    "Well if we fire a million of these things, at least one of em' has to hit something."

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